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>emericannots are celebrating muh freedams in USA
>Meanwhile I'm lightly erdinger dunkel'd in Europe
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>>38154336
I would

this comment is original shitbot
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I want to kiss that belly
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Perfect cuddling material

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"It's impossible trying to solve problems if we are just trying to copy other people. What's the point of this? We'll never be the Crystal Gems. We are just the Crystal Temps. But we have our own way of doing things. So let's go back to that to fix this mess we made."
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>>38154318
thank u for post
pussy?
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>>38154318
This meme is fucking top notch
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>>38154318
I want to jack off to this chick but I'm on nofap

Anyone an engineer here?
What skills do you need to have to apply for a junior position with an M.Sc in a pure science?
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Come on guys. pls help me out here
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>>38154481
>Come on guys. pls help me out here
If you have a master's in physics or math it's probably fine
Worst that can happen is they say no
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>>38154253
>Son, all those fancy pieces of paper are nice, but it couldn't hurt to just walk in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job."

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If you were granted one wish what would you wish for?
I would wish for everyone that uses 4chan to die a horrifying death.
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>>38154232
:( y wud u wish that
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>>38154232
That I would be happy for the rest of my life
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>>38154232
Seems like waste of an otherwise useful wish

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So...nothing will happen in North Korea...AGAIN

Right? Right?

Because it would be totally TOO GOOD to have another Korean war and nuke the gooks into oblivion.

Noo, sirrr! You cannot have that! Not in your lifetime, no fun for you, it will all be BORING baiting tactics with no results. The little shit will probably live til old age and then his son will take over.

FUCK IT!

Why can't we have a FUCKING WAR???? WHY???

I want to see fucking blood of gooks and millions in casualties and I know many, many others do as well!
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>>38154214
Both China and South Korea don't want to get flooded with millions of starving North Korean refugees.
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>>38154254
Pusssieessssss

They can just close border and let them starve in their crater kek
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>>38154273
But that's essentially what they're doing right now, minus the crater.

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is it true the IRS starts to investigate you after long periods of being a NEET to ensure you're not evading taxes? I don't think I've filed a tax return since like 2013.
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>>38154186
Yeah man,just file taxes at your job site
also if you're under 24 and living with your parents you should be fine
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If you're a NEET and aren't on welfare or any other socialist programs, you will most definitely be getting investigated.
It's just common sense.
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>>38154228
How do they work? Do they knock at the door?

I only leave home like once a week for ten minutes at a time.

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are there any good ways to wank off that gives me a super strong orgasm that'll give my pale life some color?
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>>38154183
please someone
i need to release my seed in an satisfying way
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>>38154183
>>38154543
maybe you should try your other options, like enjoying a line of dope with weed.
you don't have to shoot up
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>>38154183
>>38154543
would also like to know
>muted because shit rules

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Lets have a thread to make others feel better about themselves. I start:
I used to sleep with my parents until the age of 13, because I was so scared of darkness. I used to eat buggers until the age of 17. Before high school I would take a bath once a week and not even that during summer vacation. I did'nt brush my teeth until I was 10. Even today I regularly sniff my fingers to smell them, I just cant help myself. I used to stick buggers under the desk and one time a girl said that aloud during the class and everyone was disguised for the rest of middle school. Your turn!
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No, I can't do this.
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>>38154141
Do it, I never told any of this stuff to anyone before, now you know
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>>38154129
>everyone was disguised for the rest of middle school
What did the disguise themselfes as?

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I unironically listen to anime openings
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>>38154072
why is that a bad thing? some of them are really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDCkIvy0_A
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as long as you don't actually watch the animes it's all good
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i make music for rose that reminds me of her and its the only music i listen to

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>forced to go to brazil by mummy
>staying with family friends
>trying to start learning japenese on duolingo
>doors slamming
>10 random loud phone nonifications per minute on other faggots phones
>3 dogs barking
>everybody here talks super fucking loud
>mosquitos and flies everywhere
>never five seconds without some stupid cunt opening their mouth

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this country is so shit I WANT OUT but i have to stay until august
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why not flee to japan?
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>>38154063
you're lucky, I'm getting sent to guanzhou china or whatever the fuck that city is called in the pasta
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>>38154102
i dont speak japanese yet
>>38154120
sorry you have to do that anon

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Why are brits such degenerates?
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Its a fucking doll
the people who did this have to be kidding me
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>>38154044
What do you expected from the most cucked nation in greater Yuropooria OP?
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Why is this illegal? I'm no pedophile but this is retarded. I'd rather a pedophile fuck a doll than an actual kid.

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How far did you get into Japanese before you gave up
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>>38154042
>being multilingual

no, no brainie
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I googled "how to learn Japanese" before giving up and learning german instead
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Reading manga without dictionary

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You guys know you'll never get a girlfriend if you don't eat pussy right?
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>sticking your tongue in a pussy that's had 30+ cocks in it before
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>>38153976
I'd rather die alone than eat a yeast rotten cum and period taco
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>implying I'll ever have the chance to fuck that up

Man I've never even kissed a girl on her normal lips, wtf dude

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lets get daydreaming, lads
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order vs chaos

oreg
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>>38153940
woops, here's the order v chaos cyoa
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not really a cyoa, but fuck it lets get rollin

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>Being a NEET's not so bad. Mother keeps me fed, and my working days are done!
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>>38153909
>Mfw all you've done is attracted up the Neets
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>he played meme-rim
>didn't stop after oblivion
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>>38153988
Meme-rim? Don't you mean guy-rim

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