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I live in Sweden, one of the coldest countries on Earth, and still, I'm sweating like a god damn pig in summer.

My clothes get all soaked in sweat. Even if I wear two T-shirts, both get soaked. What the hell is wrong with me? Do I have some kind of disease? It's disgusting and embarrassing as fuck.
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it's probably all the niggers living there making you feel nervous
it's natural
around blacks never relax
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Det ar ju fortfarande varmt under sommaren!
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>>38589624
kek fucking swede's

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>there are people on this board who partake in an activity that literally kills you

explain yourselves
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That's kind of the point though
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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."


woof woof
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I know I shouldn't, but my dad leaves the box on the living room table and the temptation is too much. They're free.

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You will never become a chad

The reason robots can't get laid is because chad has a monopoly on pussy. In the wild, when one lion comes across another then he either kills the alpha and becomes alpha of that pack or he gets his ass beat and leaves with nothing but his life if he's lucky. Lifting weights, learning how to talk to people, having cool hobbies. That won't change anything, it's just icing on the cake of a chad. If you've ever been the only male in a group of women you'll have noticed how they all start treating you like chad.

The only way to reliably have women attracted to you is to remove all the better men from the situation so by default you become chad to the braindead roasties.
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>>38589519

holy fuck THIS

the only reason Chad hasn't already killed you in mortal combat while Stacey watches and flicks her bean is because they literally aren't allowed to by law
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>>38589519
>The only way to reliably have women attracted to you is to remove all the better men from the situation so by default you become chad to the braindead roasties.
exactly
>>38589558
>the only reason Chad hasn't already killed you in mortal combat while Stacey watches and flicks her bean is because they literally aren't allowed to by law
lmao noble betas killed peasant chads all the time by riding them down with horses, we just need to get weapons and kill chad when he's unarmed

also chad sucks at armed combat because he's too busy getting laid to train
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we already know that shit. drop a redpill that we don't know

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>"A deal's a deal anon! Now you have to suck my nipples!"
How do you proceed?
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>>38589503
Who care for tits?
No man but bend over and let me eat that sweet ass nigguh!
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That was an illegal contract and is therefore unenforceable.
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Yay I like black chicks

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why dafuq do girls suddenly start ghosting.
you talked alot and had fun, but suddenly they dissapear.

has this ever happened to you ?
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>>38589483
They get bored and the novelty wears off. They're usually talking to like 50 people at any given time since betas are constantly throwing themselves at them and putting pussy on the pedestal.
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>>38589504

im fed up with online dating. cold approach is a lot better, but the rejection hurts more.
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>>38589523
online dating is dumb Never goes anywhere with guys or girls. They eventually get bored and ghost you. Got ghosted by a guy after edating for 6 months. He would play and voice chat with other people but constantly avoid me. Honestly online dating is a farce. Same with dating websites.

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She replied to my message just now, but I'm too scared to look. This is the last time I use tinder while drunk.
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>>38589466
She barely has eyes
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>>38589625
I still find her really pretty...
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thats a gook

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>5,3
>many nights in freezing cold alone.
>defends his country Finland killing over 700 soviets.

No wife or children because 5,3.
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He's a hero because he killed hundreds of tall slav chads. A reminder to normies not to mess with short dudes.
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>>38589605
Thank you anon. This image gives me comfort.
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>>38589418
>it's another "insecure, physically unfit teenagers on the internet salute macho historical figure to make up for their IRL weakness
" episode
that is literally the only reason why pussy ass teenage boys love glorifying LE EBIN MANLY HISTORICAL FIGURES AND CIVILIZATIONS.

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This is my ex's vagina. Did a lawnmower circumcise her or something? KEK
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>>38589414
>he unironically wants roast beef vag
Bad taste senpai
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>>38589452
Not anymore I don't senpai
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>>38589414
that's a tranny gash

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I had such severe social anxiety when I was a teenager that I taught myself ASL and pretended to be deaf/mute when going to public places.
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That's a honestly good idea and an impressive amount of initiative.
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>>38589310
Thanks I guess. It didn't solve my social anxiety whatsoever, it just prolonged the inevitable therapy I had to take. I mean, it is a good skill to have and it's way easier than learning an entirely new language. Probably more difficult for people who aren't visual learners but I am a visual learner so it was EZmode. I also met a really cool hard of hearing dude at college thanks to it.
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i purchased a 300 euro guitar because it was similar to the one best girl azuna had

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I never had any motivation to do anything in my entire life.
I need to start drawing more and get to the gym but I'm so lazy, even now i'm losing my time here.
How the fuck do i get motivated?
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Fuck the gym.
Full or normies and you need to get there before you start to actually exercise.

Go running. It's a lot better for mood, motivation and to prevent depression/lack of motivation.

Even when you are tired. After a good run you will feel like you'll have more energy than before. Counter-intuitive but true.

You'll thank me later anon
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>>38589292
they say discipline is better than motivation so try just forcing yourself to do small things and work up the inconvenience till you have good self control which helps you decide when to work, get a schedule etc

>>38589326
DYEL faggot
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>>38589292
this pic makes me feels somewhat nostalgic,even tho i never went to buy liquor with a qt
do you have more?

