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Is there any way a robot can ever get a girlfriend? I haven't even held a girls hand and I'm thinking if giving up. I need hope.
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depends. what are your physical attributes?
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Just got a tinder date. There are so many ways to fuck this up and im pretty sure the most embarrassing one will happen. But yeah, try tinder and online dating.
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>>38329305
3/10 on good days.

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Why the fuck are psychedelics illegal? I did LSD the other day and it was the best experience I've ever had.
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>>38329256
Is lsd expensive?

I'd like to try it
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>>38329433
Depends on who your dealer is. I got a tab for $20 but I have a friend who said he got a tab for $3.
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>>38329433
you can get really cheap tabs on deep web.
recently started micro dosing lsd once every four days. Seems pretty good.

Was able to get it pretty cheap since i didn't need a strong tab. got 110 micro g for like 10 euro with p&p included. tab itself was like 5 euro.

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Comfy hangout for gaming, kek, and memes. Non cancer i promise.We are have of the freshest memes!~
KEK STRONG!

discord link: DdRdbwP
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>>38329251
aryan boys make the best trad wifes and soldiers
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>>38329251
CAN CONFIRM THIS CHAT IS COMFY~
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>>38329251
>has mental illness
>redpilled
pick one

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What is your favorite coffee, Fellow Robots?
>Coffee Companies
>How you take it

My favorite coffee is
>Mexican Mocha
>24 OZ
>Double Shot
Or
>Black Coffee
Tell me yours.
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El Bumperoni
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>>38329611
whoah how is this unique?
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>>38329203
The place I work at just batch makes some shit and I drink that because im part of the working poor. So I guess:
>unknown
>unknown

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*SSSSSSSIP*
Ah, yes, delightful. I think you know what happens next-
*SLLLLLLLUUURRRRP*
You do know the rules, don't you?
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Mmm, nothing like coffee in the middle of the day.
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All done, you may now reply to my thread if you wish.
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Hello anon
Originallllllll 4567789999

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How do we make the alt-right support Islam?

>most conservative and patriarchal religion
>Muslims would vote Republican
>there's a greater chance of winning the lottery than getting killed from a terrorist attack
>terrorist attacks may kill leftists and thus can make a positive change in the world
>the rape situation, if it even exists, is a female problem and thus it is not worthy of caring about
>the rape situation is proof that the muslims are doing their job at fighting liberal feminism
>the alt-right and Islam both hate feminism

Women who get raped deserved it because they dressed like whores.

Too bad the Alt-Right is too Christian so they can't see the value of Islam.
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>>38329138
>How do we make the alt-right support Islam?
When muslims start to integrate themselves with the country's culture. Which, will never happen.
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>>38329181
>implying our liberal feminist culture is good
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> hurr dur wi ar wait reis!
> muh GLORIJUS WAIT REIS!

> fug weshtern civelezeitsen is dying!
> but...but...wait reis...
> AHMED PLS HELP.
So much for (((alt-right))).

>have you eaten your vegetables today anon? Don't you want to be heaIthy like me?
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>>38329117
you're a fat bitch for someone that eats "healthy".
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>>38329148
She's just thick stop hating fag.
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>>38329148
You can have a bit of chub and still be healthy.

We all live together in the Same House Now!

Welcome to the r9k House.
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Fucking stinks in here.
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Hello housemates! I get the attic room!
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It's really quiet in this house, it seems :(

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>be me
>fostering a kitten
>have to be bottle fed every 2 hours
>ill be gone the entire day, gets neighbor to come take care of kitten
>i get home
>kitten is dead on the floor
>whole house smells like bleach
>ask my neighbor about it
>he admitted to poisoning the kitten with bleach

Don't know what to do, should I take action and tell the police or something?? Should I let this pass???
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>>38329057
You posted a Pepe AND you greentexted?

Now that's what I call a great post!

I think we're gonna be great friends, bro!
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>>38329057
>Should I let this pass
Fuck no, animal abuse is a criminal act and you should let that fucker pay. I'm astounded you haven't shanked the motherfucker yet.
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>>38329057
Yes, call the police and get his ass thrown in jail.
Or go postal on him, beta uprising now.

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>mommy found the DMT pipe
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>la migra confiscated the bukkake burrito
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I'm doing dmt soon, tell me your experience with it, shitposter-kun
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>Nephew found the maids semen dimension closet

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>Mom says I should use Rogaine
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You should use a gun and shoot yourself
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>Mom says I should wash myself
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>Mom says I should use a condom

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What would you guys say about this person in pic related? Would you like to be with her, all you tfwnogf people mostly? What do you think about her?
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I need more pics, this one is heavily filtered with shitty social media facades.
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Not a tfwnogf faggot, but no.

She has that thousand cock stare and you can tell from her face she's a condescending cunt.

Also note the septum she has so she feels like a special little snowflake along with her dyed hair for attracting attention to herself.
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>>38328989
she's ugly, she looks like a typical roastie, is a typical roastie, and I don't know her. why would I date such filth?

I am an Alien.
Ask me anything.
I come from a distant planet.
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Are traps gay?
This is an original question.
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Timestamped pic or you're a larping faggot.
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>>38328975

Will you be my alien gf?

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Why are tall girls so hot? My tall girl fetish has become worse, I don't even find shorter girls attractive.
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>>38328971
Here's a another photo
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>>38329006
Another beauty original
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>>38328971
At what point does a girl become too tall for you anon?

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Is it likely to happen and should I be worried about Net Neutrality being rolled back?
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um your post sounds ambiguous so you may want to research what's going on a bit more...

but yes we're all doomed.
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well reddit is throwing a shitfit over it, so I can only conclude they are a bunch of faggots
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>>38328987
Is there literally nothing we can do though? Like, we're just going to get ass fucked and take it or something


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