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Ever since the /pol ruined 4chan thread there's been a influx of shit threads here, which includes pol threads. So are the mods just not doing their job or do they not care about r9k? Cause any non pol thread in pol is deleted ASAP

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Baiting/trolling people and bullying others online is strongly correlated with sadistic and sociopathic inclination. Is this news to you?

Do you bait/troll? Do you feel like you're a sadist?

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How do I stop being judgmental and racist?

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Percy Pigs edition

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>tfw your childhood friend is a Chad
>every time we go out i get to witness chicks hit on him while they copiously ignore the living shit out of me.

i can't even hate him cuz he's a good guy

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Whatever happened to that cute girlfriend you had as a kid? Why didn't you ask her out when you reached secondary school?

You did spend all your time together as kids, playing, walking each other home, etc. I mean, this girl cooked and cleaned for you, woke you up in the morning, helped you with your homework and supported you no matter what?

So what happened? You had love right in front of you and you let it slip away. Explain yourself!

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Why are girls with willies so attractive?

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hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart.
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory.
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it.
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only.
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me.
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.

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how can i stop masturbating

i wanna no fap for 2 or 3 days because i wanna measure my dick in full state but i cant because i end up masturbating to amateur pics of hotwives

thank u

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Women are fucking useless and completely irrelevant to my life. I'm not interested im dating or getting married, but cuz I was born a dude I keep getting erections, wet dreams and sexual desires although I don't want any of it.

It's so shit when our society is so hyper sexualized that you literally cant avoid getting sex shoved straight at your face. I'm tired of women. They're fucking useless.

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>I fucked your girlfriend last night
>while you snored and drooled, I fucked your love
>she called me Daddy and I called her baby when I smacked her ass
>I called her sugar when I ate her alive till daylight
>and I slept with her all over me, from forehead to ribcage
>I'd ripper her ass
>sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some brash fantasy, but no
>you were knocked out
>but we were all knocked out you know
>in a way

Wat do?

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>i watch Game of Thrones, im suuch a nerd
>i love game of thrones! tits and dragons amirite
>i love how gory it is
>this episode was boring, no one died

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sup /r9k/ what are your dreams and how close are you to attain them
>23
>khv 0 social life
>dreaming about making enough money so i can buy a peice of land deep in the woods so i can enjoy my solitude while making my own food (harvesting, raising animals, ...)
>jobless, just graduated with a msters of law

do you think 5 or 6 years would be enough to attain this dream of mine?? also post your dreams

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ITT: Post the most outrageous bans you've ever gotten

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I want to take a girl in and provide for her. In return, I expect companionship (cuddling, talking, etc) and some light housekeeping. (I'm a neat person)

I'm a software engineer that makes 100k+ a year with my own place and not interested in a serious long term relationship in the normal sense.. but I'm human and still want someone to talk to sometimes and cuddle, among other things. We can talk about things like societal issues and gender roles in the future (I know), but I'm also a man.. and as a man, I feel good providing for a girl.

>Location?
Southern California.

>Age, sex (real)?
26, male, straight. White.

>Whatchoo lookin' for?
I'm looking for a cute young girl who wants to live with me and be taken care of. You can be into whatever you want and everything you want will be provided for you. In return, you will have some things you have to do like housekeeping and cooking among other things. We can talk more about expectations later. :)

>Your ideal match be like....?
Someone open minded and nice. I prefer petite, any ethnicity. Can't be judgmental and preferably straight forward about problems instead of passive aggressive.

>Money talk: what flexibility do you have in this area?
You will have your own room for yourself and food, as well as whatever you want such as a phone. I have extremely fast internet (100 MBPS download) too.

>Contact info goes here...
[email protected] is my throwaway email. (I know )