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Girl texted me to offer me bananas 2017-06-05 04:25:08 Post No.37506583
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Girl texted me to offer me bananas
Anonymous
2017-06-05 04:25:08
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girls of /r9k/ what the fuck does this mean?
>girl of uni class
>talk to her a couple of times
>normal class stuff
>nothing flirty
>can't flirt anyway
>texts me today
>says her maid has brought bananas
>offers me bananas
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Build the wall, Paco. But not before you translate that shit.
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I'm sorry, I don't speak tex mex.
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she wants you to offer her your banana if you know what i mean
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fffuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK fucking KEKED AGAIN BOYS.
just another roastie to add to the list of woman i fell for who dont give a fuck about me
on today, 6/4/17, i give up all hopes and dreams of ever living a happy and fufilling life. i'm making a decision to kill myself before the end of the year. i already know where im going to buy the gun and how i'm going to pay for it.
i feel bad for my parents, but ill be dead, so i dont have to deal with any of their shit, and they'll get over it anyway. everyone will. i'll just be forgotten and buried and left to rot and thats the only fucking thing im good for.
i wish i could give my life to someone who wants it. all these innocent people dying all over the world in terrorist attacks, i wish it would've been me who died, that way no one would have to deal with the pain of my suicide, but here we are, this is the path i have to walk.
i remember reading once that shooting yourself in the head isnt a quick instant death, and that in some instances your lungs just fill up with blood and you suffocate. i hope its not like that, but i have nothing to lose anymore.
maybe ill see some of you guys on the other side. you are the only people i relate to and you would hate me anyway
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Quit your bitchen, boy.
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Kek, killing yourself over a girl. Take a deep breath and realize that you're being an over-dramatic faggot. Life isn't that hard.
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Hey anon, I'd tell you not to do it, but I know I can't stop you, and it's your right to do so.
How many girls are on that list, exactly? Did you confess to any of them or just orbit?
Death by gun is pretty reliable for the most part, I doubt you'll die a horribly long and painful death.
If I was in your position, I'd make one last-ditch effort to fix my life. Try my hardest to get a gf and like myself again. But that's just me.
Godspeed, anon. I wish you a good life and a peaceful death.
We're making memes real, folks. Come shit post and hang out; we're watching Fargo.
Check the picture for link.
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I would really prefer if you'd please respond.
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do something, say something you faggots.
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Why recast Billy Berb
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Who /ready to snap/ here? 25 years old and I'm near my breaking point. I fucking hate how so many people are so damn happy. I fucking hate how they mistreat those too weak to defend themselves. I hate how I'm fucking invisible and don't exist. I've been isolated for so long and I can't live like this anymore. I have a lot of rage and I honestly hope I can only direct it towards myself.
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>>37506445
Same op. In the past, I was aggravated with society but I wanted to fit in. I just hate people anymore though. I don't want to fit in. I'm just filled with hate. I can't even stand being in the same room with people who are laughing
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>>37506445
>I fucking hate how they mistreat those too weak to defend themselves.
Then don't be weak.
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>>37506499
I can't stand it either. I don't try to look for any good in people anymore. To me everyone is a threat.
>>37506570
I've tried, and it's not just myself either. I've noticed a lot of people mistreated like that and it pisses me off. People never given a chance. They're ignored or treated horribly in passive aggressive ways. It fucks up that person's psyche.
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Im craving a burger right fucking now
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>>37506387
Same here OP, been craving for a burger
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>>37506387
>>37506960
Go get a fucking burger then
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>>37507378
I've got no money for fast food 'till the next weekend.
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From what I've observed, the majority of /r9k/ users are in our late teens to early twenties, what's gonna happen when we hit 30 and are still KHVs? A massive wave of Elliot Rodger-esque attacks?
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>>37506304
I fucking hope so.
Preferably we organize into a united-front before that though so we can properly enact our righteous punishment on the normalshits
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i'm gonna be a daddy for some young shit head trap or something degenerate like that if i can't get my shit together by then
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>>37506338
i'm 27 and khv so you guys should hurry up. dont want to an hero before the beta uprising
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I CHIMED IN
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>>37506181
WITH HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
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>>37506181
>kids these days don't know this song
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>>37506285
nigga i was in elementary school when this song came out
What is something you sincerely love about women?
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>>37506112
their qt laugh
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The smell of their hair, their gentle touch, and their soft skin.
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>>37506112
Their faces
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where are my fellow leftist comrades at?
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>>37506090
actual talent required vs. state sanctioned culture
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>>37506090
dead due to the 3rd muslim bombing this month.
Can't have state supported culture if you force a multicultural state, you just end up dead.
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>>37506619
wtf I love top 40 now
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Why are so many robots mean? As soon as I come on here and post something that is slightly different from your preferred brand of autism you tell me to get our or insult me. How is this different from the way normies treat you?
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>>37505931
Constant social rejection and self hatred
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>>37505931
Why do you want to post on our only safe space?
Normalfags can go anywhere in the world (and the internet) and feel welcome. Why here?
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>>37505931
>How is this different from the way normies treat you?
where did you get the idea that robots should be better than normies and more accepting? if youre still a nice guy after years of social isolation and rejection youre a faggot desu
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Did you know there's lesbo chads?
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I did not, but I am intrigued. What makes a lesbian chad?
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>>37505890
Pretty much what makes chad a chad
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>>37505989
What makes then different from a Stacy?
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Attention All Gay Femboy/Cuteboys
I want to pick your brain a little so can I ask some questions. When did you figure out you were gay, when did you tell your friends, what pushed you to telling them. Do you wear girls clothes, do you like it more, if your bf asked you to wear it would you?
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>>37505827
>When did you tell your friends
I could never tell them op
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1. when i started jacking off.
2. i don't tell my friends
3. no
4. yes
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I've been putting things in my butt since i was in 8th grade and then i saw frank wolf
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late 9th grade year, suddenly many more girls talk to me
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peer pressure from one girl that i knew
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sometimes, yes, maybe
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Is it morally wrong to suck cock?
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>>37505774
yes you fucking faggot
have fun in hell
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>>37505774
Yes and every faggot who has ever died of AIDS deserved it.
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>>37505808
g-d doesn't exist ;)
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Female here. When men say they want a submissive woman, what do they mean? You want us to agree with everything you want? Like if you're horny, you want us to just open up our legs and allow you to release with the help of our bodies without any consideration as to our emotional or arousal state at the time? Just curious.
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I want you to lie down and die.
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>>37505540
>Female here.
bad start. time stamp your roastie first
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>>37505540
I want a girl that won't break my balls or give me the third degree when I go somewhere.
I want a girl that doesn't act like a retard if I talk to other girls
That's it really.
The sex shit is whatever I can sex elsewhere but if I'm going to spend the rest of my life with a girl I just want her to leave me alone for most of it.
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Womyn Hate Thread
Let's try not to give normies/womyn any (You)s
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not exactly women hate, but I don't like when women wear this
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>>37505707
Why not?
Are you gay?
Oreg
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>>37505529
Good, stay in your containment thread.