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i am highly suggestible i guess because i allowed 4chan to change my way of thinking

i started browsing in september 2016 and now i go to my classes and see everyone as either a chad, stacy, manlet, DYEL, lanklet, anything like that. it's ridiculous. what do i do?
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>>36766962
Remove your eyes
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Stop letting an internet website change your view of the world

Nothing has changed for me except maybe lower self esteem
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>>36766962
>thinks its wrong to see people in such a way
Your eyes are open now child, now use your knowledge to surpass us and ascend to the throne. Surpass the highest levels of ironic racism, by becoming non-ironically racist and sexist, bitches love that shit.

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>2017
>being attracted to females
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>>36766890

Why does she think she's able to be so picky about who she dates?
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>>36766915
Because she probably still gets 100s of texts by thirsty betas on that app
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>>36766890
Maybe shes 6' or sth like that herself and wants a taller guy, its common.
Also the rest of her wishes are normal too.
Why the hate? There are worse profiles out there.

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What will happen if I sneak salvia into my dick father's salad?
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>>36766875
Doesn't work like that little robot.
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>>36766875
Nothing. He will taste a shit herb and not get high like you wish.
Underageb&?
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Salvia needs to be brew into a tea or smoked to have hallucinogenic effects.

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>tfw my dad was abusive towards my mum and i was raped as a teenager and I now can't bring myself to trust men
I can't even stand near men without feeling nervous.
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>>36766866
:( sorry anon

i have bipolar and my whole life is just misery
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>>36766866
>mum
BRISBANE
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good, I don't want disgusting 3d women to stand anywhere near me

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I miss her so fucking much.

Who do you miss, /r9k/? Tell me about her.
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>>36766770
Kill yourself normie scum and take your dumb emo picture with you
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The missing part is finally gone for me OP. im free now.
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>>36766770
>his name is actually Matt

fuk

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Why do women hate men who are virgins whilst also hating men who sleep with hookers? WHAT DO THEY WANT!?
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>>36766759
Chad

any questions
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>>36766759
They don't know what they fucking want
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Society and social media forces them to do it

Sex and physical appearance is everything

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No matter what, the knowledge that in the end it's all for naught, there is no intrinsic meaning to life and the metaphysical origin of consciousness will never be known to us, means I really can't give a shit about anything beyond my basic desires
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>>36766652
Good for you. You gave up philosophically because the rocks don't care about you.
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>>36766703
>You gave up philosophically because the rocks don't care about you.
?
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>>36766652
I was utterly nihilistic through my teen years, saw myself and the human species as a blight on the planet. Believed my only purpose is to reproduce and die.

Then I went down the rabbit hole. I now see nihilism as a symptom of a world designed to strip us of our self love and respect. To see each other as nothing more than animals. To stop caring about our future and happiness.

Humanity is being turned into mindless drones who feel nothing and will do what their told. They'll consume the cancer causing products because "Fuck it, I'll be dead some day anyway."

If you want to make the masses your slaves,strip them of their self respect, dignity, and any belief in a higher power, even if that higher power resides within themselves.

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*yawns and stretches*

Oh, good morning wagie! On your way to work? Aww, that sucks for you! Better get on the road quick before you're late for work again! You wouldn't want your boss to threaten to fire you again, now would you?

Ahhhh. Feels good to not have to rush to work right now! I'm on my way to the gym, then go buy a smoothie at a cafe where i'll snag up some qt college girls. Haha, see you later wagecuck, only 8 long hours to go! And remember: another day, another dollar.
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Ticktuck, wagecucks!
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>where i'll snag up some qt college girls

Tried to imagine a NEET attempting to court a qt college girl, thanks for the laugh OP.

>"So if you're not in college or work what do you do?"
>*smug smile* I make wagecuck threads on an anonymous imageboard
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>>36766853
If you have some source of income most females won't care. They see you as a walking wallet anyways. Don't you have a job to be at right now?

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Can you ever fully recover from the psychological damage of single motherhood?

I grew up without my father and it left me a neurotic, emotional wreck without self discipline, stoic calm or ability/desire to have male friends. My life has been a hellride of depression, anxiety and pathological procrastination.

Somehow I still managed to get a GF, but I just couldn't hide these underlying, unattrative traits and she left me when she found out how much of a beta nice guy cuck I really was.

I got my grip on reality back, started hitting the gym, reconnected with my father after many years (he's a GREAT guy), picked up my old hobbies and told her I am going to move out.

She has been manipulating me for years to not move out. Since I've told her what I think she has shown nothing but contempt and anger, telling me what an asshole I've become and this is not the son she's raised.
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>>36766419
Been raised most of my life by just my mother and I turned out nice I think.

Mothers teach you how to treat women nicer than a man can. In effect this creates a more thoughtful person.

It's not that bad.
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I was raised by a single mother, but she did the best she could and I turned out alright-my father was an abusive asshole.
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>>36766451
No woman wants to be treated nice.

Nice guy syndrome is r9k's biggest problem.

That's your penis
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This is my penis this is my cock
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Just jam your penis in
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Bambozy

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Being from Norway, surrounded by liberal normies and fucktards makes me depressed as fuck
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do what he did.
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>>36766331
It's that social welfare system, enjoy it while it lasts, the new arrivals will make sure it'll go bankrupt within a decade.
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>>36766331
>being from norway
>depressed
I'll trade you my heavily conservative and nationalist 3rd world shithole gladly

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Trying to find out how much of an alcoholic I am.
For me it is six of pic related everyday.
On weekends half a bottle of Gin or Rum for one evening.
How long will it take till my liver gives in?
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1 litre of hard liquor per 2 days.
0.5-1 litre of hard liquor per 1 day in weekends
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>>36766319
A beer or two after sauna every thursday.
0.5l of booze on occasional weekends. Alcohol's such a shit drug, I don't know why I even bother.
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2-3 Liters beer are normal

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Are you bored? Why not take some time out from you boring life and try drawing with other anons.
Now with alpha blending brush option.

Here is a room for this thread:
http://www.drawy.io/r/z17jowu0bqmky2it
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>>36766285
Why is nobody here
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PLs remember to bump thread so moar people join
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>>36766378
>implying the people on this board know how to do anything besides shit post

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Beggining of the year
>be mme
>bunch of friends and a really strong friendship with them
>happy
>was looking forward to life

Now
>i hate almost everyone from that circle
>i despise 75% of the people
>the people i used to like now are complete bitches
>sad
>fuckthis.jpg

You did this to me 4chan fuck you
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>he fell for the meme

Kek'd
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>>36766834
th-this is all a meme?
oh fuck... what have i done with my life...

>>36766251
embrace us op, we're your friends now fucko
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>>36766999
I'm sorry Anon that you fell for the meme too

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>be edgelord in secondary (high) school
>hate other student
>other student goes to oxford uni
>insults me constantly about it until we finsih school and I become a NEET
>hear 2 years later he committed suicide

Do NEETs ever stop winning
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>girl who used to bully my NEET brother until he killed himself recently committed suicide out of guilt

FUCK! It feels GOOD to be on top!
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>have no idea where the people I met during my school/college years are

?
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Not a neet but I've heard a lot of cases in the past couple where kids of my mother's friends who are the same age as me either overdosing on drugs or committing suicide, or dying in drinking and driving car crashes.

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