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>>37026923
Fuddrucker's is fucking awesome. Had an elk burger at their Oklahoma location during a road trip, piled high with jalapenos. I still daydream about that fuckin burger five years later.

>>37026923
I personally would switch Olive Garden and Outback but still pretty accurate list desu

Had this cheese fondue thing with buttered toast crisps at Olive Garden once, god damn that shit was good. And they're pretty cheap for the high quality food you get.

fuck red lobster

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>>37026902
stop posting my waifu (male)

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>>37026902
>ywn wear a dress and get fucked by boys

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>>37027211
But anon that's extremely easy to do. All you have to do is buy a dress and not be fat.

>>37026876
No autism girl, no, stop!
Someone get the handler!

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>>37026876
It was pretty bad.
I used pic related as lube and jerked my 13 year old cock loudly as the rest of my family pretended they couldn't hear.

The next day my mom decided to "randomly" clean my sheets. She knew and I knew that she knew.

First time was like in the beginning of 9th grade. I was a really sheltered kid who didn't know much about sex or anything, but I somehow developed a bondage fetish. One day I just came home from school, started thinking about two really hot best friends in my maths class, and started imagining just hogtying them. Next thing I knew, my boxers were soaked. I got scared because I thought something was wrong with me (again, I was sheltered so I didn't know anything about masturbation).

>>37026870
A lifetime of deathgrip masturbation has desensitized you. That's why you take a break for a week then do a single fap 20 minutes before going to a brothel/Asian massage parlor/whatever.

Give your dick a break.

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>>37026906
>deathgrip masturbation
These days I've been using toys to masturbate, which is the tenga flip zero, so I should have been responsive to friction, but that wasn't the case.

So just stop for a bit? Got any advice on what to do when you fell the compulsion to rub one out?

>>37027018
Like now since I keep my reaction images and lewds in the same folder?

bro you don't want that shit

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>>37026816

I actually do. It would be such a novel role reversal.

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> hanging out at my apartment
> mysterious woman suddenly appears
> stunningly beautiful
> she says she's an assassin sent here by the social justice warriors to kill me for being a racist misogynistic shitlord
> after a brief struggle she falls madly in love with me
> leaves with a changed personality
> SJWs aren't too happy and try to kill her
> rescue her from SJWs
> we blow up the SJW base
> we get married and go on further adventures around the world

>>37026775
That's from 2009, OP. It's much worse now.

>Women always been picky through history, holding out for the best guy to make the best husband
>Get the most freedom they've ever had, even sexual liberation
>They're even more picky than they ever have been, even when it's just casual flings which are now accepted by society, and there's many nets in place to help them out if they make bad decisions about men

What did women mean by this?

>>37026775
You have more then your physical appearance to worry about if this is news to you

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>"Oh god have you seen the weather Anon! Look at that rain, it looks like it's in for the night. Hey, how about we just stay in tonight. No, I don't mind. I know you'd prefer that anyway, I'm not totally blind you know! I know. Why don't you go run the bath and I'll put something to cook slowly in the oven for when we get out. Oh can we watch Moonrise Kingdom, you made it sound like something I'd really enjoy! Yay! Thanks Anon, you're the best!"


[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8 ]

the pain is easy

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>"Do you mind lying together like this? Are you sure? I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything like that. Is it ok if I just...was that ok? Promise? Your skin is so warm, it's no fair! Here, feel my hand. Feel how cold my fingers are? I want to tuck them in right here until they get a little warmer."

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91ihBqLiJo ]

>>37026744
>>37026786
>>37026805

Anon i dig these and like the music but the dialogue is too anime bubblegum pop. Need more realistic day to day mundane conversations.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES I HATE THEM ALL

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>>37026489
I'll never understand footfags. Feet are disgusting

>>37026489
The people on here depress me more than anything else..

Am I the only one that gets depressed by pathetic shit like this?

It's honestly awful and women try too hard to imitate porn

Vaginal sex is better

>>37026338
Warm and wet. And there's a power element too. That part really gets me off.

SOFT AND WETTO

>>37026191
I have two older sisters and never really think about them.

>>37026191
because they are off-limits no matter how attractive you find them. it's like a never-ending tease and the taboo side of it is really a turn on. i often wonder if my sister knows how much i fap to the thought of her tight little body

>>37026191
Only in the cartoons.
Sisters are normally a non entity.

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died or got a job

>>37026176
There was a thread earlier complaining that 25+ threads were going to turn into 20+ threads soon

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26 here.
I think most of us 23+ people grew out of 4chan and moved to reddit, honestlyl, not even meming.

For those 30+, they're probably on wiz-chan.

>>37026047
even without the hat you look like a fucking retard

sage & ignore

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>I will make other people angry!! YES SWEET SWEET ATTENTION!!
Nobody cares that you're a miserable pile of shit, you fag.

>>37026178
Never reply to my posts again

>>37026013
based sessler

The racists already are afraid, because "someone" keeps bombing their countries

They're constantly afraid, fear is the motivation for racist behaviour.

Check it out in the way back machine

>>37026009
oc was rampant encouraged and loved tenderly
everyone called everyone else a nigger and it was funny not /pol/praganda memes
it was a nice and fun place

now 4chan is a shithole giant facebook feed
threads are randomly deleted for no reason
tripfagging is encouraged
original content is a reportable offense
everyone tries to be edgy as fuck now and are actually racist shitlords and completely miss the joke

>>37026009
it wasnt reddity

>>37025982
I want to fuck a 40 something lonely bitch

>>37026014
this desu
she'd probably be into kinky shit and probably wouldn't turn away in disgust.

>>37025982
>Put down that video game you fucking pathetic loser.
FUCK YOU

I TOOK THE DAY OFF WORK JUST TO PLAY POKEMON YELLOW