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>"Y-you're not really a nazi, are you uncle anon? My momma's Jewish!"
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Is she really? I think I will have to go ash her myself just to be sure.
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>>35621338
>I will have to go ash her myself
kekkles
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>>35621309
You and yo mama wanna see my oven? It's big.

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I'll blog a bit, tell me if you share my feels or if you know some way to get over them

I feel...Like a husk of myself.
I am just now coming to realize it, The constant Internets,Vidya And constant youtube for passing the time, Porn and excessive Masturbation, Being Lazy And procrastinating Since Forever and Living The degenerate NEET lifestyle for a while, Have all taken their toll on my mind.

I remember Once i was curious and Enthusiastic About Learning,Although I was always >smart but lazy
I had interest in things,Genuine Interest about them,Just getting lost in Movie,series,books and documentaries.
I remember I could talk about stuff i was excited about, I could even hold a conversation with a person.

Now i'm just interested In Weed and Psychs ,have only done weed and salvia, and it's the only thing that rustles my curiosity.
And i dont even know why i want to do drugs, Some-when I decided it would be fun, It would enhance me, Make me see stuff differently, after all it opens new avenues of thinking. I dont think i care much about that anymore, I'm Just going after some stoner ideal ive created for myself in the past (cringe-worthy and sad,i know). Thinking that this way ill have some sort of identity, Thing is, When i actually smoke weed I get anxious and paranoid, Realizing My real Identity is now that of a loser,It's all bad trips but i've learned to cope, And for some reason i still smoke.
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And now, There is this Girl I like ,she's cute and clumsy and ticks all the requirements i have for a gf, I might already have fucked it over with her (as she liked me maybe some 6 months ago,but i did nothing and i was being an Autist).
But still, with baby steps, women dont intimidate me anymore as much, I feel i can tell her i like her and that i can go for it.

But here's where my real fear lies, I feel as if i wouldnt be good for talking to,holding a conversation,I feel like she would get bored of me,Or even worse, she would find me unlikable. Dont really have any interests (other than the drug thing and some slight ambition to become a less of a trash-y person through building discipline,Exercising,Reading Literature and studying etc. although i hardly do anything of the sort)

I'm Afraid i wouldnt add value to her life, I'd love to hold her and cuddle with her, Watch Movies and tell her i love her prematurely,Try and know her better.

But now i see i'd just be some boring person, I feel slow and dim witted,Am not especially smart anymore, I dont see any aspect of me that makes up for what i seem to lack.
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The first step is to stop doing any drugs man. They change you but even when you notice the change, you can be in to deep and continue to use as a coping system. Once your done with those, get into fitness to replace the high you felt on drugs. Invest more time into learning so you have a plethora of conversation topics. I know it's all easier said then done, but I believe in you.
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>>35621289
Thought that was an aay op.
Also tl;dr

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Is trap objectively the best music?

>only music that used piano and orchestra pieces
>also makes good use of electronic components
>only music with real bass lines
>every lyric is about killing people doing drugs and fucking girls

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4U0WWTLX68A
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>>35621274
Trap is shit and so are you

Kys
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>>35621274
>killing people doing drugs
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>>35621274

Yeah it's great but a lot of it is confused with other genre's and there is just a lot of general shit trap music out there too. Like the one you posted for example.

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If you are a fembot:

- Get help for your obvious mental illnesses. Speak to someone. Try to get therapy.
- Try to resolve your daddy issues before they destroy you.
- Stop camwhoring. It's a drug. The responses give you a dopamine hit but it's not real, genuine affirmation from anyone worthwhile.
- Don't be so open about your sexual fetishes. I understand a lot of you don't want to wind up with a guy who is submissive in bed, but advertising how much you like being beaten up and treated like a cheap hole to fuck attracts the wrong kind of man, even if he scratches that particular itch.
- Love your dad. He cares about you. He doesn't put limits on your liberty out of spite but because he worries about how dumb and gullible you are.
- Love your male siblings, they care about you too.
- Try to stop coming on here, it isn't good for your mental health.
- Don't be afraid of being feminine. There's nothing wrong with it.
- Stop watching porn/masturbating so much
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>>35621263
pretty beautiful image. did you make it yourself?
if yes, is this your room or just some fantasy?
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Don't tell me what to do you condescending cunt
I'll be feminine when I'm dead in a year and they put a nice dress on me for the funeral
Too bad it won't be open casket since my face will be hamburger
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>>35621450
>my face will be hamburger
not op but...because of meth or because of heroine?

