Any neets with gfs here? If so, how? Pls share your wisdom.
>>38284479
>has taken the red pill on employment
>STILL hasn't taken the red pill on relationships
Don't bother, Anon, it's not worth it. Women are neurotic bitches who cannot be trusted.
>>38284531
I'm not sure about that. There has to be some nice spergy women out there.
>>38284656
Well, if you ever figure out how to find that girl and romance her, be sure to let me know.
I thought that I found the spergy girl for me way back in high school. She's gone full normie now, she's one of those alt/stoner chicks, and I hate myself for letting her slip through my fingers.
>Be 10
>mom and dad accidentally left me me at home for the day
> set the microwave to 99 minutes and full power
> after 30 minutes the microwave dies
> 3 hours later dad comes home
> tell him the microwave is broken
> We had to buy a new microwave
This thread just makes me unhappy....
My household never had a microwave.
>>38285299
Mine didn't had an oven for over 4 years
pick your roommate, r9k!
>>38283344
I would take good care of little timothy.
He seems like a nice cat.
>>38283344
Don't see any downsides with hafez
>>38283344
>Timothy
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
Another great thread full of amazing high quality posts and anons being friendly to each other edition
*doxxes you*
>>38283012
2nd for hard knock
>>38283034
>Be in pub
>drunk girl sits on my knee
>*SNIFF*
>mmmm you smell nice what have you got on??
>ive got a hard on but i didnt know you could smell it
post pictures that accurately describe how you are currently feeling.
this rite now
>>38282363
Tube cat gets it.
really makes you think dont you think
ITT: most autistic shit you ever did.
>be in year 4
>used to love paper mache
>decide to make my own
>we had really old victorian toilets at school
>use paper and toilet water to make small toilet paper men
>stored them in the pipework behind the toilets
>when one went mouldy would line up all my little toilet paper men around the bowl and flush the old one away like a funeral
whats yours anons?
Anon that's good autism though. I really like that.
>>38280674
R.I.P. Moldy Toilet Paper Man
Press F to pay respects
>>38280988
f
oreng
move to japan
it's the only way you will get out of this rut in your life
>brown nipples
why would anyone want this?
>>38279712
I can think of numerous ways.
Running away doesn't solve your problems, they will simply follow you there.
That's not just a meme. Believe me, I've tried it.
How the fuck is that going to help me you moron? I am not a weeb and I don't have any marketable skills.
How far are you in the rabbit hole?
tell us why you are fucked
I'm 19 but I'll probably end up in these threads in 6 years the way things are going.
I've wasted every day since leaving school over a decade. I want to do lots of things but I can't concentrate on anything. I'm body is falling apart with aches and pains. My libido is completely gone, 100% gone. I have nothing to live for at all.
>>38276827
>16hr
>job gets cut in august
>going to Thailand for 2 weeks
>30k in debt but can probably get it paid off when demented mom dies
>I've fucked 40 girls
However
>have no friends or social life since cucking ex gf
>spent previous weekend sitting in the dark browsing r9k.
>26
The meta thread was top tier.
ENTP feels edition
http://similarminds.com/jung.html
>robot
>E type
Pick one, normie
>>38260613
Learn cognitive functions theory and get back to me nigga.
All I/E means is where you get your energy from (internally vs externally). In the case of a lot of extroverts they do get their energy from people, but thats not the case for me or a lot of other ENTPs lol. For me I just need to be distracted at all times if I'm not with people which is pretty often.
>>38260600
this image is so fucking generic
it could work with most of the people here, it does for me as an infp, or a friend of mine who's an intp
>Entire board spends all day complaining about how women don't want to be with awkward, socially inept manlets and you will never have sex.
>realize that evolutionarily speaking, if no awkward, socially inept manlets ever had sex, there wouldn't be awkward, socially inept manlets to complain about it.
My awkward ancestors had sex with similarly alone and awkward females out of desperation.
That's actually a really good point friendo
>unironically really makes you think
Knew this guy, total Hunter. Always beat up on us Gatherers. Gets all the pussy for himself.
Fucking Hunter.
Manlets BTFO yet again.
How does this make you feel?
What would you say to her if you matched and you're under 6 feet tall?
>>38289337
Lie and say I'm 6 feet tall.
>>38289337
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ROASTIE SCUM!! FUCK
>>38289337
> /r9k/
> using tinder
> wanting to match with trash like OP
Kym like anyone in this situation should
Convince me to kill myself in this thread
Pls kill ur self okay
>>38289332
kill yourself dudebro
>>38289332
Give us some info about your life.
Newfag here
>What happened to m00t?
Been lurking for about a year but I want to know more about the figure of m00t and what is his story inside 4chan. Stories, anecdotes, everything is welcome.
4chan lore thread btw.
>>38289106
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABT BETA LANKET BICURIOUS FAGGOT
Some faggot that got a fapping photo of his leaked
he looks like a fucking distorted twig
also, i'd rather suicide than hear about the lore of an unhygienic transvestite forum
Rate this girl, robots.
>>38289008
Vietnamese Filipino Mongol
die
I kid you not, that's a Filipino boy.
>>38289028
But she's a spic.
>>38289008
Will not age well/10. Wait 3-4 years and she'll morph into a goblin, you can already see the beginnings of one.
>come out of bathroom
>coworkers are all crowded around door and start snickering and checking their watches when I come out
Why wont normies just STOPPP
>no chairs in the workplace, improves productivity
>eat lunch in my car to sit and rest my sore feet
>put the heater on, get comfy and listen to the radio
>finish and go back inside to continue working
>coworkers all joke about eating in the winter cold
>"anon why are you so cold? don't you like us?"
>"he must think he's HOT STUFF ahahahahaha!!"
>"anon what's wrong why aren't you saying anything?"
>"guys anon is giving me the cold shoulder :("
>cackling normies continue even as i'm leaving
i'm going to bring a gun to work some day
and that will be a very nice day for me
>coworkers spit in my drink if I leave it unattended at my desk
>happens without fail
>if I don't lock my PC they'll get on there and start deleting my shit
>fuck up the adjustments on my chair every time I leave the building
I should've stayed homeless.
>>38288939
next time jerk off