tfw you will never have a girlfriend like this.
I will never have any gf of any kind what so ever. Fat chicks reject me.
>>35783111
She's kind of got a point, being ugly she must only get propositioned as a cum dump, but she still loves Jesus even though he made her face a puke and her body a piteous wail and Jesus hates sluts.
>>35783096
My dick is only 5 inches anyways. So I'd have a hard time not slipping out of her even though I get rock hard dagger like red erections.
Will drinking make you stupid?
>>35783094
it numbs empathy. it makes you a sociopath
>>35783181
o duunno man i feel bretty god with somje galchol in my blood man
>>35783181
I feel like I'm too empathetic. Are there any studies that prove it does this? If so, I'm gonna go get a couple sixers and have me a ball.
Dont be sad guys, post your cute puppers and other pets here!
Pic related, my pets
>>35782990
Cute pets anon, how did you get them to pose together?
>>35783014
Didnt do much, they just laid down like that, the dog can tolerate te cat in the house
>>35782990
Bump for doges
Who here /bullied/ in the past?
I still think about my tormenters from the past and though nobody has laid a finger on me in 10 or so years, it still fills me up with rage just thinking about it. Why didn't i stand up for myself? What kind of wimp was i? I would beat someone's face into a pile of mush if they just pushed me now. I wish someone would. I've never dished it back out to anyone in my youth and i want to now.
You need to buy some gunz and shoot up a school.
It is the ultimate redpill.
>>35783001
No, i don't want to shoot anyone unless they have a gun too and they're threatening people's lives. I just want to experience beating someone up with my bare hands. Getting them all black and blue with their eyes swollen shut for weeks, knocking out teeth, breaking jaws and cheekbones.
>>35782937
>tfw OP's pic reminded me how great of game Bully was
>tfw I'll never go back to the good old days of my childhood
Fuck I wish I still had my PS2.
>tfw only fap to 2d
who else here has transcended?
>>35782932
>tfw only fap to 1d
>>35782932
2d is technically 3d
(x,y,color)
>>35782951
1d porn is the best
She has 15 years old, and i don't like the
fact that she watches porn, but recently
i checked her laptop when she was on her
friend's house and i found some blacked on
Pornhub.
She was into lesbian porn, but knowing
that she likes nigger shit makes me mad
>Why?
Because i know that my mom already watches this shit (I can prove) and
now my own sister.
>>35782815
So? All white girls get blacked eventually, this is normal
Get over yourself you neurotic loser.
>>35782815
If you have enough time to police what other people are watching, you don't fucking have enough to do.
Mind your own fucking business.
Beta males BTFO!!!
Or I could take it by force
How bout that
>>35783412
Stay delusional you limpwristed faggot
>>35782766
>>35783538
It's not exactly easy to pretend you get laid more than me while posting SPH fetish material.
Now the dust has settled, what do you really think about Chad?
I don't think about Chad because I spend all of my time thinking about how I hate myself.
Chads are actually the best friends you can have.
Not even memeing.
>>35782696
This. Stop reading NTR doujins, Chads are bromance material. That's real love.
What's a good job that hasn't been driven down by Mexicans?
>>35782615
neurosurgeon
>>35782615
Which good jobs have been driven down by Mexicans?
>>35782615
>>35782632
Medicine, engineering, science
Anything that takes a brain
>tfw you will never get a gf like Crispy.
How can I find girls that look like her?
She is Perfect in my opinion.
have you tried sears?
>>35782693
I've never been to sears, isn't it an arts and crafts store?
>>35782723
It's an appliance store for old people
No one that looks like that shops at sears
Are there any short men on the planet that women still swoon over?
Last century it was not that big a deal being short but now in 2017 it seems like a huge deal.
Are there any men escaping this fad?
Any at all?
Also who is the woman in this meme?
Is she some sort of celebrity?
I guess there's Putin but he's 64 years old.
no
for women today? it's 6' or death. You could be a good looking 5'8 guy with a high iq and monster cock, women would pick a retard with a busted chin over you
that's just how it is now, women are obsessed withtall men
>>35782545
There's plenty of manlets out there who get their fair share of pussy.
It's just they tend to put on an "alpha" facade towards certain women, and some of them just eat that shit up. Beta manlets always get the short end of the stick for mostly two things and two things only (that is unless you're under 5'4, then there's not much hope for you):
>for being a total beta
>or being literally facially hideous>or both
Do you believe in the law of attraction? xzxsz
>>35782505
I want to expand on this bullshit.
It's a pseudo-materialistic pile of shit with small diamond shards in it. There's a small amount of good in it, but for fuck's sake, vibrations? Quantum?
I mean, it works seldomly I guess, but god damn, might as well study chaos magick, which is not at all materialistic.
Another good one is Neville Goddard. It's trapped in the feel good crap but at least it gives a clear and direct method for the "feeling" to be able to change reality, so to speak, so as long as you ignore the stuff about feeling good, etc etc.
>>35782706
Can you expand even more?What is the small amount of good in it? What should be taken, and what should be discarded?
>>35782505
>Do you believe in the law of attraction?
All (modern) self-help shit is just another method of scamming people, like timeshares or weight-loss products. Only gullible stay-at-home moms sink money into pseudoscience like this.
Hey there. /pol/ here. Is /r9k/ really still a bunch of virgin robots or did you get redpilled like the rest of and are simply LARPing and poking fun at what you used to be before you lost your virginity?
>>35782480
I'm a redpilled virgin and my life is so bad without pussy I need pussy (redpill = get pussy)
>>35782480
/pol is full of virgins that simply blame their personal failures on minorities
/r9k looks down on /pol
I'm a relic from the original board and never left. I ain't letting some cucks hijack it.
Weird kek is happening over on /b/
>>35782465
LINK THE THREAD YOU NEWFAGGOT WTF
If he called it that's a monumental get
>>35782520
3 separate consecutive gets were called
threads have been pruned, but are in arcives
https://archived.moe/b/thread/726777777
https://archived.moe/b/thread/726666666
https://archived.moe/b/thread/726555555
>>35782465
How does one do this?
oregano
>I'll have to take molly next weekend because I'll be hella anxious and depressed by the results of what will surely happen if I don't
>even tho, things have still chances of developing in a way that will make me anxious and depressed
Are anxiety and depression worse when they catch you high on molly?
Bump, I'm condemned to fry my brain
Why do you need to do it? Why don't you just do what the rest of us do and be awkward, ugly, unwanted, and depressed?
>>35783330
Because I might get laid with a cute girl if I'm a happy, funny and polite human beign that night.