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How do you get a girlfriend like pic related? Pic related.
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Be an edgy chad
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I want the crow
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>>37476350
>wanting a balding mentally ill gf

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have you cleaned your room yet?
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I leave my room "dirty" i.e. clean but with clothes on the floor so my parents (im 18) dont find my drugs
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I have tuesday off work so that's the day I'm going to sort my room out
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this is the most obvious and common advice ever given yet his fans act like he's the next friedrich nietzsche

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Do Tomoko girls exist IRL? Have you ever met one? What are they like?
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>>37476239
they dont

Tomoko was created to reflect guys
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yes and they are not like your 2d fantasies
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>>37476239
I'm a Tomoko tranny if that counts. I'm sure girls like her exist, but they're just hard to find.

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im 19yo and i dont have a phone haha
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I didn't get one until I was 20.
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>>37476168
That's totally okay. If you seek one out then you should just purchase one?
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>>37476168
haha then how r u phoneposting???

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ITT: MBTI GENERAL DISCUSSION

MBTI themed server: /JTdynU

>inb4 INTP depression
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>>37476125
Which Jungian Archetype are you (see pic related or link) and what is your MBTI type

>ENTP
>Jester

I wish I was the hero desu.

http://www.soulcraft.co/essays/the_12_common_archetypes.html
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>>37476357
Intp, magician or jester
Being an intp wouldn't be so depressing if I knew other people who thought like me. Intp women are especially rare as well, and I've never met a woman who has similar ways of seeing things to mine.
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>>37476357
>INTP

These: The Creator, The Sage, The Magician, or The Lover.

The Lover sounds the best happiness wise but ideally being The Magician sounds amazing man.

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Is stealthing rape?
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not if you dont get caught
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What is stealthing?
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>>37476542

When you go through life without anyone noticing you. Basically the life of the average poster here.

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Can someone here explain how to get started in the stock market?
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sell high buy low
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Just put all your money in whatever stock is highest. If they're so good their stock is only going to increase
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First, you get some money.

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*twin peaks theme starts playing*
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*teleports behind television*
*yanks the power cord*
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>>37475973
What's twin peaks?
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>>37476010
Nothin' personal OP

Question for those born in 1995-1997(cusp of Millennials and Gen Z).

Do you associate your childhood more closely with Millennial things like Blockbuster, Jimmy neutron, Recess, The Weekenders, Invader sim, Yu gi oh, PS1, PS2, N64, Pokemon Gens 1-3, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, Kim Possible, playing outside, remembering 9/11, and having crushes on Avril lavigne, Britney spears, Jenny wakeman, and the Dark magician girl?

Or Gen Z things like streaming movies on Netflix, CN Real, Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Pokemon Gens 4-6, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, Silly bandz, not playing outside, not remembering 9/11, and having crushes on Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, and "thick cream-filled qt trapbois" - NOT girls, because Vice and Huffingtonpost told you it was "hip" and "cool" to be gay?
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1995 here and I recognize more of the stuff from the millennial section so I associate more with that.

>tfw I used to like Jimmy neutron because he was a smart kid with a Giant head and I'm a "smart" kid with a big head
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>>37475889
1995 and millennials mostly
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1995, I identify with the millenial stuff.
Gold was my first Pokemon game, PSX was my first console, YuGiOh was the hottest flavour of the month, you know the story.

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>he eats like utter and complete shit
>he drinks like utter and complete shit
>he doesn't exercise or do any sort of bodily expression whatsoever
>he doesn't meditate
>he probably drinks alcohol or smokes or does drugs religiously
>he doesn't care about grooming
>his home page is /r9k/, a forum so far removed from real-world social dynamics it's not even funny
>he doesn't have any serious diseases but his physical health sucks anyway because of aforementioned habits
>he's addicted to the mentality of girls over goals

