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>what to say to female
we`ll bang. k?

your autism filter is malfunctioning

its too late if you send another message now your fucked

just wait for your next battle you lost this one

>>35318560
'don't get upset, you're going to die too.'

>>35318505
I want to put my hand in your hand, and we can walk together and chat
M-maybe we can hug too, but I don't want to seem too forward

I wanna put my Benis in your bagina

My HOUSE in your NAME!

>>35318500
Yes, in fact it's a very important social trick if you're trying to make the person think you care about whatever shit they're talking about, so it's particularly important if you work as something like a shopkeeper.

It makes me legit physically tired, though.

girl's eyes are the best part of their body

>>35318589
>so it's particularly important if you work as something like a shopkeeper
I had this boss who made me so fucking uncomfortable, the way he would just stare into your eyes without blinking. Gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

>>35318476
If that pic is you, you don't even know what skelly is

>tfw 6'0 130lbs

>>35318476
at first I thought you were just tanned, but your black nipples reveal you're a nigger
please leave this board and never come back

>>35318476

Fuck off to /soc/ half-a-nig

>you'll never be inside her
>you'll never have her children

I won't miss this world

>>35318586
The guy she is with now looks like a stereotypical beta cuckold so you have a shot desu

>>35318427
A condom would be brought.

>>35318427
Under one condition. I do NOT want to have any hands cut off. I cannot stress this enough. I will literally not go if there is any danger of you cutting off my hand. I do not want to have to have some hillbilly staple it back on or something.

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>>35318741
> Worked pretty well for that last guy.

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>>35318391
I know that feel anon, all too well. It really hurt, specially when it's a girl you like and she pretends you don't exist.

>>35318391
>not preferring it this way

lel, fuck normies

>>35318447
Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. But because of those reasons it shows that there's barely reason to speak at all.

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why can't christians seem to agree on anything?

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>be Jesus
>preach non judgement and love on earth
>btw follow these laws or my dad will fuck you up
>do it for me haha <3
Fuck you Jesus I'll accept Lao Tsu into my heart, he actually believed in non judgement and didn't impose a bunch of ridiculous rules on people.

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>>35318438
Because we have a broad range of beliefs and represent people of many different ethnic backgrounds and cultures.

Also Protestants would be way cooler if they didn't believe in that sola scriptura deal.

Because they don't exist bro

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>>35318368
>Why aren't more fembots lewd, debased sults and have sex with all the robots?

if fembots existed then they might have been lewd, debased sluts

but they don't
so they aren't

Of course. I have GAD with panic attacks.
It has ruined my social life and missed so many outdoors occasions.

>>35318595
I think I have anxiety too, to be honest. Always this lurking sense something shitty is around the corner, always looking into stuff.

>>35318326
she wants your money
go for it use a condom, don't want to be tricked into raising a bunch of kids

>she's got HIV

Stay away.

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>>35318358
I dunno it might feel better without one...shes not that half bad looking.

A very cute photo.

>>35318454
cute photo ineed. ill heed this advice OP

>>35318323
I am a record of my acts, thoughts and travels ya goof.

just be yourself and you'll get a job in no time at all :^)

Bro most people send out like at least like 50 applications before they get hired. You just gotta put in time and effort.

>>35318313
What you apply for?
Also try using craigslist you can usually find landscaping type jobs that will hire anyone plus they usually leave a phone number so you can directly talk to someone and set up an interveiw

military chad
sdasd

There's the drug dealer chad, the tattooed alternative Chad and the long haired musician Chad. Those are very common.

the broody, aloof, uninterested chad

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I've got 192 characters left what else should I put

>>35318236
say you're vegan. it works. enjoy your herpes.

>>35318444
Then I can only order vegan shit from restaurants if I get a date

seems like a bad idea to me