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>be autistic

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>36003658
Make me think

i cant sit on the toilet seat so i sit and squat: my secret shame!

>>36003620
girls dont swipe on every guy

whats the point of this?

>>36003620
it's the truth, if women ever want to feel good about themselves, they download a dating app
if guys ever want to feel like shit, they download a dating app

these apps thrive on making the experience as shit as possible and giving as much power to women as possible so guys will buy the premium service

This blew my mind. Im what i consider a plain to ugly looking girl. I was bored one day and created a dating account on MeetMe. I have an insane amount of messages.
I almost feel bad for girls who are pretty who must be drowning in dicks.

>>36003610
Also if this isn't clear, this a thread where you can shill your youtube channels.

>>36003610
>caring what other people subscribe to

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You can stop shilling yourself now eggman. Here are some of my subscriptions.

>>36003604
You want to do get some drinks and afterwards you do a line of coke and I drive you in the middle of the night to some family I hope can get you to stop ODing?

>>36003632
kek

Am I the only one who wishes this haircut was more popular

"you know, my cock would be a good friend for your pussy"
Works every time

What's fun about ball busting? In sounds painful. I know I fetish wrong because I like chastity but hate femdom and especially cuckoldry, so I'm not kink shaming. I'm simply curious what the draw is.

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>>36003687
It's always felt good for me, im not big into femdom or chastity or cucking either. its just a stand alone fetish and ive had it since i was born. as long as i can remember i liked the idea of being hit in the nuts but i was always afraid to tell a girl and even more afraid to let one hit me in the balls. But i finally found a woman to share it with in middle school and we have explored it ever since, its very intimate now and i think it has helped me move into the role of being ballbusted. but i understand it hurts alot of other men but its one of the larger fetishes out there so i dont think everyone perceives it as painful

>>36004595
>middle school ballbusting gf
Sounds cute/lewd.
Stories?

Fucking retarded idea, anon.

>>36003528
>can i have a relationship with her?

nope

>>36003528

No worries anon, you can try but I'll give you a quick run down of what will happen

>You occassionally talk to the qt
>everytime she says something you wonder whether she is into you
>After 2-3 months you decide she is
>You procrastinate asking her out for the next few months
>She gets a chad bf
>She will get railed by him every night
>You will become an even more depressed hunk of fodder than before
>But you still go there
>Just to see her like the beta you are
>She breaks up with chad bf after a couple months
>She becomes a bit distant
>She goes to some parties and gets railed by multiple normies and chads
>She becomes a lot nicer to you
>After a while you find out about her sexual adventures
>Kills you inside
>You become even more depressed
>But hey shes being nice to you now
>Maybe those one night stands were one off events
>Your feelings intensify
>You stick by her side like a good beta orbiter

Just let it go anon

are those bullshit electives you have to take?

>>36003484
It's a Psychology course. I only took it because my mom wanted me to take college courses or work and I had to pick something. I should have believed the meme and got some kind of programming language or something, but I was afraid it would be too hard and I barely have the interest to grind through this, so I probably wouldn't do well in that either.

>"Intelligence has been rising around the world. Do you think this increase in intelligence is reflected in decreases in prejudice? Why or Why not?"
>"What other childhood factors might likely be stronger predictors of prejudice in adulthood than intelligence?"
>"Do you know someone who is prejudiced? How do these results apply?"

>I have to answer this in a public forum where my classmates and teacher will see, and then respond to another person's post

e p i c

>>36003465
kek I fucked up big and chose sociology major, some of the shit they make you take you wouldn't believe family

>>36003464
You would be more normie (or at least normie looking) if you lost weight. You still look approachable anyway

You're a KHV because you wont settle for less than chad.

fuck off

>>36003464
If that's you then yeah, you have the dubious honour of being a fembot

People that say they don't exist are retarded, they're just far, far rarer than robots, and many that claim to be fembots are cyborgs at best, attention whores at worst.

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>>36003440
Yeah I have about 12 at this point.
Best thing in the world.

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>>36003440
ive always wanted a daki but I'm sure my parents would kill me
they always look so fun to cuddle or do other stuff with

I want one but I can't ever seem to find anything on the character I want aside from a probably cheapo $25 cover on ebay. I haven't done too much research into them though, so I'm assuming there are better ones just on some jap websites or something.

Because you don't let these memes stay dreams, but reality.

>>36003395
Who cares? Honestly, do you care? Just take that dick, sweetie.

>>36003395
Because you're a fucking whore with no self-respect.

They're all dead lmao
Oranges

>>36003934
thats happening in like june i think

>>36003375
Lmao, just wait until 1st July and see how suicide threads will pop up
They have discord filled with cancer and normies
Also, mods are INFP's SJW's so no suicide convincing on boards, plsnobully!

average stacy #90,245

A white girl with brown eyes is the most useless thing.

>>36003373
>>36003445
REEEEEEEEEE SHE'S A QT3.14

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white people have terrible taste in drugs

>>36003228
It's legal, readily available and employers won't discriminate against you for using it off the job

>>36003228
someone's shit at drinking then

>>36003220
i do but they're not really noteworthy

>>36003288
Post them my man

>>36003220
What is it about Wojak's eyes that are so iconic?

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>>36003193
at first I was thinking it sounds like you have a semblance of a normal life compared to my own and I'm able to cope ...then you mentioned work. that has to suck I feel your pain.

>>36003193
Get your own land and become a real independent men you little bitch

>>36003272
I'm just not sure man, if I quit my job and get all that free time would it really change me? I hate it but it's the only thing keeping me away from all the thoughts of me being socially incapable of having a single relationship, even just a platonic one. Most NEETs on here I'd say don't know this feel, they've never really tried and failed. They're afraid of failing, where as I've exhausted just about every possible option and now I'm tired of it. I think I'll just get a nice cheap place and go hermit mode, I'm only 3 years away from being a wizard.