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>Most people lost their virginity while being underage.
What
The
Fuck
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Yup. We're behind the curve anon. Average age of losing virginity is about 17. If you finish uni and still haven't lost it it's over. That will be the easiest time to lose it and if you can't manage it then you never will.
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>>38016249
>If you finish uni and still haven't lost it it's over.
fuck me
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I lost at age 20, feels bad man
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I am currently listening to my roommate get plowed. I hear spanking and her moaning for it harder and for him to give it to her. I'm masturbating in the hallway. dubs decide what I dl
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fag.
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>>38016123
[X] Suicide outside her room
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>>38016123
she's getting louder I love this
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Does /r9k/ plan on having kids? 2017-06-28 03:29:53 Post No.38016083
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Does /r9k/ plan on having kids?
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Or do you plan on terminating your bloodline?
Another question, are there robots in your family? Parents, grand-parents?
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Not really.
I'm not great with kids, and I'm a pretty selfish person who'd probably put myself before them.
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plan on donating as much sperm as possible
no anonymity but i'll be dead by the time they try and contact me and my shitty genes are already inside them
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>>38016083
Not marrying, not having kids. There's enough of us already and the ride even at it's best isn't that great. Not to mention that you have no control over that childs life, maybe he will grow to wish he wasn't born at all (like many of us) I'm granting him that wish.
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>He doesn't believe in God
>He doesn't pray everyday
>He doesn't meditate everyday
>He is not a vegetarian
>He does not have a cause to fight for or anything to believe in, therefore his life becomes meaningless.
Tell me, robots. At what moment did you realize that all suffering comes from wanting things and being attached to things instead of fighting for a cause and believing in something higher than yourselves?
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>>38016078
What's wrong with sticking to a diet you ancestors survived on? Legumes and vegetarianism is a meme
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>>38016101
Because it is cruel to animals, and therefore unethical.
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>>38016118
What God do you worship
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It's a chart thread. If you want to you can post a chart here
Use this thread if you want to waste your time. Warning: giving away this information might indicate or imply your identity
Last thread: >>38013939
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This is a chart you could use
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>>38016096
Thanks for this thumbnail, although it may be hard to fill
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>>38016117
Oh... And I wondered why the last thread died so soon.
I have the mental age of sandstone
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Why do we tell ugly people it's their own fault they're ugly? That really really pisses me off.
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Agree with you anon, it's a shame we blame others people, when it's really not their fault for being born ugly. A crooked nose, big forehead, big ears, and more. It's not their fault. How ever being fat, or having greasy hair. That's something you (people) can work on.
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>>38016172
fat shaming. consider yourself #blocked
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It's ridiculous. If you are ugly and/or short you are subject to never-ending shame and foul treatment, yet making fun of fat people makes you a pariah; nevermind that being fat is self-inflicted and fixable
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So I just found a video of my gf having a threesome with two dudes in Paris. It was in 2015, on year before we started dating.
She seemed crazy into and has never reacted like that when we had sex. I feel insecure as fuck now and haven't had sex with her for a week.
I just can't look at her the same way anymore. I was thinking about ending it today, but am not sure if I'm making a mistake.
Help?
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>>38016029
>Help?
Have you talked with her about the video?
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id say give it up bro
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>>38016044
No, and I don't think I'm gonna bring it up.
It was in her old cellphone. But that's irrelevant.
I know she's just gonna try and deflect and villify me.
>>38016054
Fuck man.
She was my first gf. It's killing me inside.
Why is he so cute? and why do i want to fuck his boipussy?
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>>38016007
Because you are a male of homosexual nature.
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>>38016007
Tyrese and his friends are banging that boypussy right now
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Those fucked up hair cuts are red flags. Lanza, stair, roof...
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Oh... Good morning neetie, didn't see you there hehe. My-my.. how many years has it been since we've graduated? So... what have you been doing with yourself lately?
Hmm.. oh? You're unemployed? And you still live with your parents.. Wow.. Ouch
Tsk-Tsk.. What's that, you just woke up? Oh... well, I'm sure being an unemployed neet for these past several years has done a number on your biological sleep rhythm, it must be really screwed up for you.
Hmmmmm.... and ... are those bags under your eyes? Wow.. you really do look like shit my dear neetie.. And.. *snif-snif*.. wow you smell disgusting too, when's the last time you took a shower and cleaned yourself up?
Hmm.. well.... I'm sure you'll really have a productive day today F5-ing imageboards and masturbating all day (smirk), after all it doesn't sound like you have much more else going on in your pathetic boring life.
