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she doesn't sound worth it.
forget about her

>>37982932
>What if she meets someone hotter in summer
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if the summer hits so hard that our friendship slowly fades and she forgets
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if she says no because I am not good at anything
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if just friends
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if she fucking dies this summer
Then you are absolutely required to come back and make a greentext.

OP here, just shitted, and I now feel like the Ubermensch, this post was gay as fuck and she is probably going to say yes so I'll now proceed to, In a surprising turn of events, suck my own dick. Thanks.

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>>37982923
And a single one at that

>>37982923
Nobody fucking cares you stupid virgin. Do you think your mommy doesn't like getting railed in the ass by huge cocks.

Remy did a double BBC penetration?

isn't the spliff just the filter that you roll up so that your mouth doesn't get the weed wet in the joint?

DUDE

THAT'S SO COOL AND INTERESTING

>>37982899
>>37982899
No, what you're speaking of is just called the filter. A spliff is a joint with a bit of tobacco and a bit of cannabis all snuggled up in an a natural botanical medley.

But why would you smoke tobacco in the first place if you had some ganj?

Haha you have to make lifestyle changes to fix this.

>>37982794
This is your punishment for bwing a faggot. I hope your asshole gets infected and you die of sepsis

>>37982910
I'm not a faggot though

origami

>>37982746
Farewell, brother. enjoy ur cute gf

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>>37982746
Don't worry we'll see you again once she cucks you and leaves you.

>>37982746
>that pic

She's quite the handful down there

>>37982725
My friend was telling me about this update and I asked him why is any of that cool and his reply was

>I donno

>>37982725
Everyone should post one person they know from snap where and asl.

>>37982750

It's cool if you want to stalk your friends, not so much if you don't want them to stalk you. This new Snap Map thing is ironic since Snapchat started as a discreet app to talk to people with. Now they can literally stalk where you are at the moment.

But still, the "Our Stories" feature where you can watch random videos people submit from all over the world is cool. I like seeing what random people are up to.

>>37982712
no fuck you man that song is still good
I still like that one to this day
it was never a normie shit song fuck you

>>37982712
>feeling so fly like a g6
>g6 is an airplane and it can fly
pottery

My sister used to say that in the music video for this song they're all wearing sunglasses because they're embarrassed about being asian

>>37982523
>le used goods meme

You don't love her, you're an insecure redditor

>not a virgin
>""""used goods"""""

people aren't goods, anon.

>>37982523
>asks for tips on how to cheat on his loyal partner

you're the damaged one OP, do her a favour and leave her alone

>>37982518
That's my cock after a couple of tugs. No way that's a completely flaccid untouched size.

If they don't understand basic anatomy they don't deserve the cock. My dick is 7" erect but when its flaccid it can get so small sometimes

>>37982518
you need some sickle cell genes to you can get pirapism making your cock always look half hard when not erect

Wait, Eliza is a heroin addict now? That's fucking hilarious, I hope she does more shit to push herself down the wrong path and fuck her life up. She's probably already gonna get raped by some robot eventually, it's what she deserves for posting her face here, I wish more bad things would happen to her. I don't feel any sympathy or pity for her anymore.

Fuck off Toby. Nobody cares about this bitch.

>>37982553
People know where she lives and what school she goes to. Nobody is going to do anything because you are all a bunch of pussies.

Sweating my balls of and getting stupid drunk.

>>37982477
dicking with my friends ex

Yeah honestly I'm probably not going to live to see 2018, I'll be very surprised if it happens.

>You can't forget the past
>you can't forget love and pride

>you picked me up and whispered forever
>like a secret in my ears

>Another forced dead smile
>I can't do this one more day.

>>37982458
>tfw you have really dry skin and dandruff, but you don't want to use the special shampoo coz you have dyed hair and dandruff shampoo makes it fade all green and shit

The actual feeling of watching my grandpa unable to speak whole sentences after having his second stroke

>>37982540
iktf kinda
grandfather had something similar happen and died within a couple weeks after being hospitalized.
kinda sucks to watch someone deteriorate like that.

>>37982404
>Life on the Edge Edition
>diaspora welcomed desu
This honestly

>>37982404
namaste yaar. ap kaisa hai?

>>37982404
>parents forbid me from going out with your friends and girls
>later complain that I'm too alone and should socialize more

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>>37982385
Imagine being so retarded that you think this is good bait

>>37982385
no one cares and your meme is shit, have a nice day.

>>37982385
Roastie get out. Not original.