any other superior xxy demihumans on this board?
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>>36029475
I feel like I've got klinefelters but idk, my facial hair grows out pretty thick and my body's just hairy as fuck in general. also I'm not very tall.
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>>36029475
Pretty sure I have this. Never been tested for it but I have all those on the pic. Guess I should find out sooner or later
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Why the fuck can't I have this?
I'd rather be a dicklet than a manlet
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Any of you fucks on the H?
what city are you fom?
Who gave you dope first?
What was on the last stamp you bought?
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>>36029435
I hope you die in agony.
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My mother died of a heroin overdose a few months ago
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>>36029545
Well, you killed a guy's mom. Jesus fucking Christ your aim is terrible.
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I fucked up. I fucked up bad
>be retail fag
>work the overnight shift at Wal-Mart
>Manager says there is a female shoplifter who's been stealing headphones for the past week, so keep a good eye out
>a girl probably around 16-17 walks in
>she goes to the electronics department
>I walk by, autistically staring her ass
>holdup.jpg
>she is putting a pair of earbuds off the shelf in her pocket
>I gotta say something
>"Hey, don't do that. Stay right there while I call in a Manager. Don't even think about running away because we identified you on camera already"
>total bullshit
>She says to me "Please don't, I'll give you ANYTHING, just don't make me get into trouble
>"I'm sorry, but bribery can get me fired"
>"I'm not talking about money.."
>she leans over and whispers into my ear
>"take me somewhere private and you can fuck me, then we'll be even"
>Instaboner
>"Uh Okay, follow me"
>we go into the maintenance closet and shut the door
>"Uh, are you on the pill"
>"No, just pull out"
>At this point I'm hard as a diamond, I don't care
>about 45 seconds in, about to burst
>I pull out just in time, or at least I thought I did
>We exchange numbers, don't hear from her for about two weeks
>She texts me
>"Hey , I missed my period and I think I might be pregnant"
>ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
>Tell her to buy a pregnancy test
>She does
>It says she's pregnant
>Ask if she's gonna get an abortion
>She says she's pro life
>FUCK
What do I do? I'm only 19 and in college. I can't afford to be a dad. Any robots in the same position? Do I run? I'm fucking scared.
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Quit your job and move away
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>Any robots in the same position?
>Any robots in the same position?
>Any
>robots
>in
>the
>same
>position
>?
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>>36029428
get a new phone number retard. this isn't that difficult to figure out on your own.
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would you take her up on her offer?
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I married an older lady. My family disowned me though because they didn't approve of her. Also I took her last name and they didn't like that.
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>>36029394
If no kids, maybe
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>>36029394
if only if she was skilled enough to put that ring on my cock lol
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>"Oh hi neighbor!"
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into the oven it goes
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>>36029387
Here we go again anons
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>>36029387
"Hey, how are you guys liking the neighborhood? Me and the ol' ball n chain just wanted to come over and welcome you two to the area!"
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>when a guy calls you a bitch for speaking your mind
How can men be so sensitive and yet insensitive at the same time?
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>>36029316
Shut up bitch
Sickening pissening
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>>36029316
>tfw no bitchy girl to bully
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>>36029316
fuck off rostie bitch
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>Feel jealous of another person's body or their fetishistic relationships
>Feel sad that I probably wouldn't be good enough for that and post about it because I don't know how else to make it feel better
>Someone responds asking for contact info and saying they're interested
>Suddenly feel too shy and afraid of doing those things in real life and don't respond
why the fuck am I like this
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lol are you from the foot fag thread by any chance?
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You have the incorrect belief that other people's lives are always better than your own.
When you actually get what you think you want, you don't know what to do with yourself because it's not like how you felt it would be.
Work on yourself, or just go for it and accept the potential rejection.
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>>36029280
>why the fuck am I like this
autism?
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why the fuck aren't you living in a commune?
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>>36029240
Because I like having things like privacy and indoor toilets & plumbing and the internet.
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>>36029240
Im not a faggot
This better be original
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I don't want to live with shitty smelly hippies
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Why is it so awkward to see blacks in second person recorded media?
They don't even have to be opposite anyone.
I can't explain this.
I don't have the tools or intellect to describe what I mean properly.
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>>36029218
>second person recording
What the actual fuck
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I took time to respond to to your shitpost. You could at least acknowledge me, asshole.
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>>36029456
What do you THINK it means?
I'll fill in the gaps
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Have you ever found a pornstar that looks like our crush 2017-04-04 11:56:12 Post No.36029038
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Have you ever found a pornstar that looks like our crush
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Im in my senior year of highschool, and I found this pornstar named charity crawford who looks just like my crush. Spent like the next 4 hours jacking to this.
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>>36029038
Seen that video.
She is pretty hot tbqh.
Just gotta wait for some decent POV stuff with her.
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>>36029038
Yeah, Ivana Fukalot looks like this autistic girl that I had a crush on for a few years.
Good-looking and a nice body but completely socially oblivious, probably actually autistic and has the most "basic bitch" taste in music and interests.
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>>36029038
>senior in high school
Me too. I've found a pornstar for almost every hot girl in my grade.
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What qualities are you looking for in an ideal partner?
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>>36029016
>There are people young enough that they think the 80s and 90s were like the 50s
I need to finish my degree up so bad. I'm missing the boat big time
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I don't look for a partner. People repress a part of themselves, and then they go looking for that part in another person.
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>>36029016
damn what dates are you guys going on where you get a blowjob in the end
give me advice
>post jobs that require no social interaction (can't even order pizzas without shaking) and no manual labor (bad back) in Phoenix metro area
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>>36028943
meme trader
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Sell shit on amazon
Origifififi
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>>36028943
Mine bitcoin
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Is Radio Head the most robot band there is?
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The Beach Boys are more Robot than Radiohead.
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>>36028927
No that would be the smiths/morrisey
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>>36028927
She look like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
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>he doesn't squat while shitting
Enjoy your hemorrhoids.
>inb4 WAHHHH THE TOILET SEAT WILL EXPLODE AND SLICE MY ASS OPEN
Have you tried not being a fatfuck? That happening is a meme to begin with.
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>tfw roommate insecure about squatty potty so now am force to have hemorrhoids
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>>36028880
>>inb4 WAHHHH THE TOILET SEAT WILL EXPLODE AND SLICE MY ASS OPEN
What the fuck? I've never heard of that before.
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Too late I alreadt have horrible hemrroids.
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>tfw fell in love with a boy over tumblr
>tfw I have literally zero chance to ever have her notice me
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I can't live this life without knowing her, I want to make her happy.
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She's hand down both the cutest and hottest girl I've ever seen in my life.
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>>36028871
>with a boy
>her to notice me
am i missing something