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Well I'm 6'2" and I hate myself so it's probably not the reason you hate your self

>>35312950
Yes you are. If you never went on 4chan you wouldn't have cared about your height. This place has some dark aura around it, "the red pill" truly messes with your innocence and the way you will forever act.

>>35312950
It's okay man, we're the average height in the USA/UK.

Watch noragami, then noragami +

https://youtu.be/njitU_2VExE
https://youtu.be/BvbVF2Q9qgM
https://youtu.be/qTPpbzYozHg

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>>35312915
I went outside for a walk and to grab some food. Homeless drug addict old lady looked on the verge of death and she asked me if I would buy her a cheeseburger and some nuggies from mcdonalds, and I went and did it for her because she's banned from going inside. She never asks for money or anything, just food, so I don't feel bad spending money for her

>>35312915
Walking is one of the few things I enjoy nowadays.
Walking around the park is especially nice.
Gives me hope and something to look forward to.

>>35312966
that's very nice anon

>>35312877
Same thing happened to me once.

You're fucked.

>>35312877
Just buy a new one. I got one for $5 at a yard sale.

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>cumming into your keyboard

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My mommy won't give me tendies for every meal
Feelsbadman.jpg

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>>35312873
>asleep at computer
>mommy comes home
>vomits in sink
>wakes me up
>she stumbles into my room and throws me a sack from chick fil a
>open bag like a greedy little good boy
>nuggies
So robots, how do I kill myself

>>35312913
You only have one option left, you must kill your mommy

>>35312857
>knowledge = money

source on that affirmation?

>>35312857
yes
>money=power
>power=respect
no
people will start laughing at your back because you can only get power through money

varg is poor

>>35312813
give source and I'll join your discord

>>35312813
The black nails just work out...mmm

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>>35312813
my chval trois likes to rump

Pencils are food supplies?

>>35312790
>pencil
>food supplies

Explain thineself sir anoneymousse

>>35312812
>>35312825
I'm sorry. I meant school supplies but I was still thinking about the food I was forced to buy. As you can tell I'm really flustered.

>>35312770
>not actively pursuing relationships with other women to get a chance to inflict upon them the kind of emotional pain your onetis inflicted upon you whilst making sure to not fall in love by constantly keeping yourself in the same mindset you had 2 years ago one you were with oneitis

You're a pleb if you don't solve the oneitis issue in this patrician manner desu

>>35312866
women don't love like men do

they get over it

>>35312891
>they get over it

not if you convince them you're "the one"
that's what I wanna do. Without falling in love. Then me and women are gonna be square and maybe i can have a normal relationship one day

>>35312694
just say your drunk bitches are retarded enough to believe anything

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>>35312718
What?

I can hide me powerlevel fine while talking but if I give a grill even just a peck on the lips I get a chub.

No way I could stay cald if I ever made out with one

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So?

nobody got tricks?

>tfw watching old video game playthroughs for nostalgia before the hellish week of wagecucking begins.

>tfw hours have been cut to the point where I wagecuck only on the weekends

>also kids throw stones at her like it happened with me when I was a kid

fuck your dumb memes come back and explain this one right now

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>>35312669
>>"I never thought that you will be this pathetic, instead of finding girls you are playing as one"

feels great not to live at home anymore.

The biggest cancer is you. Anyone who posts "frog threads" should be added to that list. 99% of the time it's some idiot reposting something stupid. Go look at the catalog and find me some unique frog OP threads! It's always "haha look how much of a loser I am!"

Fucking kill yourself.

>>35312639
and /int/ is becoming r9k with yyour cnt thrown in so they dont get banned. This board is shit and needs to go. At least b is creative

>>35312823
>>35313663
You people are the reason why this board went to shit. Yes, robots kinda invaded r9k and made this place their own but social media attention basically brought lots of newfags/normies/idiots from other boards. The frog threads are what this board used to be filled with. Thus board was a place for frogposters ala autists. at least autists could call this place home until you tards ruined it. Also, >>35313663 how is /b/ creative? Oh yeah same fetish/porn/wwyd/ylyl/fb fap/pictures you shouldnt share/whatever threads every single fucking day are creative? Youre fucking retarded, go back where you came from

>>35312608
anon you are overthinking this
she isnt crying at home over this anon she probably didnt think anything of it at all
you two dont even know eachother

>>35312963
>she isnt crying at home over this anon she probably didnt think anything of it at all
I know. I am more saddened by the fact that I could have just said hi and not made a fool of myself. It also reminded me of how poor my social skills are which is the real reason I am sad.

How do you people feel when you are reminded of your social ineptitude?

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>>35312579
>implying I'd give the jannies the satisfaction of knowing my darkest secrets

>>35312579
that I fap to lolis every day

>>35312579
I browse an imageboard where someone posted an anime wiafu that is a candle