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post your photos, drawings, paintings, sculptures, videos, etc
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>>35264930
D-does shitty drawers are allowed t-to post...?
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>>35265296
yes they are, everyone is allowed. i havent been happy about my latest drawings either
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>>35265296
I just repost the end

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my roommate has left for spring break and i have the apartment all to myself tonight and i want to achieve maximum /comfy/ capacity tonight.

any good movie/tv/game recs? i was thinking some 90's japanese anime because its usually pretty comfy but im open to most suggestions

also just a general comfy thread
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Have you seen The Fifth Element? Perfect comfy movie for a day alone
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all dump i guess 1/?
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>>35264960
I haven't but it looks nice thanks man

Say weed and you're a faggot
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weed and you're a faggot
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>smoking tobacco in 2017
LMFAO
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I smoke Cheyennes, they're 3.15 a pack where I live

I vape weed ;)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZU4gBI9_hA
>you'll never have a girlfriend

it seems so fun....
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h3h3 is a hypocritical backseat moderating jew who deserves every penny sucked out of him
saged
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>>35264817
This
How the fuck does normies even stand with this jew?
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>>35264817
>>35265156
he seems like a nice guy

you guys are literally borat tier

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>be me
>have male friend I talk to on Discord regularly
>we both look at, follow and share cute girls
>his favourite is haffu weeb
>comment that she takes really cute pics
>"yeah she is cute" he says, "but I like her no makeup photos better"
>"wait wat"
>scroll through her Insta
>this girl doesn't have a single photo on her Instagram where she's not wearing makeup or circle lenses

Why are men so oblivious to makeup?
Like, yeah I get it, you aren't ever buying, applying or wearing it, but you can't seriously think that girl's eyelids are naturally taupe, our cheeks have a natural coral flush, that our eyebrows are that defined and that our lips are naturally that pigmented.
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>>35264707
ey bby, u wnt sum fuk?
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>>35264707
Where would we learn about makeup?

From the tons of females we communicate with constantly?
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>>35264707
Guys aren't used to thinking about makeup. You can't really blame them for not being able to tell.

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reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little or often no refractory period
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
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Okay.

>oregbnola
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>>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more

Really? I mean the other are true but idk if that is
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>>35264626
>so we enjoy food more

Is that why you're all fat fucks?

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What can we do to stop porn? How do we explain to normies that its detrimental to society and harmful to their own selves?

>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit 6'2 chads with 8 inch dicks
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
>it undermines traditional beauty standards by promoting deformed, plastic filled monsters as pornstars
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It makes my dick big tho
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>>35264578
Its impossible to get rid of, anon. What we can do is increase sex education, moderate porn and sex work with regulations, and try to create a society that is as sexually intelligent as possible.
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>it damages your confidence and self esteem by making you instinctively compare yourself to fit 6'2 chads with 8 inch dicks
Women want chads - I'm not a chad. Seeing that in porn doesn't change anything for me.
>it raises your female beauty standards to impossible levels, decreasing your chance to ever get into a healthy relationship
wtf are you talking about?
>it overstimulates you, forcing you to seek more and more depraved porn, to the point where you might be unable to cum during normal sex
citation needed
>it lets chads get rich and famous by literally using their dicks
couldn't give less of a fuck
>it lets stacies get rich and famous by literally using their cunts
couldn't give less of a fuck
>it undermines traditional beauty standards by promoting deformed, plastic filled monsters as pornstars
this isn't the 90s

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Have I found the true robot? Kid in my uni library whacking it to some overwatch porn.
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>>35264448
>Watching porn in public
With that much courage, he is more likely Chad Thundercock
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>>35264482
Now he's onto Bioshock
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>>35264482
Probably more so autism than courage.

I unknowingly ate a pot brownie my room mate left on the stove top last night. I have a piss test in 5 days. Am I fucked?
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Yep, very much so.

How much weed was in it? Did you get high?
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Start chugging vinegar working out alot if possible.

praying might help
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>eating random exposed shit that isn't yours

you deserve it. I hope your roommate ran his dick on it and a dozen roaches took a shit there too

>TFW have a pair of lopsiders

Who here have /bitch tits/? How do you cope with having gynecomastia?
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i know that lopside feel

how bad are they OP? if you show pics i will too
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>tfw perfect male model body
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>>35264394

I'm too shy, but not as bad as that chart makes it look.

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>age you started using 4chan
>age you are now

16
19

I'm curious to see how young people were when they started browsing 4chan.
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20
31

Those numbers make me want a semitruck to roll over on me desu
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6
18

can't remember myself without this site
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17-16
26

I have mental health problems.

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Don't be dull. Write a poem.

in a room with others i sense danger
In a room with you i stand a chance
Without these fucked up feelings
I could talk to you
If you were like me you would understand me
But we are not alike
Take your time to know me
And I will make you thrive
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Bitch ass faggot
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Long ago in the days of gold
When the gnomes and faeries thrived
When elvenfolk in their wooded homes
Sang and danced all night

Among their kin there was a lad
Who's flute rang out true but sad
A broken heart was said he had
All because he loved a lass

This lass who's name is not recalled
To him was beauty all in all
Golden hair freed and flowed
Tender skin soft as snow

All attention to her she had
She danced and laughed and not all was bad
With in his heart he knew it so
He would one day some way be known
But for now he waits alone
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>>35264688
Is this from somewhere? It's good!
You didn't just make it up, did you.

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What would you do if you split into two identical copies? If you could choose, how many copies would you split yourself into?
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>>35263822
What fetish is this.
I need to know.
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>>35263834
The biological term is mitosis. I assume meiosis (what happens when the sperm meets the egg) would be two people fusing into one, which would be pretty fucking hot as well.
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>>35263822
I'd have a bunch of copies and form a fight club with myself.

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How do I achieve this physique?
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SS + GOMAD

idhdb
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>>35263805
Already have this physique

It sucks, there's always a case of swamp ass whenever I sit for even a half hour and if I wear boxer, I have to accept the excruciating experience of having chafed thighs. When sitting, my thighs always expand as though they are bags filled with water that lie on a surface. I always wear baggy shirts because normal ones will expose my perky mantits. I'm currently trying to lift in order to get rid of this shitty physique.
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>>35263805
>tfw you fell for the justworkoutbrah meme as a fat loser

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>Berne Sanders will die in your lifetime
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not if i kill myself first. orginnia.
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>>35263718
hell be originally fine
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>>35263718
that's not a good thing you tard
he was our chance for NEETbux

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