What would you do, /r9k/?
So I finally have a girlfriend, but she has been struggling with weight loss and refuses to even acknowledge advice concerning losing weight, while always going on about wanting to be healthier and lose weight. I'm 114lbs, she's 215 lbs. And the difference in size is notable. Would it be wrong if I left her if she refused to make progress?
Sounds shallow. 'Tis. I like her and it's very shallow, but I don't know that I like her enough for our relationship to last if she doesn't get serious about weight loss. It's not lost on me that if she did lose weight, her options would expand and maybe she'd even leave me. But fuck, I'd be happier seeing that happen then watching her get heavier or make no progress toward her goal of getting to 150.
I want to be the boyfriend who loves her and encourages her to reach her professed weight goal of 150. She'd be 35 lbs more than me, but much healthier.
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>>38200127
>I want to be the boyfriend who
stop.
stop trying to be who you're not. you're just gonna waste your own time and hurt her in the process.
just stop.
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>>38200127
>reviewbrah is a chubby chasing oil driller
Who knew?
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Literally just tell her what you posted here. Say you want her to lose some weight, offer to help her out with it
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i wonder when this canuck faggot is gonna kill himself
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>>38200130
You sound mad bro.
You mad??
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>>38200130
Literally who? Must have me mistaken for some other.
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If "size doesn't matter", why do women gossip about dick size with their friends?
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>>38200112
Because in their hearts, women know they are the biggest dick
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>>38200112
>low sex drive
>never knew why everyone is so sex crazy
>tfw never have to deal with a high sex drive and be desperate
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>>38200112
>If "size doesn't matter"
That's just something they tell dicklets they like to make them feel better about themselves.
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Why dont you all just try getting girlfriends instead of complaining about being lonely?
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>>38200056
If you have to try to get a girlfriend then you're not doing it right.
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How do I make it happen? Every attractive girl I see out is literally with a seven foot Chad.
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I did, she was a huge normie and pretty fat but somehow also had literally no ass or tits. Very nice person, but dating her made me realize it's better not to settle for someone you have nothing in common with and don't find all that attractive. I'd rather be alone.
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Ive been seeing this dude that I met on an anime convention and things have been going well but hes always sending me nudes and asking for them not knowing im really selfcounscious and he says im really sexy and stuff which i kinda believe but sometimes i feel gross mostly due to my diet i eat alot of sweets and caffeinated stuff so im always either sugar high or coming down anyway i wanted to know if this a tasteful nude to send to him
How would you react if your bf or crush sent you a pic in this pose/clothes?
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Kys fag
Origaniol
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>>38200097
Oh i forgot to mention I identify as a female online so please use my She/Her pronouns
Thanks hon
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>>38200047
I think this pic is very hot. Would masturbate to. Is it you? Post more
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I literally cant no-fap for a single day
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>>38200038
lock a chastity cage on your cock, drill a hole so you can piss, and throw away the key
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>>38200038
I've been losing the will to fap lately. Be glad you have a good sex drive.
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>>38200064
ok but why though
>negotiated with HR to give them 10% of my salary if they don't check my references and diploma
Cheaper than college.
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>>38199952
interesting the best thing since wrestling investing in your kid's ears and nesting
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>>38199952
you wish
that would be a sweet deal though
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>>38199952
>Admitted openly to HR that I'm a liar
>Thinking they actually took your bait and didn't immediately tell your employer
You're not getting the job retard.
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>be in Mexico
>hook up with three grills in one week
>they all want to know where our relationships are going
>getting invited to go on special tours and double-dates
>girl cheated with her boyfriend of ten years to be with me
Gosh, being white is good.
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>I'm a degenerate Indian and will never have heavenly white skin
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>>38199967
>tfw been to India multiple times and have banged 20+ Indian grills
Makes me feel like a RealChad.
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>>38199948
Enjoy your white skin. Soon you won't even have it.
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Break it down for me
How would you rape pic related?
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Missionary, I want to look him in the eyes. Maybe I'll lean up and stroke his cock while pounding him.
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>>38199941
I don't rape women.
If you do that you're an asshole and should lock yourself in your bedroom or just go straight out to the police if you can't control yourself.
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>>38199941
Prone bone. No eye contact while I push his face into the pillow. the friction will make him cum, and ill cum where he came and make him lick it up.
What age do you normally lose your virginity at? I am probably screwed of lack thereof.
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>>38199913
17 apparently, but I think that people lie on those to look cool and the actual average is somewhere around 18-19
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>>38199913
I lost mine at 18.
