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>>36395516
>woe is me i had a gf
fuck off normie.

>>36395516
Get off this board
Originalroni

>>36395516
Dumped or broken up with? How long was the relationship?

>>36395481
You get out of neetdom and find shit you like on your spare time.

better be independant. Don't waste two years like I did. You'll make it.

>>36395921
wow a whole two years
real cautionary tale anon

>>36396029
It was enough to damage me.

Is it a race to see who spent more years as a neet though?

>>36395450
No m8. If you can afford it, it's always more practical to let them leave with the feeling of owing you a favour. Then again, do you need that money?

>>36395450

No, but I do expect them to buy me a coke or a beer sometime in the future.

>>36395527
With most people, that's what happens.
I give rides to my friends all the time, never brought up money. But If I need someone to watch my dog over the weekend or some short of favour, I can always ask them and they always go along with it.

It erases all traces of altruism in your action, but then again, altruism never really happens.

Other examples are notes for class. I got my degree without going to any non-mandatory class, which amounted to more than half of the hours. The reason is I got along with lots of people, just greeting them and calling them by their names goes a long way. In the end I had several versions of all the notes, almost never directly asked for them.

>no gf
>turn gay
>no bf

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>>36395449
>straight

>turning gay


really makes you think

>>36395566
>alive

>turning dead

really makes you think

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>>36395402
[Degeneracy bump]

Fleshlights are overrated as fuck. I had the vampire mouth one for a while. It wasn't that much better than my hand and when you factor in the price of it and the prep and clean up involved it just wasn't worth it to me.

Cleaning that shit up is what really keeps me away from trying those things. Was pondering making one of those DIY ones to see if its worth the trouble.

>>36395400
>going to Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and normalfaggotry

I'm a rogue mage
or that dude who sells contraband like mythical beasts and shit

when i took the official test i got gryffindor so i guess i wont fight it. then again it also gave me a 4 inch brittle dick so im not sure i can trust it really.

>>36395400
Hufflepuff is the true robot class.

>>36395373
>23
>10 months single after a long relationship
>living with roomates/best friends
>can drive and have license - but no car cuz big city [Prague]
>Steady, very well paying job

Eh, could be worse.

>>36395373
>How far along are you guys?
23.

>>36395373
im 23 as well

how in the hell did you get your own place

>>36395210
Depends. Where did you cum?

>>36395210
what were you thinking about at the time? 2D or 3D?

>>36395226
In the toilet.
>>36395243
Had FF7 hentai pulled up on my phone.

Dear A
I love you
-R

>>36395174
JF
4 years. I want to forget but I can't. I still think about you daily.
You are a very special person for me.
MS

Dear C,

I'm sorry things ended the way it did. I just wish you would talk to me one last time so I could say goodbye. I still think about you all the time. I wish you the best in life.

-G

>>36395164
>deserve
>rights
you are too spooked for this discussion

>>36395164
because brain is just electric signals stimulating each other

define: full thinking and learning

Why do you want to? We're all humans and the only difference is that some have a dick and some a vagina.
Just fuck who you like as a person and don't care about gender.

>gay men and traps so friendly

kek

>>36395964
this
homos are awful fags and bullies

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The Doors - The End

>>36394984

No. They put you in a special section of hell with the other suicides and then you have to listen to losers like yourself whine about their lives for all eternity. It got even worse lately when "robots" because a thing and now you all won't shut up about normies and chads. Every once in a while you meet someone famous, some cool like Hemingway or a qt like Sylvia Plath, but then their souls are quickly swept up and then you're stuck with another loser who can't get over a crush they had in high school.

Only if there is something irredeemable about your appearance or health.

Once you do some self reflection and figure out what your values are and humble yourself, you can work on turning your life around and start loving yourself.

Don't give up or compromise your beliefs
Be the best you can be.

>>36394938
most white people are like this becasue most never were disciplined or were never taught respect. normalfags, man

t.white britbongistani

Because when it's normal for your parents to love you having your parents love you becomes synonymous with childhood and at 17 white teens want to prove how mature and adult they are.
It's not really a thing with 17 year old blacks because they're the equivalent of mid 20's whites in society's eyes, if they haven't at least a considerable amount of their friends have been arrested, had to support themselves financially, had children, etc.

Assuming you don't know (you probably do) she's clearly showing appreciation towardsher mother doing that.

You proably are also able to see know the generalization your statement is. You probably browse other boards and are fairly active online, so any comment on family and race you'd read here won't be something new to you. Why post this still?

>>36394905
Kill myself.

hrhrthrthr

>>36394905
fuuuck I m a shitskin

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>>36394905
It's just another nigga day, day, day...

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>Talking to women
>Having a woman to expose it
This fucking idiot...

>>36394958
it only happens because i'm pretty ripped but i'm also a fucking retard so in the end it doesn't matter much

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>>36395012
And he is ripped (allegedly), someone get this normal shit off my board before hes going to claim he has social anxiety and depression