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>Have fordyce spots on penis
>Notice them when I'm 12
>Keep trying to pop them cause I think its some kind of dick acne
>Picking at them causes a big nasty cyst by the time I'm 14
>Find out they are perfectly natural
>Cyst has been there for years now
>It grows and shrinks. Its pretty benign if I leave it alone but its ugly

Why in the fuck do they not teach you about your "unmentionables" more in school.
Fuck american education.
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You didn't have something better to do instead of mutilate your penis?
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>>39378499
Anon were you ever a teenager
I spent that entire decade mangling my junk
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Lol chicken skin dick

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I know girls have always dressed provocatively but it's at the point now where I can go outside and within 5 minutes see a 10 year olds asscheeks poking out from under her tiny shorts.
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>see a 10 year olds asscheeks poking out from under her tiny shorts.

Hot.
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Where can you see this? I uh want to be as outraged as you.
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>>39378211
It's disgusting.

Fathers let their daughters leave the house dressed like actual hookers and then women wonder why they keep getting raped.

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Describe yourself the best that you cant. Add a pic that you feel relates to yourself. And a song.
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>>39378180
Can or can't op?
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>>39378180
>Describe yourself the best that you cant
I'm going to need clarification on this OP.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
/r9k/ with extra /k/

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How do girls with big tits deal with the fact that every man they come across imagines nutting between their chest?
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>>39378065
only about 90% of men. some of them are gay
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>>39378088
Pretty much everyone appreciates nice tits.
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>>39378065
>her smile and optimism: gone
nani?

I can't be the only fembot into cooch smooching around here. Are there any others in the woodworks? What's your favorite type of girl?

>tfw no lesbot gf
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Me clam's been jammed not by fings or dils, but by tfws
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>>39378059
I like tall goth girls that I can hug and love desu
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>>39378059

>>>/lgbt/

why shit up this place. leave

what do i do if i need weed to live? I cant enjoy a hobby or doing anything or anything without weed. If i smoke even a little bit i just laugh have fun watching tv dont feel like shit but if i dont smoke i get sick to my stomach i hate everyone and everything i give up on all my hobbies NOTHING is fun for me not video games not tv nothing but on weed i feel like im normal

i cant fucking grow or afford this 200 dollar a month shit
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Get a vape that you can use to smoke weed. You'll save a lot of money.

Or just stop smoking weed for a few days/weeks. Your tolerance is so high that you have developed "Gimme dat weed, boiii" syndrome
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>>39378102
how is spending more money on a different piece saving me money lol

and im happy just smoking a little bit at the end of the day but i at least need SOMETHING
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>>39378053
If you actually have a mood disorder or some kind of stomach problem that requires you to have weed, get a medical card. Also, actually smoke "a little" instead of supporting a 200-dollar-a -month habit.
Take a t-break and smoke way less often and in smaller amounts, and a stash will last you forever. Toughen up a bit and maybe improve your health and diet and maybe your stomach will be fine. Maybe don't smoke for a while and reconsider your life. Maybe don't watch TV or play vidya and do something productive and fulfilling instead. Maybe read a book or work out or talk to a therapist or move or get a job or go to school or something. Maybe don't use escapism and confront challenges instead. Maybe see a doctor or go to a therapist or talk to your family or some shit. Maybe try to be able to be normal when you're normal instead of normal when you're high. Maybe turn off the fucking TV and giggle at something real. Maybe fix your fucking sleep cycle. Maybe smoke actual pinches of weed instead of being perma-stoned. Maybe get an income so that you can support your habit. Maybe take a t-break so you can actually pass a piss test. Maybe try not to hate everything. Maybe investigate your stomach pain. Maybe consider the possibility that you have depression. Maybe stop giving up on your hobbies. Maybe get your dopamine elsewhere.Maybe get out of bed and take a bath or eat a fucking vegetable or talk to somebody or do something uncomfortable. Maybe try to carry over the headspace from being stoned into your everyday life with necessarily needing to smoke pot. Maybe use pot as an actual medicine and don't abuse it so that it's still potent. Maybe get a better dealer or start selling weed to support your habit. Maybe even sell legal merchandise. I don't fucking know. Fix your life.

>watching The Terminator
>chemistry between Kyle and Sarah reminds me that I will likely never find love

I can't even escape this pain through media. I just want to be loved.
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>>39377978
it's even worse because literally every movie and TV series forces in a love story, since normies (women especially) want that
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if it's any consolation most normies will go through life hoping for this kind of love and then settling for a pale shade of it, because this shit doesn't exist in real life.
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>>39377978
>tfw Sarah forgets about Kyle in the second film and thinks the Chad Arnold Machine that once tried to kill her is the best father figure

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has anyone from r9k met up with other robots. how did it go?
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Went nice until she raped me in my sleep.
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>>39377914
I never have, but after seeing this thread I think I'm going to try.
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Yeah. She tried to kill me.

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>so depressed that the dopamine kick from busting a nut is the only thing preventing me from suicide
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>>39377907
if it makes you feel better, that good feeling will diminish more and more as you realize the emptiness of not only your own existence, but the existence of anything at all
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>>39377907
>so depressed that you cut during your refractory period to distract yourself and make the pain better
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>>39377907
That shit lasts one second for me. I just feel ashamed and worse afterwards, like what I did was wrong.

I'll never be with anyone anyways so it doesn't matter.

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I want to get into torrenting.
I want to help seed a large number of torrents and upload some torrents myself (and make sure they stay up).
Is there something like a guide for this? I imagine I'd need a separate server just for uploading and a better ISP data plan. What would something like that cost me?
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>>39377837
holy fuck that posture though
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You don't really need a server imo, just leave your computer on. Buying extra hardware is not really necessary unless your current computer has a ton of downtime.

I think you want to get into private torrents. Hop on demonoid.pw, they're in open registration right now and it's a good way to build ratio from nothing.
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>>39377837
Even the original phat psp could torrent lmfao it's all about what vpn and or proxy you're to be using that you want to worry about. ANd /g/ talks about private trackers sometimes.

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"This is nice, huh Anon? Makes leaving the house totally wroth it."
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heh...sure...

*quietly unsheathes a supressed 9mm handgun and aims at her head*
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but it's just some dumb jellyfish
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>>39377836
*grabs by the throat*

back the fuck off???

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Tell me who hurt you anon.

Was it a girl? A friend? Your parents. Maybe it was the whole world, or maybe it comes from somewhere else. Tell me about your pain.
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myself
I dont belong on this earth
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>>39377823
Everyone

Why would you make a child endure that?
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My parents. They thought it was completely okay to force a being into existence.

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VPN Thread

What VPN do robots use?
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Does Tor count?
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>>39377941
Does it let you post here?

Also TOR is confirmed compromised. The FBI dropped a case against a CP guy cuz they didn't want to reveal the backdoor to TOR
TOR has started censoring dailystormer
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They're all so shilltastic that I don't use any usually.

Lurk /g/ for that information.

I'd use a free one but people are allergic to telling you which would work of that because they'd sell your information anyway. What's inconsiderate about that, is you may be doing it just to keep a mobile data plan from going slow due to detection of torrenting, possibly permanently slowed down or even cancelation.

But yeah, none.

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>tfw hands fetish
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>tfw digits fetish
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>>39377774

>so close

too bad
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>tfw fetish fetish

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How do I stop jerking my big fat sexy cock?
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>>39377727
off by 50
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>>39377737
Off by 40
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>>39377737
look at >>39377737

see how it feels?

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