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Post about yourself and your ideal partner in the thread and lets see if someone will find someone from /r9k/ to chat with and stop being lonely together, if even for a short while.
OP
My Ideal GF
>Age
16+
>Height
Below 5'10
>Weight
Skinny or thicc
>Race or nationality
I dont actually mind race desu
>Personality
Introvert, Dominant, funny, Kinda Bitchy
>Interests
Film( this one is super important for me since i want someone that will put up with me, since most of my time is spent watching Films),Books, Art
ME
>age : 19
>height :6'4
>weight : 250
>white
>Loves films and vidya
>im kind of a dick but a nice dick
>likes being dominant
>will buy you stuff and be a sugar dadddy
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>age: 19 - 22
>height: short, but I also like tall girls
>weight: curvy, not chubby
>race: would prefer ginger or asian
>personality: INFP
>interests: vidya, tv/movie binging, I don't care much about this
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Ideal bf
>20
>5'5''
>100 lb
>white american
>has no discernible personality, only an incessant stream of poor decisions and inability to interact with his surroundings
>interests which I do not share, don't want him to know about any of my interests
me
>20
>5'4''
>130 lb, but i could lose 30 lb in a month if ideal boyfriend thought i was too fat
>white american
>wants to be great despite being devoid of any positive personality traits, skill, or potential
>murder history, torture methods, horror films and literature, baking, encouraging poor behavior online
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>>38249743
I only fit the white part sadly
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A thread for containment and chatting about gay stuff
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>>38249404
i want a masculine bf, to hug me and keep me safe
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>>38249404
thank you for not posting the fucking thumbnail or putting General in the title this time
however that pic still isn't the high res version
also don't say some containment bullshit, you are egging on the /pol/fags. Gay stuff doesn't break any rules and there is nothing to be contained, make a general if you want but that doesn't change anything. You only serve to aggravate /pol/fags by calling it so.
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>>38249467
A containment thread is a good thing though, it's better than having discussion scattered across 5-6 different threads
Are there any Asian robots here?
Do you ever feel like you're bottom of the barrel in terms of dating / social worth?
I'm 25 years old and Asian and kinda look like pic related. Got 2 sisters and both of them are already married to White men. Meanwhile I'm still a fucking virgin. One of them already has a hapa child too and I can already tell it will be more attractive than me and probably have a bigger dick than me.
So yeah I have a miserable 3 inch (on a good day) pencil dick, but even if I had a caucasian sized penis, people would just assume I still had a small dick just because I'm fucking Asian.
My whole life I've only ever wanted to be anything but Asian. I'd even rather be black or latino than fucking Asian.
What the fuck do I do.
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>>38248561
Work on your self esteem. It's distorting your view. Also, lyft.
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Just hook up with some K-pop fangirl.
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Asianbot reporting. I think I look ok, so I'm not hopeless or anything though honestly, I think I'd still end up like I am right now no matter what. Race isn't relevant to it at all. I like being alone. Everyone ends up lonely anyway. No use beating yourself up over it.
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Roastie Edition
Each in everyday I'm becoming more cynical about women
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>tfw this guy has cucked himself for years in the friendzone
>and Chadrone can literally commit crime and still get pussy
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Why would this make me mad, anon? They had a relationship, it didn't work out, so now they're friends.
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>>38245671
Have this beauty for our hate thread OP
Didn't see anything in the catalog.
How are you guys holding up on this humid summer night?
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Hey anon... How ya doing? I'm feeling with you tonight, just lo tet ya know.
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>>38245780
>Hey anon... How ya doing? I'm feeling with you tonight, just lo tet ya know.
Thanks man
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Turn 26 in 3 weeks. Have a shit load of money saved and two vacations planned this summer and winter. Banged 7 chicks this year so far even though I love with my grandparents. Still deciding what I want to do with my life, but I'm having fun and making money while I decide. Barely got any sleep last night though went to the gym after work I'm now I'm tired af just browsing different sites until it's time to leave.
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What is the worst thing somebody said to you directly that still hurts and can't forget?
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"My feelings changed."
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>>38243837
"You were always my second option"
"Faggot."
Two different people
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>>38243837
>I don't care
It sounds basic but it all depends on the situation.
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Vocaroo thread - torturous loneliness edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0upguPHy127
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Go9pQsVrbC
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>>38242699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDrDJJlyEW
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>>38242699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HoIE0rBMeI
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Your imouto seems neglected, go hug her and post results
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I should have made the OP but I don't save many images
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incestfags deserve a bullet to the brain
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I guess small news, the appointment went alright
In good news, sorry if this is a weird description but I'm lacking the words, it was more "human" than I built it up to be, if that makes sense
I really don't want to talk much about this, keep it more of a personal thing
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>Mom found my before and after tranny folder.