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>>38199913
About 14-18. Earlier is a bit more common. I lost mine at 14 and most of my friends were around then as well
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>tfw 'my depression' on youtube
>tfw it's full of young good lookings girls crying because 'muh chad was abusive with me :(('
I HATE GIRLS SO MUCH
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>>38199877
I hate it when a stacy pretends to be depressed or anti-social. Fuckin' normalfags.
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Western women are fucking degenerate
We need to fix them
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>>38200076
Fix yourself first, faggot.
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My dog just died.
He died in his doghouse this evening, and my other dog just looked at the tragic sight of me dragging his dead best friend into a garbage bag. I could just see how traumatized he was, the realization that his friend didn't take a longer nap as usual, but he is actually dead. He was finally realizing what actually happened. He hassled me by following me with the bag, wondering where I'm going with his friend. The dog just whimpered and looked at me go away. It had finally hit him his friend is gone. For the past few minutes, him and the other dogs have been howling in sorrow, and I can't blame them.
He was a good fucking dog.
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just remember that he knew happiness and companionship in his life
he must have gone to sleep excited to see you the next day, and that is the best gift u can give a doggo during their later days
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>>38199847
This makes me sad. I'm sorry about you and your dog's loss. I love my dog like a daughter and it makes me sad to imagine life without her
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>>38199847
You just threw it in a garbage bag? Damn that's harsh
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/wfb/ - Waifubot Thread #2.5
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Welcome to /wfb/, where we discuss artificial waifubots/android girlfriends/virtual female companions and discuss methods of preventing the normals from taking them from us. Write/drawfags welcome.
An untested girlfriend bot found from a search, please post results:
https://www.botlibre.com/bot?instance=11622006&dynamicChat=Chat
Waifu chatbot (primitive) written in Javascript (has Github link if you are /g/ enough to help develop it):
http://jieverson.com/waifubot/
Virtual Girlfriend (untested, post results if you have it or have a cracked version to share):
http://karigirl.com/index-1.shtml
Artificial chatbot (untested, post results):
http://www.mitsuku.com/
Virtual Girlfriend App (untested, post results):
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wetproductions.mvg&hl=en
Gatebox AI, an expensive, but top-of-the-line holographic waifu in a box that can chat with you through an app:
http://gatebox.ai/#
LovePlus, a dating sim released only in Japan, hopefully someone can find a ROM?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LovePlus
Her, a romance about a dude who buys an AI OS that becomes sentient-ish and they fall in love (95% on Rotten Tomatoes):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_(film)
Roastie + normie damage control:
>Campaign against Sex Robots
https://campaignagainstsexrobots.org/
>Call for a ban on child sex robots
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-40428976
>Sex robots: innovation driven by male masturbatory fantasy is not a revolution
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/commentisfree/2017/jul/05/sex-robots-innovation-driven-by-male-fantasy-is-not-a-revolution
>Sex robots could make us lonely and unable to form relationships with other humans, report says
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/05/sex-robots-to-tackle-rape-pedophiles-dangerous-study.html
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>>38199711
Bump. Gona look through them links.
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>>38199711
>biotech
>Synthetic skin (assuming the "young" girl is the 14ish she looks in the picture, and not 8 or some shit) - 3
>Machine Spirit, blessed be the Omnissiah - 3
>Hidden arsenal - 3
>Healing Gel - 3
>Anatomically Correct for woman (female) - 1
>Creativity - 1
>Alternative Model - 1 (qt teen with wide hips, modest titties, and Aryan goddess facial features)
>Mastermind, for the three points and because my robo-waifu will be the ultimate, untraceable assassin with her laser weapons and form changing abilities.
Then, with the remaining three points:
>Hacking Tools to fund my nefarious operations and ensure that no door remains locked - 3
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>>38200291
Hacking tools basically gives you infinite and legal money. You can have your waifu hack ATMs as much as you want, fabricate evidence in a way that's almost untraceable and clean off your criminal record everytime.
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>girlfriend cuddles me
>tries taking off my shirt
>distract her so she doesn't take it off
>she falls asleep
Oh god, if only she knew what was under there...I think it's time to just kill myself. At least I can get a girl, right guys?
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>>38199706
How on earth do you have a girlfriend but she hasn't seen or felt your acne ridden back? Are you Mormon or something?
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>>38199839
Baby steps, anon. Origyadig
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I have horrible bacne too, but fortunately I'm too appallingly unappealing in every way to ever get a girlfriend, so I'll never have this problem. Haha, sucks to be you, OP.
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How can I fuck with this slut?
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Pay her $2500 per month
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>>38199715
Why does she deserve $2500 a month? What possible magic properties does her stretched out loose cunt have that would warrant $2500 a month.
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>>38199685
Is it illegal to leave someone stranded in another town?