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How do I lose weight?
Don't give me the usual meme advice.
>just calories in calories out bro
>just work out bro
No meme advice please.
>just work out bro like do some cardio
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Eat less
Or take hard drugs to stop you eating as much
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1. Eat a balanced diet.
2. Get exercise.
3. Get plenty of sleep.
4. Repeat 1-3 until you get results that please you.
That is literally all there is to it.
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>>36161429
This. Does not work.
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Who unfulfilled here?
>not enjoying the things I love
>do fuck all most of the day
>no ambitions, hopes or dreams
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>>36161290
thanks for the Sucy, nerd
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>>36161290
Just do something then, nothing is stopping you
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>>36161400
Have another one, dork
>>36161537
>JUST BE YOURSELF BRO
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> go to normiebook
> thinking of msging a girl
> imagining what kind of conversation we would have
> she goes online
> heartbeat goes up, hands trembling, mind goes numb
> can't do it
> she goes offline
> heartbeat goes normal
> thinking about msging her again
>daydreaming about the conversation again
> goes online
> it goes fucking fast again
> log out of shame
I-is this the only way t-to get a g-gf?
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>>36161256
STOP STUTTERING YOU IDIOT
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Technically, yes. However, normal people went through this in their early teens, not late like us. Eventually you'll send the message, embarass yourself, feel bad, then try again. After enough times you'll get used to it and maybe, just maybe, youll get a gf.
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>>36161256
>trying to get a girl randomly through kikebook
why don't you just fuck off and die?
how can you be this pathetic?
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>that one guy who never straight up admits he browses 4chan but uses memes that only channers would get IRL or on forums where it doesn't make sense otherwise
>if you get it. it's cringey as fuck
>if you don't get it, he just sounds like a retard
Tell me your stories about that guy.
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He had literal assburgers and walked on his toes all day everyday
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There's one active on a video game forum I frequent. He is literally /pol/ incarnate and even has Bateman as his avatar. He created a thread with the title, and I shit you not, of "Should all trannies be gassed?"
He's done a lot more obvious stuff and he sucks at the game. I used to think he was a troll but he also seems to play the game and suck at it, constantly making nerf threads and shit with 90% of the community telling him how retarded his views are. It's more likely he simply has no self-awareness.
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>that guy who says 'implying' IRL
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>you're trying to come out of your shell and be more confident
>friends convince you to go clubbing with them
>you're on the dance floor, had a few beers and feeling alright
>decide to start dancing, pick up a groove
>suddenly pick related grabs you from behind and starts grinding on you
>"youz gots a phat ass whiteboi, makes it clap fo' me!"
>you try to escape but his grip is too strong as he continues grinding on you
>everyone else on the dance floor starts to notice
>forms a circle around you and the bull and start cheering, multiple phones out filming you
>your friends giving you thumbs up and smiles >"See, i told you anon would love jaquandro!"
what do?
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>>36161233
Stop cuckposting*twerks in your face*
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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being seduced and gangbanged by black guys is my #1 fantasy, so just let them do what they want
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If they weren't black I'd love it
>mfw psychiatrist tells me that not having a Facebook account is definitely not normal and most likely indicative of avoidant or social anxiety traits
Apparently now lack of a social media account is an actual diagnostic tool being used by license psychiatrists to diagnose mental illness. What a fucking time to be alive mates.
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>>36161220
you need to chillax
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>>36161220
This just makes me fucking angry. I hope it's not real.
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Most people dont care about facebook anymore. They see it as a chore.
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do you like emo girls?
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>>36161177
When I was a kid, sure. As an adult, no. Everyone grows out of that shit.
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>>36161210
This is universally correct
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>everyone grows out of that shit
bad news, guys.
get out a lot more and you'll figure it out. the alternative scene is alive and well, if you've heard of rockabilly you know what i'm talking about.
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Juss be yourself brah
*spends 50 hours a week in a gym to transform himself into someone else*
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who do you transform into when you start going to the gym? someone with commitment and work ethic?
you're not transforming, you're still yourself.
>your consciousness is literally transferred into a clone body, anon
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*spends 80 hours a week playing Videogames*
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>>36161155
It's another "op doesn't know the difference between personality and physical traits" episode
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any australian robots on tonight?
unifags, wagefags and especially non-virgin fags need not apply
how you holding up?
what are you doing tonight?
i'm having a couple drinks and just chilling watching anime
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hi chief
im just shitposting on the discord and doing my homeworkediscord link here https://discord.gg/Cg2EbcK
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>>36161310
Roko stop people spamming the tags and I'll unmute everything
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>>36161310
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I SAID NO FUCKING UNIFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!
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You're not one of those freaks who eats all the food on your plate, are you anon?
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>>36161135
This is just a culture thing. In WASP households, you're supposed to clean your plate. In some Mexican households, cleaning your plate is considered rude, because it's like they didn't feed you enough.
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>>36161135
What a horrible fucking host. And then she finds a way to frame it as a male problem for good goy points. Surprised she didn't mention whites.
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>>36161135
What the fuck, is that a thing?
Pretty much everyone clears their plate here in bongland
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Do you worry about the fact if you ever have a daughter a tall, high-test black man a few years older than her will make your princess his fuck buddy?
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desu the best way to fix this is to fuck your daughter
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>>36161124
I would legit kill myself if something like that happened.
This is a whole new level of horror.
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That nigger is living the dream
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>group therapy in a few days
HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME
I DONT WANNA GO TO TALK WITH NORMIES AND GIRLS WITH ANXIETY, MY LIFE IS A SHIT CAUSE IM A KISSLESS VIRGIN AND A UGLY MANLET HELP ME LADS
I DONT WANNA GO BUT IF I DONT GO MY PARENTS WILL KICK ME OUT OF HOUSE AND I WILL BECOME A HOMELESS
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>>36161060
Go to therapy, anon.
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what's the therapy for?
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>>36161060
>a room full of insecure girls
Anon this is an opportunity
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This man makes over $300k a year making NSFW furry vidya games. How does this make you feel?
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>>36161057
It makes me feel
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im glad that someone is making furries poorer
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Does it make me a furry if I only like furry porn but despise the community beyond that?
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you are given a magic spell that changes the appearance of a person however you want (you can also use it on yourself)
HOWEVER
only you can see the change and you can only use it once
wot do?
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>>36161003
>Only you can see the change
Sounds like schizophrenia, man.
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make myself not exist
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What's the point in changing if only you could see it? Let's pretend you weren't a fucking retard and thought this question out a little more.
>HOWEVER you can't see it
I'm not sure I'd make the change because I like looking at myself in the mirror. If I couldn't see the change then I don't think I'd feel any different. Although it'd be nice to get attention for something I can't even see.
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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore.
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and what if am still not normal once am over there and they die?
blame the system and take your rage out on it, not me. am just living how the system tells me too.
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>>36160985
Avoid that at all costs.
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How's the discord going, m8?