I do wish you could become a productive member of society instead of leeching off your poor parents, but.. seeing the black hole that is your resume.... I don't have much hope for you dear neetie, after all what respectable employer would take a risk hiring an unemployable manchild such as yourself?
Me? Oh... well after I'm done with this report, I'll head out with my co-workers to grab a delicious, nutritionally balanced lunch at this fancy place across the street, eating out is not a problem at all for me, seeing that I'm quite well compensated for my work.
Maybe this weekend I'll go to a concert or heck even play some paintball with my work friends, sometimes it pays to let loose after a long week at work you know neetie?
And tonight I'll probably take my girlfriend out too, thankfully my active social and professional life enables me to meet quite a few women, unlike you. I don't believe you even ever had a girlfriend do you my dear neetie?
Well.... have fun sitting all day behind your computer again (smirk)
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I'm laughing how accurate your post is, at the same time I'm crying&dying inside.
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>>38016002
I get paid alright and work a short day but still come home exhausted and empty. What do?
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>>38016002
Im happy for you wagie. You seem to be amongst the lucky few who actually enjoy waking up early and working a fulfilling job.
Perhaps if i could gain such great employment, i would join your ranks. Alas, id rather be dead than stuck somewhere doing something i hate 40 hours a week like most wagies.
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Why don't we start a crowdfunding campaign to get her into porn? She is perfect
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>>38015988
Why do you want to ruin someone's life by getting them stuck in the god awful porn industry? It's pretty cruel to wish that on someone.
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>>38015988
A man needs a name.
Who is she?
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>>38015988
Who is this cunt and why is she getting posted everywhere?
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which board has the most reddit crossposters?
and why is it /pol/?
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>>38015893
Because edgy underaged racism draws them to /pol/.
Now they're the cool kids that hate everything that's logical and decent. They're like "WOW HERE I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT SO I WANT TO SAY WHAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD HATE"
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>>38015893
/r/the_donald and the fact that they think going on /pol/ makes them edgy.
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unironically robot9000
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Comfy r9k minecraft server
Join and play minecraft with r9k!
The faggot Tommy who runs the other server decided to shut it down, and it's been down for over 3 days now. This is the replacement server, might be temporarily but i doubt that tommy will open his server again.
IP: r9kserver.ddns.net
Discord: https://discord
.gg/rEKzy8
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why the fuck does no one join
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>>38016231
1.12 is garbage
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>>38016231
>spawn wither and grief a bunch of players and make a bunch of people quit
>get rightfully banned
>cry and get so butthurt you were banned that you make a new server
>no one joins because you're autistic and will probably grief your own players
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How do you guys come up with usernames? 2017-06-28 03:08:52 Post No.38015801
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How do you guys come up with usernames?
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All my usernames are something unoriginal like a name or a word or something. I can't come up with a real username that isn't a reference to something.
How do you guys do it? How do you come up with an original username?
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>>38015801
Just use a random name generator.
one of my "handles" is a real word with a letter changed.
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All names are a reference to something else otherwise they are just meaningless strings of letters, which aren't too hard to create. If you're trying too hard to be cool just find really obscure words that aren't used anymore.
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>>38015801
i guess im just naturally creative
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I FUCKING HATE MY OLDER BROTHER SO MUCH!!!
>FINALLY got a fucking girl to like me
>Chubby emo type with huge tits
>Fuck it she's into me
>Finally comes over to mine and we watch a film
>She straddles me and gets her tits out and asks me to suck on them
>She lays on me and makes out with me
>My fucking Chad older brother walks in and screams "MOM A WARDROBE FELL ON ANON, COME QUICK!! oh sorry nevermind"
SHE FUCKING LEFT AND HADNT SPOKEN TO ME IN HIURS I FUCJING HATE MY BROTHET I FUXMING HATE FUCKING AAAHAHHHH HOW THE FUXK SO I GET MY OWN BACK ON THAT FUCMING CUBT FUCKING FAGGOT!
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>>38015794
>chubby emo with huge tits
Thats my fucking type, post pics pls I promise i wont do anything with them
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>mom a wardrobe fell on anon
Holy shit my sides
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Sounds like your brother is 4chan in real life
Ruining other people's fun
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I wanna fuck Jian Yang so hard
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something about that stupid chink face makes me diamonds
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>i put a penis in your asshole
>you like that because you are little faggot
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>>38015883
Nah, its the bulge hiswallet__makes