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What is a redpill that not even /pol/ will swallow?
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>>35621255
Nothing can stop the spread of Islam
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>>35621281
fuck off Mehmet

orgiiiiiiiajo
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>>35621281
This. Arabs invented civilization and Arabs will bring civilization to its highest form under Islamic capitalism.

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I have stage non small cell lung cancer, i am going to die soon

how do i find inner peace?
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Just accept your death and find any goal you could reach before dying
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>>35621218
What stage is it, anon? Non small cell cancer is in some instances curable.
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>>35621378
stage iv

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I... Can't believe it, you guys

Today, I was finally approved for SSI benefits (Schizoid, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Depression, Social Anxiety, OCD) at the maximum allowance. Legitimately could not wagecuck because I would get panic attacks and nervous breakdowns because of how much I fucked hated it.

$735 per month tax free, along with food stamps as well & other benefits (I live with my parents so I don't need to pay rent). I'm basically getting around 9k$ to spend tax free per year, along with around 2k$ tax free per year to spend on food.

I've waited so fucking long you guys... I actually walked outside today and felt the happiest I've felt in a long time, I actually teared up while walking around the park near my house. It's like the yolk has been removed from my back.

I might go live in a van and travel around the US, I could just sit around and play games all day now without every having to worry where my next meal is going to come from or how I'm going to make enough money to survive.

...I love you guys
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I'm so glad you made it brother.
You are free.
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lucky prick.
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Godspeed, you crazy lunatic.

Godspeed.

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Who else pale skinned here?
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>>35621131
>are you ok Anon?
>you don't look too good

every fkin time
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>>35621131
I look like I have cancer god damn it I fucking hate living in the northeast
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>>35621131
on the rare occasion you leave your house and you end up under a white light instead of a tinted one, then you see yourself in a mirror
still gives me a spook

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Hey anon you should come party with us!

Dancing is easy, just let loose and have fun!
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>>35621123
hnnngh I have no idea how to dance but I'd go just on the off-chance she grinds that skank body against me
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Anon won't you come to the festival with us?

I promise everyone is really chill and welcoming.
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no thanks, I want to go play mw2

What's for dinner robots 03/18
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>>35621085
black bread and water
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>>35621085
What do you do for a living?

I enjoy these threads btw, looking at food I don't have access to is nice; also the alcohol makes it a fuckton more cozy.
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>>35621085
Fish with Japanese curry.

But the curry is kinda troublesome to cook and store. Maybe I'll switch back to salt and vinegar. What else would go well with fish fillet?

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>tfw so lonely that you have warm feelings and sometimes get nervous towards anime posters and imagine them as the anime girl
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>>35620994
Hey, Anon, we still love you!

But I'm still a dude bruh
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>>35620994
if my local people werent completely unrelatable assholes id probably bond with them more instead of checking you guys out

nerds hang out with nerds, girls talk to girls, guys talk to guys etc. i dont want homogenic society, i want a diverse, colourful one
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>>35621049
Well if that makes you happy I am a semi-successful person with many friends and hobbies which can be considered legit by normies, as it makes me """smart""".
if that makes you happy...

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>"Ey anon, you look pretty as fuck in that outfit"

How do you respond?
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You guys wanna go get some fried chicken

I'm buying
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>>35620946
If you want to join our North Afrikan division stop by the recruiting office
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>>35620946
Damn how are black guys always so muscular

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ask me anything I will answer everybody during 1h period
>I live in Balkan region a place with a lot f of slutty girls and beer drinkers
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>>35620921
Will you kill me if I sing you some turbo-folk?
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>>35620933
U will just get beat up by gopniks and I will help them
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>>35620965
So the gopniks are pretty common? That sucks.

tfw a tall, strong guy picks you up and carries you
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>>35620829
>tfw a short guy throws acid on your face

Have fun
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>tfw I wish I were a tall strong guy with a girl I could princess carry
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>>35620867
Lmao

>>35620829
I look forward to doing this for a girl

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>He listens to video game soundtracks
how pathetic are you
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>>35620810
>He listens to music with lyrics
Lmaoing @ your life
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>>35620810
>how pathetic are you

Well I'm talking to you aren't i?
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>they perceive sounds
Fucking newfag niggers.

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