theres some little part of me thats constantly telling me to kill everyone and myself. It doesnt shut up and it almost feels foreign to me
what do I do about this?
>>37856064
listen
origami
>>37856064
Same here
I just assumed everyone had it so I ignore it
>>37856064
Stop trying to define yourself with a tough devil may care attitude. You act like a dark twisted faggot cuz you know you'd never be a believable human being. I know that feeling i just dont succumb to it. But then again you white kids always get edgy when you get on the internet.
>fired within 3 hours of new job
>>37856060
How the fuck did you manage that?
ORIGINAL CUNTING FUCKING COMMENT.
>>37856088
jacked off in the lunchroom
Quit before orientation...
>hold a baby
>uncontrollable urge to drop it kicks in
>>37856057
Sounds like you're having flashbacks to when you were held as a baby, you fucking retard.
>>37856057
>uncontrollable
So... uh does that mean you did it?
>>37856074
Wow anon, who touched you as a kid?
are these autism shoes???? orig orig
>>37855944
>Tommy two toes will never wear these
Sad
>>37855944
No.
They're skate shoes that have been adopted by trendy cunts.
yes
15151451
>calling yourself a robot
>not listening to 2006 metal while playing world of warcraft with tears in your eyes
uhmm?
>playing Wow in 2017
I hate myself but not THAT much
>>37855938
hah wow you are missing out man
the best time consumer wich wont fuck you up like geting banned in league of faggots or geting hacked by ruskies in cs:go
>>37855884
>2006 metal
what the fuck is 2006 metal, metal was dead by that time and emo/scene took over as the alternative mainstream culture
Also I'm too old/computer illiterate to have gotten into WoW.
Hey guys it's me tommy two toes.
ask me anything.
please don't say anything about my feet though, I'm a little sensitive.
How big is your BBC? How many white gfs do you have?
they look like sweet potatoes
how is that not original ffs
What's your favorite bird? I really like toe-- I mean, crows.
is it possible to get beheaded by a train like pic related?
>>37855812
>put your neck on the railroad
I'm certain it is. Why be a dickhead though and make all those people late to where they're going just because you're a loser?
>>37855833
>implying I'll care if I'm dead
Fuck off normie. If you didn't want to be late, maybe you shouldn't have excluded me for so long
ITT: characters that inspire you to reach for the stars and accomplish your dreams.
He was my guiding light in times of darkness.
>>37855807
OHpee is a massive faggot with no job, no kids, no money, a Wow addiction, and 40lbs of weight he shouldn't have. Goodnight
>>37855807
I agree griffin would not approve of all the phallic symbolism in chapter 351
it is scary how influential she is
Every 13 year old beta male boy needs to be put on HRT.
Beta males aren't meant to be men. That's why they're always cucked and exploited by women. If we put them on HRT before their lives are ruined by the incoming puberty, they will have a chance at passing and therefore will live a happy life.
>>37855777
>i sense a new fetish
>>37855777
Traps and gays should be put to death
>>37855777
I agree. I wasn't able to to transition but I'm going to make sure my son will if I sense him being a beta.
>Just like the rain, my sadness too will be lifted
It's so great outside today, I went to the park to fly my drone around. I'm having fun and there are so little normies around to bug me. I feel so happy
Can you attach cameras to those things? Also what's the range?
>>37855776
>>>/out/
You literally have your own fucking board for this
>>37855846
Well not this model, but it has a built-in live video camera that connects to my smartphone
>>37855862
Also, sorry I didn't know
The robot doesn't make this board better
It doesn't make people create OC, people still repost the same shit and bypass the robot
It only annoys the users when for example there's a thread about posting pictures of your room and every single time every one has to add some unnecessary original comment just to be able to post
THE ROBOT SERVES NO PURPOSE
THIS ISN'T THE OLD /R9K/ WHEN THE BOARD WAS ALL ABOUT GREENTEXT STORIES
REMOVE ROBOT
Yes, remove the one thing this place was designed for.
Great idea anon.
>>37855666
Don't listen to OP he is Satan
TRIPS CONFIRM
KEK WILLS IT
>tfw you are starting to enjoy reddit more than 4chan
4chan sucks!
>>37855643
I don't know if you read the rules but you have to be over 18 to post here.
yes it sucks but reddit sucks at least just as much
>>37855667
26
>>37855711
No, reddit has brand new OC every day. 4chan has the exact same boring threads over and over.
ask a guy with hemorrhoids anything
pic not related
does it feel nice to scratch?
>>37855655
its pretty tits, yeah 8/10
>>37855630
I'm literally going through the worst case of hemorrhoids right now OP.
It hurts so fucking much, which is why I'm drinking copious amounts of Rum and Vodka to dull the pain.
I blame eating Charlie Kelly-tier amounts of cheese.
Thank God for alcohol.
Hello robots. Chad here.
Do you agree that trannies and faggots should be gassed when beta uprising arrives? We don't need a bunch of feminized, estrogen normies on board. We, though beta, are still straight men who just can't get women. What you say robots, should we genocide all trannies or at least brainwash them back into being a straight men? Its degeneracy ats it finest and also financed indirectly by jews to corrupt this generation. I'm doing my part in condemning these monsters, have you robots done your part today?
originally shut up faggot
>>37855629
>Hello robots. Chad here.
Oh look a LARPing /pol/tard do us a favor and hang yourself.
>>37855629
Trap uprising>=beta uprising
Why are NEETs fat? You have literally no excuse.
Jogging is free, no job/school means you have the time.
Explain it to me: Why are you fat?
I'm fat after much consideration on whether i should eat all day or drink coffee all day and be thin. I thought about why I didn't want to be fat and realized it was so I could find a mate. If you give up on mating you can be fat with no mental hangups and actually be a happy person
>>37855613
>benefits of being fit...
>benefits of being fat...
It's up to the individual to decide which will make them happier
How much money do fat neets spend everyday? How do you afford it