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Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:19:58 Post No.35308208
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:19:58 Post No. 35308208 [Report] [View this topic]

So I got a tear in my jeans after 6 years of having it and I've been wondering if it looks autistic to have ripped pants. Or to just keep it since I've been told it looks like it's part of the design
Pls halp robots

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:22:35 Post No.35308260
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:22:35 Post No.35308260 [Report]

>>35308208
Thanks for this. I can always remind myself I'm not this fucking pathetic.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:24:34 Post No.35308296
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>>35308260
Thanks for that helpful response. Not everyone is a daddy's boy like you

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:25:15 Post No.35308309
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>>35308208
I would keep it. Looks cool.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:15:49 Post No.35308123
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:15:49 Post No. 35308123 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw girls aren't into guys who practice the occult

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:30:48 Post No.35308413
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:30:48 Post No.35308413 [Report]

How does it feel knowing that Aleister Crowley is the Chad of your of your subculture,
>Do you who Will shall be the the whole of the Law
>Love is the law
>Law under this guy!
He's pencilling a few new entries in his ghostly Book of Lays right now

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:43:58 Post No.35308629
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>>35308123
i'm a girl into guys who practice the occult !!

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:44:47 Post No.35308641
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>>35308123
it's a bunch of garbage anyway

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:14:58 Post No.35308104
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:58 Post No. 35308104 [Report] [View this topic]

If you say "cu ck" "sm h" or "f am" without the spaces you get muted for 2 seconds.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:15:26 Post No.35308115
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:15:26 Post No.35308115 [Report]

cuck baka senpai

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:17:29 Post No.35308164
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>>35308104
NEWFAGS OUT OUT OUT FUCK OFF TO YOUR CONTAINMENT SITE

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:58:16 Post No.35308857
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:58:16 Post No.35308857 [Report]

Fucking KEK BAKA SENPAI
FAMALAMADINGDONG
only normies say senpai

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:12:56 Post No.35308054
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:12:56 Post No. 35308054 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw about to be a cuck and help brothers girlfriend's parents stack wood because "they help us out"

I hate doing slavework fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:18:02 Post No.35309248
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It's just DP, not that big of a deal

54m50n (ID: !qoThYyhabg) 2017-03-05 06:21:08 Post No.35309298
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54m50n (ID: !qoThYyhabg) 2017-03-05 06:21:08 Post No.35309298 [Report]

>being pissed about the people supporting you giving you a few minor chores
either stop whining like a bitch and stack that wood, or kill yourself you ungrateful faggot

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:24:04 Post No.35309347
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>>35309298
normalfag, leave
originalio as fuck

Anonymous
The 'fembot problem' 2017-03-05 05:09:47 Post No.35307987
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The 'fembot problem' Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:09:47 Post No. 35307987 [Report] [View this topic]

>Trap and tranny threads start appearing everyday
>Fembot threads get more replies and show up more often
>4chan is known for it's roleplayers
>less than 2% of 'femanons' post proof of being a female

You don't have to be a genius to figure out whats going on here

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:13:09 Post No.35308063
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>>35307987
what is going on here, senpai??

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:04 Post No.35308082
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>>35308063
homo roleplayers catfishing desperate virgins.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:20:11 Post No.35308212
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>>35308082
seems to me you can blame all of this on the desperate virgins. anyone displaying desperation so openly deserves to be manipulated.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:06:09 Post No.35307910
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:09 Post No. 35307910 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a robo-music thread going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:57 Post No.35307947
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https://youtu.be/ns0lpanE4Xg

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:12:54 Post No.35308052
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:12:54 Post No.35308052 [Report]

I am listening to psytrance, IDM, dnb, neurofunk and jungle terror lately.
Looking for stuff that sounds similar to the 7th legion game soundtrack.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:14 Post No.35308088
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>>35308052
Do you know Evol Intent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxdKKio3TE4

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:04:15 Post No.35307871
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:15 Post No. 35307871 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh hello there wagie! How are you spending this fine weekend? Resting after a long, hard week of slaver- I mean, work?

Well I'm about to give a lecture to a group of the brightest young minds in physics at Oxford university on my revised theory of relativity. You see, wagie, in my abundance of free time I have come to an understanding of the universe similar to that of Einstein himself.

And tonight is the premiere of my rendition of Mozarts requiem. It took me a whole week to compose!

Well, have a nice weekend, wagecuck. It'll be over before you know it.

and as always....

Another day, another dollar

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:39 Post No.35308098
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:14:39 Post No.35308098 [Report]

Its over

wagies have officially been btfo

lmao

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:16:49 Post No.35308142
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>>35307871
This ~~BTFO'd the last bastion of wagies. The war is over~~.

