believe it or not this is the same person
How many women has your penis been inside of, robot? 34 here, although 3 of those girls were boys.
>Be young pre-teen when first discovered 4chan
>Been on 4chan till I was 22
>"LOL" at the whole NEET thing
>Suddenly become the NEET
Every other day was the "I was gonna better myself day" then it just kept going on and on
You can't get better just by saying, "I should do things to be better." You have to decide on discrete, countable steps to the things that you want, while mapping its problems, potential solutions, and further ramifications leading to more problems, solutions, ramifications, etc. until the goal is reached.
Something weird is happening
My skins been feeling smoother and I've been getting the urge to cross dress and wear makeup
Guy I think it's happening
My boipussy is ovulating
>skinny fat but recently developing gyno
>can feel them weighing down on my chest despite being tiny
>mfw feel more complete cause of stupid fucking AGP
>get maybe a few matches per week
>get Tinder plus
>put my location into moscow
>activate a boost
>40 new matches
is it so easy to get girls to like you when you go abroad or do russians just have a thing for westerners?
>match with a 19 year old student. (I'm 26)
> She's like 6.5/10
Chat with her for while
>"I like to think I'm kinky"
oh really? Turn out shes really submissive and into spanking and humiliation.
Few texts later shes fucking masturbating to some scenario I texted her
>"Oh anon, fuck me"
shiiit. I mean, I'm pretty good at this shit but this was easy.
Few days later travel to next city to see her. Have a few drinks together. She's definitely got self esteem issues. This is gonna be easy.
We make out and start walking back to her place. No ones around, pull her into alley and start fingering her. She's loving it.
Back at her place she pulls out a bottle of Jack. Lol, cool. She goes to her drawer
>"so...I have these..."
Pulls out a huge butt plug and expensive looking dildo. I proceed to fuck her in every orifice with various combinations of the toys.
I've always wanked with a death grip since I was a teen so I can't come from sex. Up side is I can fuck for hours. We fuck on and off. She occasionally cries. Then immediately cheers up and fucks me. Spank her over my knee call her a whore etc. At one point we go to sleep and she wakes me up to continue.
We're lying there, she pulls out the but plug and pulls it up to her face. Looks me straight in the eye and starts fucking licking it.
>Both the most disgusting and hottest thing I've ever seen.
Proceed to fuck her in the ass some more.
>"Break me anon I want to die"
I pull out and wank off onto her face
>"This is the hottest thing I'ver seen".
She swallows my cum. Licks the fucking ass off my dick.
Next day I get on the train home. She could barely walk. She calls me in a panic, her pussy is bleeding. Not period bleeding, but bleeding bleeding.
>She goes to the fucking doctor, emergency appointment.
Turns out the pill shes on can weaken cells in the vagina, makes small tears more likely.
I only saw her once again after that. She was mental and used to call me up about how she was going to kill herself.
duuude thats kinda fucked, jesus christ
>match a girl on Tinder
>be upfront about looking for a FWB
>she is down, want to go for drinks on the weekend and see where it goes
>ask her what she is doing on a rainy wednesday
>"I'm studying anon but I'm not concentrated enough to learn"
>invite her over for netflix and chill since she could obviously spend her time better
>"Oh I'm going to take a shower and then I'll decide ;)"
>takes the bus, is at my place after half an hour
>ask her whether she wants a beer but she is on anti-biotics
>watch some family guy, start making out after 40 minutes, try to go under her clothes
>"Oh anon we can't have sex today since I'm on anti-biotics and I'm not comfortable with just a condom"
>end up cuddling and talking about our favorite sex positions, hard as fuck
>makes fun of her ex boyfriends dick being small
>"I think it's time for me to go home", look up a bus for her, next one coming at 5 am
>ends up sleeping over, spooning
>still have a massive boner
>"We are both really horny anon, what a shame"
>ask her whether I can put my hands in her panties "Mhmm"
>start fingering her, she is really wet
>go for oral, 15 minutes later she is literally begging for my dick, never heard that before
>says mine is almost twice the size of her ex's
>finally fucking her, really tight, going from missionary to doggy to cowgirl
>afterwards we take a shower together, fondle with her breast and clit from behind, she is really into it
>wake up at 9 am, both roughly the same time
>ask her how she thinks about morning sex "Mhmm"
>she gives me a blowjob, end up fucking again
>she is coming over again this saturday
tl:dr how shitty public transport got me laid
never thought it could be this easy
Remember to take a 10 minute break after every hour of using your computer.
Reminder that anyone below 6'8 is a manlet.
>have a qt childhood friend from the age of 7 to 12
>lives nearby and we play together every day
>she moves to another country
>see her again after several years during a family meeting
>roastie slut look
>with her bf
>completely ignores me
>me sitting in front of a table and looking how they act lovely to each other
>haven't brushed teeth in years
>they are still healthy and white
is brushing teeth another jewish scheme?
>girl asks me out
>later find out she is a lesbian who is mos likely going to use me as her beard(person a gay person fake dates to convince their friends and family they are straight)
life is just one blow after the other
>later find out she is a lesbian
How do you know? Maybe she's bi, or maybe whoever told you that is full of shit. You shouldn't just assume the worst of her motivations. What have you got to lose by giving her a chance?
Fembots, what are some fetishes of yours?
Usually women aren't as vocal about what they want as the men on here, and I'm genuinely curious to see how fucked up you are.
>taking care of men
dude, quit it, there is no female that will match what you want and that will fuck you and take care of you like a baby, no matter how much you wish it to be true
Does anyone else just not fit into imageboard culture that well? I like imageboards more than anything else online, but I got my start on the namefag internet years ago and hence I will never fit in with you people.
Yeah. I used to be a forumfag for years and years. I love imageboards for their lack of censorship (well, not so much anymore) but the quality of the discussions is usually quite shit. Can't have your cake and eat it too I guess.
Yeah, same brah. The 18 year olds on here just don't get it.
My mannerisms mostly come from my formative years on the internet, which was being a namefag, going on forums, youtube, a wide swathe of shitty sites that wasted my time. But those sites were a reflection of those sites and they stuck with me.
Don't get me wrong, I honestly hated the old internet, and I'm glad we live in an era of more honesty, more criticisms and less circlejerking. But I still stick out like a sore thumb no matter what I do here.
Anyone else here just naturally edgy? I just can't gasp how normal these non-edgy simpletons are.
Yes. And the rest of 4chan was as well before semi-normalfags infested this place, memeing the word 'edgy' to shame people from posting ridiculous opinions.
Now even here people have to hide what they really think, lest some cyborg with a job and a newspaper subscription get offended that his fellow anons arent as subdued as he is.
Fembots, if you could choosr would you rather prefer:
-guys cumming unrealistically large amounts in powerful spurts
-guys orgasming without any ejaculation and the following cleanup at all
>tfw you're a sperm donor