>Sitting in my living room
>editing a video for a client
>Client texts me about Chester Bennington's suicide
>Text back "He's living my dream!"
Maybe chose the wrong way to communicate that the project is not going well.
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So yet another faggot snowflake kills himself, I guess the noose really works eh?
There's this documentary i saw where this cunt changed his mind halfway through and turned a bit derpy because he lived.
But looks like if you actually are serious about it then it might actually work!
RIP CHESTER! CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNNNN
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>go outside
>haven't been there for years
>what the fuck I live in Chinatown now.png
>dog runs past me
>angry Chinese man runs past me
>he's chasing the dog
>yell at Chinese man and pretend dog is mine
>he goes away
>dog is actually ancient Chinese spirit
>"you're granted one wish"
>been so far gone there's no single wish that can save me
>refuse it
>spirit leaves barking something in Chinese
>mfw
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AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
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I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
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CRAAAAWLING IN MY REEEEE
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>have crush on roastie
>knew her years ago but haven't spoken to her in a long time
How do I proceed?
pic unrelated
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If you answer my q this qt will become your gf and watch anime while cuddling you.
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>said she'll write back after work
>didn't write back
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why do people lie about his girth?
everybody says that has a 6-7 inches girth, i have a 6 inches girth and im a great bisexual faggot, i have been in a lot of threesomes and orgies and i saw 3 guys with bigger girth than mine
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>>38502434
The average girth is 4.8 inches.
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People would lie about their wealth and intelligence as well given the situation allows for it.
normalniggers seek validation way to much
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>>38502434
Some people actually do have large girth. Mine is 7 inches but it doesn't matter because I'm too retarded to use it and it's ugly anyways. There is no winning
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>tfw you fall in love with a stock photo model
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>>38502432
well she is cute, and technically does exist
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>>38503046
No stock photo models aren't real people.
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Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I've seen you 'round for a long long time
I remembered you when you drank my wine
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I've seen you walking down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I paid my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I'd kind of like to be the President
So I can show you how your money's spent
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Sometimes I don't speak right
But yet I know what I'm talking about
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the Mafi-A.
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
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How's your life, Ken?
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bretty alright/10
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>>38502670
Shit dude. Imagine someone in Harry Potter naming their kid Avada Kedavra.
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>go to store
>buy something
>female cashier
>she hands me my change
>her hand has touched her vagina to masturbate
>my hand has touched my penis to masturbate
>mfw by touching hands we had sex
>mfw i'm no longer a virgin
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>>38502294
I mean if you read the flea and apply the principles then yes you had sex
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Bye Chad. Time to leave this website.
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>>38502294
>OP had gay sex constantly
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currently working with a Sunny in Philadelphia tier fraudulent paint crew. it makes me feel alive
hows your job going /r9k/?
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It's goin', that's about all I can say
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Wouldn't you agree that NEET is the way to go? We terrorize Normies. We fuck the system with our Cheeto stained fingers as we take our NEETbux. We have dank memes and use our meme magic to elect presidents.
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neetposting has been significantly down since one month ago when trump announced big cuts to welfare
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>tfw ugly
not shit-tier no one talks to you ugly but ugly enough that a girl's never been interested in me.
Fucking hell guys, should I just get surgery? I can't stand the idea of putting a piece of metal in my body or my nose falling off but life is just shit.
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>>38502103
Do it. You are investing in the quality of your life.
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>tfw "friend" asks oneitis out
>tfw they hit it off
>tfw never seen either happier
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>>38501941
Are you 12? No one cares about your 'oneitis' or whatever the fuck you children talk about.