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>>38171376
Accept his help and see if it works.

>>38171376
Best case scenario you punch your vcard during the visit
Worst case scenario you come back with a delicious greentext relating your tales of spaghetti spilling.
There's no downside to this anon

>>38171376
Your best tactic is to be as depressed as possible. It best work with phrases like "This world is meaningless", "I find no joy in everything i do" and etc. Chads especially hate being around depressed people. Bonus points if you'll be sad around his gf.

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yes
>be me
>10 years old at the time, cousin is like 13
>we had a jack off session with porn on the large TV in the living room
>I couldn't cum yet and I really didn't care about sex but I agreed to join in because I wanted to look cool or something
>he cums in a tissue
>I ask if I can taste it
>I tasted my cousin's jizz
another time
>female cousin takes me into the restroom, I must've been around 7
>feels up my dick
>remarks that it feels veiny

I'm wincing as I type this

Yeah, I was inadvertently shown how to jack it by a relative.

God pease don't bring tripfags with their incest stories here.

>>38171339
3wse4dr5ft6gbynuim

>>38171339
Nothing. If she hasnt fucked you yet you're a beta orbiter and should fuck off

>>38171339
I don't know, I only know what you shouldn't, from personal experience. Don't sperg out and drop the spaghetti out of your fanny pack.

What kind of idiot are you that you can't track down a reputable iq test to take to help your feefees?

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>>38171542
>online IQ tests
good one retard

he targets underemployed, lonely millennial men wondering why life isn't like back in the 1950s. i can't foresee him offering you anything of value, but if he does, that's cool

Well, you probably CAN, you just don't WANT to.

just drive to some shit hole and lie until you get a job and when you find one move there

if your 30 and still a neet u most likely have a mental disorder

go see a doctor and get referred to a clinical psychologist, they will be able to find out whats wrong with you as they will send you to specialist for testing

i know its hard to believe but if youre 30 and still not working and no friends, no gf, no anything, youre 100% have something wrong with you mentally

Fuck you in a way that one would consider original.

Is miss alice a robot?

i dream about miss alice every single day

Bump because I don't want to be alone anymore

Pls respond to thread guis

Why won't anyone talk to me, all of the threads are not robot material you are all fucking normies

blowjob? aiming high there pal

i would be happy if i even got a hug at this point ivee been so lonely for so long i just want to feel something please anyone PLEASE

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If it makes it any easier: Girls don't love anyone, not even the Chads. They love what they are provided with.

>>38171253
What if I already had that happen to me in the past?

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>watches gaming videos

fuck off you jew

stop shilling

STOP SHILLING GO AWAY FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCK OFF FUFCK OOOOOOOOOOFFF

>>38171301
>>38171311
i love his voice, and he sounds like a really interesting person

4chan has been for normies since like 2006ish

Holy shit you are a retard. If you had played your cards right you would have got laid.

>>38171184
Fuck off idiot, probably only 5% of males on tinder actually have sex. You need to be a super mega chad. There's 100+ other guys messaging her right now most likely that are chads, and this girl isn't even that good-looking maybe a 6/10.

>>38171064
>Any drinks/cocktails you'd recommend?
Beer. Lots of it.

>>38171071
What brand would you say you prefer the most? I like this local beer, but I'd like to try something else too.

>>38171064
Bleach is awesome in this time of year

>>38171045
This is okay.

Of HTC ggbfbfbgbgngbg

>>38171045
>Become a lesbian and date other women

>>38171045
One of my favorite soundboards

>>38170998
Would what?

>>38170998

i would guzzle her hot piss

>>38170998
>emolying you would

those are like the majority of women on okcupid

any girl who is actually thin/pretty will have a full inbox and okjewpid will make you pay them money to message her

>>38170995
The system matches you with people who might be compatible. These are your options. Take it or leave it.

lol peoria

>>38170992
>haha amazing, cute and lovely haha <3.. super fun! omfg ye you're the greatest!! haha <3.. you're amazing!!.. what a powerful stream and feels and words! i will always love and support you and try to show it! i'm just one more of yours.. <3 ! and i apologise for the bad things i could had make you experience and feel i didn't wanted to, you know! >< .. thanks for the stream and much more Narci, you know!

>>38170992
>Why do uggo guys resort to changer their gender just because they had a bad day/week/month? Why do they assume that things will get better for them?

Jews

>>38170992
Why do you even care about it, most of these guys end themselves before 40