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>I SAW YOUR SISTER IN THE COORNERSTOOONE
>ON THE PHONE WITH THE MIDDLE MAN
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>>37618152

Well I saw your mom getting shagged outside the back of Nettos for a packet of quavers.
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Its a great song. Artic monkeys-cornerstone if anyone was wondering

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ITT: Weird uni stories


>go to uni library to finish off some last minute work
>Couple of hours in decide to go to bathroom
>The bathroom stinks of blood and shit and I can hear some other fella softly crying while shitting.

I brought him a warm drink, but I don't know what else to do anons
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Not in uni, but in HS still sticks with me to this day-

>Be in tech class
>Dumbasses of our year are fucking around with the welding torches
>One of them decides to pick the welding torch up by the welding end
>I've never smelt flesh cook in my life until that point. Pretty much ended with him loosing fingers because the damage was so bad

Can something be infinitely senseless? YES! Infinity can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_xm5EdldUc
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Dear r9k,
I'm leaving for three days to focus on myself. You've given me so many good memories and I will miss you while I'm gone. Let's make even more whenever I return, shall we?

Sincerely,
Charles
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R9k.

I'm currently on 540mg of DXM. I only weigh 140lb. By all accounts, I should be in the third plateau. Yet, it feels like just a mix of first and second with higher awareness. Why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWKLGaqxVs

I can't imagine that people like this actually exist.
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Imagine being this alive everyday

That could have been me with a little different circumstances, a little more energy, a little more dedication
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>>37618257
>That could have been me
We never stood a chance.
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>>37618257
What went wrong?
ORigianl

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"It's better to have loved and lost" is a fucking meme lads, don't trust that shit because it will ruin you
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>>37617919
If you loved and lost you can probably win another girl over. Us true rejects become numb because we never had a real lasting relationship with another human that wasn't involved in our conception.

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>tfw use to have GF
>tfw don't have social anxiety
>tfw non-virgin
>tfw doing alright in life, just shitty grades and stuff
>tfw only 1/2 friends IRL that i maybe hang out with once every 3/4 weeks
>tfw neither cyborg nor robot nor normie

who else /limbo/ here?
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>>37617897
you literally described a cyborg?you gotta grow up special snowflake.
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>>37617924
nah cyborgs are different
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>>37617933
it's called being a "failed normie"

Is there any higher form of love and affection that one can receive as from blonde angel girls.
If you haven't felt love and affection from blonde girl you haven't truly lived and experienced your life.

Please Brown and shitty color fembots dont comment.
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>>37617892
The purest form of love is between a young boy and a grown man
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Blonde girls are creation when pure love is experienced between 2 people.
If you were born brown or with other subhuman trait you were born out of lust and not love.

If you were born black, indian or other way you were probably conceived by rape
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It takes 100 generations of pure love to turn nigger, spic, indian or other brown into white, blonde angel.

So this is why we need to perserve our national treasure: Blonde Women!

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I just can't watch 3d porn. When something feels acted it's just a turnoff Either there needs to be some real human emotion or some emotion that I apply in my head.
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>>37617867
Hentai is 100% acted. It is 100% fake. Try amateur porn
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>>37617867
i totally understand you thats why i moved from the normal porn too

try amateur/asian as they are more geniune and you can almost feel the emotions

and then the wonders of 2d , the doujinshi are great
ofcourse there are a lot of bullshit doujins but there are some that bring forward real feels and there are some of them you read only for the story? can you even belive that?
read 200 pages of porn only for the character development between the 2 characters

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Why are roasties always so loyal to the first guy they fucked?

>drinking out with my only rl friend because he graduated high school
>he fucked a girl out of his class 1 year ago
>she got boyfriend now
>he talks to her 5 mins
>they fuck

>tfw i will never get a loyal wife because she will always be her first times slave.
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Probably for evolutionary purposes. Used to be the first man to fuck you got you pregnant so your best bet for protection is to stick around.

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>Active Content: 1306 GB
I'm going to have to check your meme license.
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You are under arrest!
Post your qualifying meme immediately.

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>Board is filled with normalfaggots
>everybody reee
>the kisdo post
>nobody bats an eye

Why? The kisdo are just as bad as the normalfaggots. Worst even.
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why am I so empty all the time
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You wouldn't be saying the same thing if you were full of shit.

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>be me
>have resting bitch face
>waiting for bus at bus stop, head down, looking at my phone
>look up to check arrival of bus
>see 5-7 angry people glaring at me

>be walking down the street
>people cross to the other side

>be crossing road
>angry woman intentionally bump into me

I've had far too many of these instances, mainly involving strangers that do not know me. Most of the time, I am just doing my own thing not affecting anyone and yet I'm met with these kind of reactions. Honestly, what is wrong with people, just because my face looks a certain way they try so hard to abuse you for it. By now, I can mostly understand the death glares, I mean I probably look like that to them as well, but intentionally going out of their way to physically hurt is beyond my comprehension.

Anyone else experience these things or am I the only one doomed to this kind of hell?
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It's probably a reflection of what you put out by your expression . You communicate anger by your expression so people return it to you. So drop the anger and other negative feelings. Anger is fine at times, but not all the time.

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