And no this isn't one of those mom found the cumrag threads.
I'm not sure what to do. She hasn't talked to me yet, she's kinda avoiding me.
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>>38238405
how old are you? Are you out as gay?
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>>38238405
>2 months in he looks way better than before
I just started considering taking tranny pills.
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>>38238405
Why the fuck would your mom have any issue with you having a folder of pictures on your computer? Who gives a shit?
It's not even porn or something
Anonymous
Non-cancerous youtubers 2017-07-08 07:09:13 Post No.38236306
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Trying to make a list of excellent content creators, help an anon out
>ReportOfTheWeek
Fastfood reviews hosted by a loveable autist
>AccursedFarms
10/10 obscure game reviews and machinamas
>SteveMRE
Eats ancient military rations for a living, as a result has had botulism 3 times
>Grand Illusions
A 70 year old British wizard who collects puzzles and toys
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>>38236306
gggmanlives is a pretty damn good channel, he does retroish, mostly fps game reviews and gives actual criticism for all the stuff he reviews. My only complaint ablut him would be he can be a little too lax on some of his favorite games, which is to be expected with anyone. Overall the dude is nice to listen to and is well spoken.
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>>38236306
>northernlion
a literal egg
>mrcreepypasta
spoopy stories
the only two people I really watch or listen to.
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>>38236382
>a literal egg
What does he do?
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anybody wanna post hand pics?
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Nobody reply to this thread, its the female equivalent of foot fetishism.
Women like mens hands the way men like womens feet. Would you find it socially acceptable to post a thread asking women for feet pics?
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>>38261729
That gif annoys me. That's not at all how you do the pen twirl shit.
Unless that's some magical floaty way that I never heard of.
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>>38261778
yes, it is socially acceptable
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>TFW actually applied to a job where i filled out the application in the plant, shook the managers hand......and i start next week
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Congrats, bro. What place are you working at?
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>>38261685
don't try to fool me anonbut if you really did, here's a peck on the cheek cutie
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>>38261685
Good job, anon! Remember, a job is a job - feel proud about it but don't let it dictate your entire life! Healthy balances, people. I hope you feel accomplished with it.
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Free Fallout NV Steam Key 2017-07-09 10:19:07 Post No.38261570
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Free Fallout NV Steam Key
Anonymous
2017-07-09 10:19:07
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i found an old and unused key for fallout nv, which should be working in europe (and possibly in NA) region. i'm not going to make a dub roulette or something, i'll just give it away. the first one to see and use it gets it. here it is: HW0M0-PGWVV-YLRHR
if someone manages to use it, please post in here.
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>>38261570
Nice move, Todd
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someone got other one?
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>>38261660
well considering that todd gives zero shit about nv players, i'd say you're wrong
>Be me
>Had mentally ill trap gf
>horrible relationship, damaged me
>broke up 2 months ago
>yesterday he and his faggot friend texted me some shit insulting me
>autism activated
How do I get revenge on them?
Some infos
>I could beat them but they live 1,5 hour away from me (train)
>Both of them are "internet celebs" meaning they have lots of followers on facebook
>both are depressed annoying faggots
>I dont have the nudes (not a fag anymore)
I was thinking about impersonating them, or someshit, so revenge using the interwebz
>inb4 not ur personal army
I just need your help, imma do it.
>inb4 u cruel
They were abusive as fuck, its perfectly just
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Don't date insane people, you retard.
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>>38261444
I indeed was. Fell for the trap meme. Im no longer a beta who lets others humiliate him, so this time I want a little revenge
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>>38261383
>Both of them are "internet celebs" meaning they have lots of followers on facebook
Delete fucking Facebook and stop giving a shit about the people on it. It is literally the most useless 'social media' out there. It's all just shit posts you don't care about from people you don't care about
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I'm going to go out with people I think are my friends (Not too sure on that front, honestly!)
It's likely to involve me smoking "jazz cabbage" at some point, even though I don't really want to.
So, what do?
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>>38261337
Suck it into your mouth and blow it out, you won't get stoned and your mates will stop giving it to you because you are wasting the joint
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>>38261408
But then they might think I'm a loser and then I'll be back to square one with no friends.
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>>38261748
If they are your mates then they will get it if you don't want the cheddar.
I don't understand why you are worried about losing friends that aren't actually your mates yet