>he wonders why he's so depressed and anxious
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>>37475792
>>he's addicted to the mentality of girls over goals
I don't have any goals because none of them seem worth the effort it'd take to achieve them. (girls is really just a specific case of goals)
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>>37475792
>>he eats like utter and complete shit
Nope, im pretty thin.
>>he drinks like utter and complete shit
Nope, im pretty thin
>>he doesn't exercise or do any sort of bodily expression whatsoever
Yeah, but i'm thin so its aigth
>>he doesn't meditate
it's for fags
>>he probably drinks alcohol or smokes or does drugs religiously
Nope, never
>>he doesn't care about grooming
I do, with what limited supplies i have
>>his home page is /r9k/, a forum so far removed from real-world social dynamics it's not even funny
Home page is /v/, second homepage is r9k
>>he doesn't have any serious diseases but his physical health sucks anyway because of aforementioned habits
Nah im pretty clean physically
>>he's addicted to the mentality of girls over goals
Vagina is my goal

>>he wonders why he's so depressed and anxious
I do, its a mystery
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>>37476056
>seem
this is your problem. it's supposed to be scary and uncomfortable. that's how you grow as a person man.

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To start off and before we roleplay we need to,
>Pick a name for the school and a location (can be real or made up)
>name of students and school staff and pick who you want to roleplay as and put the name as your trip
>what grade and age you are as well as a class roster (let's keep it at a max of 12 playable students, 8 staff members including principal and vice principal,and at least one playable teacher, the rest of the staff can be played but if their's not enough people they'll be A.I's that are used as background characters that we give lines when we need them same can go for other student's that are not being played so they'll be AI's)
>what subjects and activities we will be studying
>plot and storyline (let's keep it horror themed and has to do with mental illnesses and the supernatural as well as having a generic school plot line.)
>mental illnesses and/or a unique disorder of some kind, every student must have at least one ,and for staff is optional and not required.
>teenage loves and going to prom
and finally
>given roles everyone must have a role that helps the story and plot in some way, you are free to make your own decisions, that may or may not lead to a good or bad end but you must help the story in some significant way. at the end of the game we have a graduation and the game ends.
I know that's a lot of rules be we need to at least follow some of them so the game doesn't just become a charade, I didn't pick a name for the school or come up with a plot for a reason, I want every player to be able to make their own decisions and not be forced to just read a script to a play, you make your own script and own story as you go along, that's the beauty of the game.
Now that's all settled, let's begin!
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>>37475700
this is gay. do you know this?
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>>37475725
That's your opinion, if you don't like it then don't play and kindly leave my thread.
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>>37475808
no. you had to know.

>Be me
>Watch this ASMR video of a qt girl roleplaying as a girlfriend waking up next to me
>She starts kissing
>I actually kiss back

Where did it all go so wrong for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFN3GgaWLlQ&t=172s
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>>37475691
W-we're all going to make it, dudes
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>>37475691
>Be me
>Watch this ASMR video of some japanese dude talking about what the fuck do I know
>"I-I only watch it because his voice is so soothing!!!!"
>get to the part where he starts kissing me
>get massive shivers
When did I become so gay lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI9LddiTRmQ
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i'd like to talk about my favorite asmr here but i don't trust you guys. apparently a lot of people in the community think it's hella alpha to be rude to people making relaxing videos you get to watch for free, and my guess is there's quite a bit of overlap with places like this

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I literally want to beat women.
Is this a fetish?
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>>37475633
do you get off on it?
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>>37475633
I want to beat women because i am a frustrated virgin
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>>37475633
am the qt on the left

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Why would a girl,

be really friendly with you
Hangs out with you 1:1
Laughs at your jokes
Responds to your text
Act like you known her for years

IF she has a BF

What the FUCK
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>>37475581
you're her backup plan at best.but it's more likely that she's just getting that confidence boost from you.
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Eh. I know that should have established early on, but maybe she really sees you as a good friend. Women assume that guys and girls can be platonic friends without romantic or sexual emotions getting in the way--and in some instances, that can be the case.
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>>37475612
This. There's nothing much else to it. Women are actually very simple in their ways.

Post your hand, and other anons guess your profession or if you're student, NEET ect.
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>>37475557
I'll play along

Originals
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>>37475599
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cool hand man. i bet youre cool in life; )
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Hmmmm. Have fun guessing...

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