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:03:37 Post No.35307860
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:03:37 Post No. 35307860 [Report] [View this topic]

My only female friend got a boyfriend today.
I don't know but It hurts me so much i want to kill myself. Comfort me my fellow robots

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:08:24 Post No.35307959
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>>35307860
You're a soul sucking leech

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:11:34 Post No.35308019
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>>35307860
My oneitis has a 6'3 bf.

Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:11:27 Post No.35309110
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 06:11:27 Post No.35309110 [Report]

I talk to got few girls as friends or used to
It sting when they just went off and find someone and I left here alone

Anonymous
2017-03-05 05:02:46 Post No.35307846
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:02:46 Post No. 35307846 [Report] [View this topic]

Celebrating my 4 year anniversary with my gf tomorrow. Just thought I'd let you all know, maybe put a smile on your faces :)

pic totally unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:20 Post No.35307876
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>>35307846
Tomorrow can be so far anon

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:07:58 Post No.35307948
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>>35307876
I know what you mean, but I enjoy the anticipation itself!

Anonymous
P e p e m e m e 2017-03-05 04:54:10 Post No.35307673
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P e p e m e m e Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:54:10 Post No. 35307673 [Report] [View this topic]

Post a pepe.
Writa a line that goes well with it.
>pepe is feeling black emo feel

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I got boxes full of pepe!

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Tendies was not on mommy's menu today

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>fat badly drawn not quite look like pepe pepe

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:53:07 Post No. 35307649 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 12
>have diarrhoea
>go take a shit in the school's bathroom
>toilet does not have a seat/lid. I basically have to squat
>shit "explosion" happens. Crap goes everywhere
>the toilet cubicle is now covered in shit
>I get out of there as fast as possible
>fast forward some minutes
>someone discovers the disaster
>school has a Special Education Class
>everybody blames the kid with Down Syndrome by default
>mfw

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:33:50 Post No.35308466
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:33:50 Post No.35308466 [Report]

So they blamed you?

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>>35308466
so simple and yet I kekked

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>>35308466

>implying the downy would have ever looked for a toilet

Anonymous
2017-03-05 04:53:01 Post No.35307647
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:53:01 Post No. 35307647 [Report] [View this topic]

What kind of candy is this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:55:10 Post No.35307694
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>>35307647
Hungry Hungry Hippos! Anniversary Easter Edition

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:01:28 Post No.35307816 [Report]

that's a big acid tab

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>>35307647
damn that's pretty good desu
where can I get monopoly acid?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:44:13 Post No. 35307479 [Report] [View this topic]

>lift for over 2 years
>become /fit/ (I don't look like rich piana)
>really trashy/dumb women compliment me on my body all the time
>the sort of women that I like dont seem to care at all
>visit Argentina and Chile
>women there are all over me
>still never got laid

Do intelligent women rationalize themselves out of liking physical fitness or something?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:04:19 Post No.35307874
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Intelligent women like intelligent men

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>>35307874
But I am intelligent my friend

Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:09 Post No.35307912
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 05:06:09 Post No.35307912 [Report]

intelligent women dont exist
sorry to burst your bubble

Anonymous
2017-03-05 04:41:40 Post No.35307438
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:41:40 Post No. 35307438 [Report] [View this topic]

>supposed to study last night
>before study browse a manga recommendation thread
>saw a few anons discussing a shoujo
>end up liking it and reading it all
>it's time for m to sleep
>can't stay up tonight
>didn't study at all
>depression from being a failure
>depression from finishing shoujo
>couldn't sleep
>wake up
>first thing is 4chan
>type out this long ass post
>feel like deleting my post
>already typed this much
>find some wojack that best fits this post from my collection
>not satisfied with post
>click "post" anyways

Who /procrastinator/ and fucking /hates themselves/ here?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:45:50 Post No.35307503
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>>35307438
you know, i just dont know how to change u, maybe just off yourself, huh?

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>>35307438

I just got my car last week and I still haven't found a job. i've had 3 interviews and sent out a bunch of applications but it feels like I'm getting nowhere. My dad loaned me the money and I'm worried it will take too long to get a job and pay him back. He sees me trying though, which is good.

I set daily goals for myself that are possible, and that enables me to be a little productive. My goal today is to apply to at least 3 jobs and finish my homework. If I apply to 2-3 jobs a day I'm bound to get a job in the next week. Set achievable goals for yourself and make to-do lists. Those help infinitely.

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:41:32 Post No. 35307435 [Report] [View this topic]

If you were suddenly granted a cute clumsy maid who was eternally loyal to you and only works to make you happy, what would you have her do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:42:34 Post No.35307455
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>>35307435
WEEBS NEED TO BE GASSED

Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:43:42 Post No.35307471
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Anonymous 2017-03-05 04:43:42 Post No.35307471 [Report]

I would bully and tease her constantly but occasionally do really nice things for her.

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>>35307435
I would make her have a lot of free time to use however she wants. I'm not a dick just cause there's no consequences.

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