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>tfw about to have my morning fap and shit before work
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>>38589230
Yeah, my coworkers are nice and the job is fairly easy. Wish I was paid more than minimum wage though, but it aint too bad.
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I'm just killing time until literal robots make universal basic income possible.

Have fun while it lasts
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>>38589189
hey i do that too!

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Slipped and face planted into the glass shower divider in my bathroom after showering. After about twenty minutes of pressure it's finally stopped bleeding.

You think this shit will scar? It's not bleeding anymore.

Hearts fucking pounding. Another inch and that shit would have taken my eye out.
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>>38589176
You will have one cool-ass scar.
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>>38589176
Probably, yeah. Any reason you're not currently in an ER asking a doctor this question?
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>>38589187

No insurance. How much do stiches and shit cost?

>>38589185

Shit you think?

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JAKE PAUL THREAD

You guys are just a bunch of haters.

DAB DAB DABING ON YOU HATERS
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>>38589135
BROOOOOOO
hooked on the memes
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>>38589135
exit exit exit
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>>38589135
>ywn be as fit and charismatic as jake paul
Can I just kill myself?

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>BugTrap, crash to desktop, freeze/lockup? Find your crash log.
Check your Documents or game install directories for the xray_[your name].log file. If you can't find it, look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx. Copy the last few lines from the log and paste them here if you want any help.

>Quickstart Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cnQeURGCjHTRPOGJH8G5ijP1fw5vbVWSE7opABcBpNk
>Mod Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPA0hQZVJ6mSvTsp6Sy3CoAkObJOKeoPHEamDC19Lio
>Miscellaneous Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/103nyaAM5PKgBwuZ35jRbv7VM7tEcvi1Scv6boOMe1RM
>Start guide, beginner tips, and much much more
http://pastebin.com/FUPEbLiv
>HUD guide, modding basics, mod reviews, and AMK mod guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10yi79NUFhJrFO4hmGeKqaWSw35BJQv0Ve0OK94ioMEw
>Why Complete is bad and you shouldn't play it
http://pastebin.com/6AtetpMM
>Performance Guides, Steam settings
http://pastebin.com/nzXEevG7
>Common misconceptions about Shadow of Chernobyl game mechanics
http://www.metacognix.com/stlkrsoc/WhatYouKnowThatAintSo.html
>The Zone Manual: Every Mod You'll Ever Need for the True Ukrainian Experience
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=121125400
>Pasta summaries, streamer listing and more
http://cheeki.violates.me/
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Mods and Repositories | Often out of date; use only as a last resort!

>Shadow of Chernobyl
https://mega.nz/#F!Z7RjwaBS!PYNDw9ugMSojbpUDgIACHQ
>Clear Sky
https://mega.nz/#F!oqgWWK4K!PStfjPLon_3UpVU-atgQeQ
>Call of Pripyat
https://mega.nz/#F!1zAilAoZ!xw3kb1awC1csjv2dMlb7Mw
>Game Repacks + Modding Tools
https://mega.co.nz/#F!Ql5CSLxb!gNkfqg-xAUfYezLuMaFtYQ
>Downgrading Patches (drag-and-drop)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!M4BmDRCL!vfze70GSJDyv-HzWn7Dwww
>Unpacked Gamedata + GSC Backup HDD assets
https://mega.co.nz/#F!V5hBzKab!wF7fgX6m5Tq29B_m5EX69g
>Old Builds (dated from June 1st, 2002)
https://mega.co.nz/#F!kFtnBTSb!K-RlA1TVxlJGl86yE1c6fw

>Lost Alpha
https://mega.co.nz/#F!nJEUgaKS!UdZXAwzMWmtjwfn_dFM3dg

>Oblivion Lost Remake
https://gist.github.com/v1ld/1b019056471abcec23c2efdd5d3ef6d8
>Joint Pak 2
https://gist.github.com/v1ld/786a2b61296273dac2fe5aeba858b1a7
https://mega.nz/#F!RQoBEKaC!uyAfMXpgRdvc1CPBxocr7A
https://www.mediafire.com/?eb3nzh929em51

>Call of Chernobyl
https://mega.nz/#F!Z01CVQgZ!kzFOBdGnnehBSk1OUQm6PQ

>Don't have Call of Pripyat but want to play Call of Chernobyl?
https://mega.nz/#!uoYinJ7I!Lqj2DNIAkaVkcFUa1PLZzj80cVhAFK5D-9zbU2Iy5KI

>Xetrill's Modified LuaJIT for CS/CoP - improves performance, especially in script-heavy mods.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!BIISmQgK!KHZR01ljznUqJlcHUax-aQ
http://www.gsc-game.com/main.php?t=community&s=forums&s_game_type=xr2&thm_id=23321&sec_id=22


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>>38589103
Might reinstall some S.T.A.L.K.E.R soon with some of the mods and stuff listed.
Thanks!
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>>38589607
You're welcome lad! It's always nice to see another STALKER head out back to the zone

Did you took a gap year to travel with your friends, meet new people and have sex?
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It's a bad idea, especially if you hate school and classes already. You lose all patience for it once you leave the system for any period of time.
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>>38589097
>with your friends
I didn't have any friends dingus
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>>38589097
I am doing one in a month.
But without any of my current friends.
I will just travel alone through North America and have a good time, hopefully.

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