dump your chad galaxycock lore here guys
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IksdQaR08S6luXeab3o0QZZeeafldnpeeiDV7GEv1_0/edit
What is "friend"? What purpose of their existing? Is there any scientific proven evidences of existence of "friends"?
>pissed in a rum bottle some days ago when my brother was over
>still fermenting
Can gingers be robots?
All gingers have big cocks, so by definition can't they not be robots?
Pic related
I just busted the biggest nut of my masturbation career
I feel like this is an entirely new chapter in my life
my dick will never be the same
god DAMB
Can all riots ultimately be traced to the industrial revolution?
Nah, riots happen because of Jews rabble rousing unions or blacks.
>>37857932
No they predate that. Okay goodbye fun thread
>>37857932
Riots are never a result of actual unrest, they are engineered to serve agendas that have been inhibited by the present power, the identity war, for example.
>pop a pimple
>it releases toxic gas
>aggressively slap penis around
>releases salty glue
I have a pimple or something on my penis.
Don't be a pussy and that shit. If it's a STD, pop that shit. I remember when I was a frail little boy in the frontier and I got herpes. I POPPED THAT SHIT.
its probably an ingrown hair, it'll fix itself eventually
It might be a penile papule. I have a super small one that I thought was a pimple for the longest time but I couldn't pop it.
Leaf-bros get the fuck in here.
Why is finding a job so hard these days?
>be me
>get laid off from my janitor job
>whatever
>get drunk for a week and then apply for a new job
>literally get called the same day and have to show up half blasted
>get the job
I've been working on getting an actual decent job for a while anyway, and that seems to be going alright too. They just emailed me today to come down to the prison and go do the tests to become a prison guard. Not really what I was after but whatever I guess I can do it.
>>37857814
Which website did you use to apply online?
>>37857861
>implying I'd tell you and let other people try at my jobs
But seriously, the jobs are out there. You can't really compete with me for what I am currently applying for right now because it takes months of preparation to get all the right documents. I was applying for another law enforcement style thing but I dropped off a resume for prison guard too because the qualifications are exactly the same.
There's SO many jobs out there, just think about all the people you see every day. Don't need a degree for the half of them.
>tfw overly self-conscious
>May have resulted from or been worsened by bullying
How do I fix myself?
repIy to my thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl2Q_MceIUc
if 9001 every robot is immortal :P
>>37857663
That would be the worst fucking sentence you could possibly give us.
We would be cursed to an awful existence as everything non-vital rots away and the human species evolves around us. We would be in constant pain from pretty much any non-fatal injury we get, and if we do live forever that's going to stack up.
Hell, if the human race survives long enough they might see us to the same level as they see a monkey and put us in a zoo or something.
>>37857706
yeah it was a little bit ironic(al). if dubs chads shits their beds :>
bump, i was thinking that astronomy is robots field of science hmm
Even r9k sucks.
It's the muted, homosexual version of its old glory
Where else are you gonna go?
>>37857633
It's a muted, homosexual version of it's glory which was an unmated virgin version of it's original glory. It's a bunch of summerfag hermit crabs living in the dead NEET virgin body that was living in /soc/ before they got their own board
>>37857633
What glory?
R9k is a place for people who were dealt shit cards in left to vent about their every day struggles. How has this board positively or negatively impactedyour life?
Personally I find it
>>37857629
>R9k is a place for people who were dealt shit cards in left to vent about their every day struggles
Did you lift this from another post in a thread about children? Just wondering
It helps me knowing that there are thousands of other adult virgins with no friends.
>>37857739
This.
It's nice to know there are others suffering too.