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any plans for tonight?
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Baseball game tonight, meng.

Breddy sweet.
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Get drunk and play games
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>>38390053
Play video games cause that's the only form of stimulation I can manage to enjoy

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>Girl I met about a year ago and talk and hang out hinted about sex for a few weeks
>She kept asking about what I thought of "swinging" and "cucking"
>One day she gave me a ride home and she asked me if I wanted to have casual sex while her boyfriend watched on facetime
>Her boyfriends ok with it and in the military
>Will only let me fuck her If he watches
>tfw 25 year old virgin and she has no idea

Should I do it? What if they make fun of me the whole time?
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>>38390027
Just get your nut dude, if they laugh at you laugh back because you just lost your virginity and cucked ol boy
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>>38390027
Do it, it's actually really fun. As long as the dude doesn't want to play with your dick it's lit AF.
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what the fuck

why would anyone willingly be a cuck? What is wrong with people

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sex, fetishes, traps, and lewd things disgust me so much and i hate people that like those things
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I hate people who post traps and roleplay as anime but at the end of the day you know what im fappin to
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>>38390012
ALL fetishes? Are you telling me you don't deviate from standard sexuality at least one tiny bit?
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>>38390012
You must've gotten raped in your childhood by a trap.

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how is your virgin status effecting your social life?
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What social life?
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>>38390001
I never leave the basement
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>>38390001
it gives me time to rewatch k-on over and over

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How many times does the number nine appear within whole numbers between one and 100?
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>>38390000
2 times cause you have 2 doubles
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>>38390000
i dunno, how many 0s appear in your quads
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Get a paper and write down all numbers from 2 to 99 then just count how many 9s are on the paper

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ITT: Times you did something pure evil and got away with it with only a slap on the wrist

>13 years old playing COD 4 on xbox
>Have internet 'gf' of same age
>used to play COD 4 all the time together
>guys in games used to hear her voice and ask for nudes
>I tell them that im her bf
>they tell her that she needs a real man and they'll prove it
>(this would happen a lot)
>They ask for her msn/skype or just add her on xbox to send her a dick pic
>I tell her to do it and to send me the pics
>find their bebo's/facebooks and post their dick pics on their walls for their friends to see
>don't even think about how some of the dick pics are from people 17-
>Police come to my house one day and discuss with me and my parents how that counts as distributing CP
>shitting myself
>Since my dads a cop I get away with 'internet for a year' (only about a month or 2) and the cop telling me to not do it again
>tell internet gf about it
>she brings up how some of them were 18+
>we decide she should tell her parents that these people (the ones 18+) send her dick pics
>the parents call the police and report that these people sent inappropriate pictures to a minor.
>mfw the probs are on some kind of sex offenders list
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>>38389912
You malicious demon you.
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>>38389912
>mfw 13 yo can have a bf/gf but sendic a dick pic is considered as sex offend and CP
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>>38389912
That's not even that evil, they got what they deserved.

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If you have the gall to bring new people into this hellworld, the LEAST you can do is support them financially until you die, no questions asked, and that's THAT.
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Chris Chan's mom gets it.
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It can be argued the opposite way too.

If someone gives you the gift of life, you owe them everything you ever make and should support them until the day they die.
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>>38389933

Who wants to work? Who doesn't want to be a millionaire without stupid obligations and restrictions? Or are you gonna break the mold and tell me that you don't?

It's time to start cleaning your room
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>>38389829
Bloody hell man its the same thread over and over. This is orwellian! Nietzsche predicted this over a century ago. We need to save our father from the belly of a whale. If not...well read Solzhenitsyn youll see man.
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>>38389829
>some of most motivated people on earth have messy rooms.

beware of this charlatan
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>it's a mom want's to show off every room of the shitty house to random acquaintances episode

Sissified and in submission to the white man.
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its either that or catch aids from other blacks.
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>>38389760
Mmm I wish that was me getting fucked
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>>38389793
You better be black, boy.

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>"anon, why are you still in the shower? are you OK?"
REEE YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M DOING IN HERE
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I fell asleep in the shower when I was a kid once.
Think I was in there for over an hour.
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>>38389671
If you were masturbating you're disgusting, you realise other people use the bathroom right? God if i find out my future son/daughter is a weeb id kick them out.
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ANON I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE

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About white Aryan sex that is so perfect and pure?
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>>38389518
Absolutely nothing.

originalcomentxDD
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you're white so you probably appreciate it more.

anyway, admiring stacy and chad having sex won't make you any less of a loser.
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>>38389546
t. Mad inferior subhuman vermin

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> go to normie parties
>get to sub 10% bodyfat with muscle
>do over a month of nofap
>cold approaching
>attend a fucking RSD bootcamp
>get wasted at normie parties
> wear shoelifts to bring me to 6'4
>skin care (retin-a, vitamin c serum, daily sunscreen)
>next up: get a hairsystem

These are all the things I've tried to lose my virginity, what haven't I tried yet?
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>>38389503
a hooker? origino
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>2017
>not mewing

Well no wonder you're not getting laid.
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because you probably have an ugly face m9

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Welp I did it you fuckin faggots. I fucked a tranny hooker. I've fucked a couple of girls before and found it unsatisfying. I exclusively fapped to traps so I thought that might be the problem

>Find tranny on backpage
>Go to her
>She opens door
>shitty teeth
>Nose hairs
>Pudgier
>Doable
>We fuck, she say's I'm "big" even though 'm 6.5
>I suck her dick a little in the heat of the moment
>It doesnt work at all
>I paid for an hour but she starts jacking me off hard and I cum in like 2 minutes
>Find her utterly disgusting and want to leave immeadiately
>She wants to take a shower with me
>Too beta to say no
>Constantly asking me if i'm taken and flirting
>She wont stop talking about her barbie colletion, she has like 300 of them which is creepy when you realize its really just a dude who wants to be a girl
>She asks me what I like to do
>anime
>She says she likes anime too
>Get shocked
>She says she loooves sailor moon
>We'redonehere.jpg
>Get disgusted that I sucked her dick
>I get out of the shower and gtfo
>Drive back home feeling empty, blasting music and constantly spitting, trying to get out her germs
>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth

Now I'm over it but that was a waste of 200 dollars. Sex with girls and traps is equally unfulling. Traps and futas are good as a fantasy and only that
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>>38389468
>>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth
>her dick
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>Can't believe her dick was in my mouth

How did we come to this?
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>she

HAHAHA YOU FUCKED A MAN YOU FAGGOT

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

GAYLORD HOMO FAGLOR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQH

HEY OP SOMEONE CALLED FROM A "HOMO & SONS" HOPING TO SPEAK TO YOU


WEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAAAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAAAAHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAHHHHHHHHHH


ANON OPEN UP IT'S THE POLICE WE HABE REPORTS THERE'S A FAGGOT ON THEPREMISES

Have a major suspicion that this girl i've known online for probably 4 or 5 years is fake. Can anyone figure out more about this girl? pic related
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>>38389461
if you have never skyped with her, she is probably fake.
gl op.
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>>38389461
I have a major suspicion that OP has never watched k-on
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>>38389544
you would be right

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You will never have sex with a loli/2D
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>>38389475

This will never happen to me feels bad man
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>>38389707
was she pretty cute anon ?
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>>38389945

so what happened with you and her?

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