ITT: tell me a very plausible lie
>someone gets BTFO in an argument
>I reply in the guy's place and say something like "I'm sorry for being such a dick you were right all along" to make him look like a pussy bitch
tfw you will NEVER have a qt girlfriend who loves you like this
Fuck off cunt youre just jelous no girl has ever said anything like that to you in your pathetic existence
>Do you Iove me, Anon?
Sure, why we wouldnt? Ppl these days are so afraid to show emotions to others for being viewed as weak. We should not give a f about it and start loving other ppl and show compassion and love.
>tfw going on a date with a girl a decade younger than you
man things really turned around when I hit 30
I never asked to live in a huge city
every person here is dumb arrogant trash
every girl gets influenced by these stupid ignorant foreign goons
every girl is becoming a Stacy, ugly girls become arrogant pseuds
>ywn live in a comfy, quiet village with nice people and a lovely atmosphere
i'm sorry but you are just delusional.
i live in a small town and everyone is just an ineducated prick, if you fuck up one time everyone will know and oyu'll be marked forever as outcast. it's boring, there is nothing to do, and you already know everyone.
but you live in a small city, so you can ignore these things, POTENTIALLY (if you get your ass out of your bedroom) meet new people everyday, and no one will even give a fuck about you, going around the streets and shit.
there is literally 2 benefits of living in a village:
- it's quiet
- probably you have nature around and good air to breathe
but i can assure you there are NO nice people and NO lovely atmosphere. people are just more open and friendly in huge cities, since weird people are just a natural thing for them.
>relationships never last
>love is not real
>people that stay single live longer
>women get bored easily and always leave
>women themselves are shallow and boring
>women can ruin your life and your wallet
>all women are whores
>need for sex and affection can be cured with sex dolls
>you will die alone anyways
Why are some of you losers still obsessed with women and getting a gf?
reason to keep shitposting and not deal with any issues we have
I'm not and frankly I don't get the big deal either. I do get lonely sometimes but I recently made the discovery that I'll always at least have myself, and I'm the most reliable person I know, so it helps me deal with my emotions quite a bit.
Ah, it's another typical normie sociopath thread. I love how you fuckers think that only women are entitled to love while men aren't, you think that men can just "bee themselve :) XDDDDDD!" and they instantly will have a 10000/10 stacy gf, that's not how it works you smelly nigger. You'll never know what it's like to have inferior genetics, to be under 6', or to be socially awkward. Society will realize this when women start fleeting with their open legs over to Tyrone instead of Chad because they're more subhuman and have bigger dicks. Maybe then we can put women back in their place once Chads start to realize that they're not good people and only appreciate them for their traits.
>Harvey to be costliest natural disaster in U.S. history, estimated cost of $190 billion
>"are you ready for your penis inspection sweetie? weII take your clothes off and we'll get started"
What do you do?
Why do cucks blame their small dicks on being white when the biggest penis ever measured was white?
Because whites are the only insecure fags who you go somewhere to get their peepees measured for a record book
Or maybe whites just hold the biggest penis record
Anyone else here have a uniform of their own? I made this one using some supplies I got from the dollar store last week. I am working on improving the jacket and maybe some more medals. The real ones are expensive so I'm saving up.
Does anyone have any suggestions? Show me your guys Wehrmacht
Jesus, man, are you a nazi?
Well, I wouldn't mind to have an original one but my grandfather burned it to the ashes somewhere in the forests in Czechoslovakia so he wouldn't get caught by Russians.
Do you think she'll be my gf?
>dirty clothes on the floor
>open tampon box on desk
>multiple plastic drink bottles
shes probably insufferable and if you go after her it will only strengthen your "all women are thots" mentality. dont bother
>he prefers white women
When did my fellow robots realize black women are superior
>Tomorrow is September
September 11th is my Birthday.
>be 7 years old
>be a poorfag, so I never had a party
>parents decide this year is gonna be different and they're gonna throw a birthday party for the first time in my life
>sandniggers blow up
>no-one goes to my party out of fear
>parents never threw me another party
I hate sand niggers and jews.