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You have died.
A mysterious offers you another chance at life. But you must choose your race and sex. You may also choose your place of birth. But you will not be in control of the social status of the family you will be born into.
There is no catch here. The choice is yours. How do you plan to do well?
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White male in United States
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>>35531418
do i get to keep my memories? and am i born today or at some other time?
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>>35531533
/thread
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Is this some psyops shit? I wanted to enjoy this game but why did Nintendo have to take one of their only strong male figures and turn him into a femboy?
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>>35531115
They didn't, he's fucking alpha in this game.
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Link was always a femboy anon
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>>35531184
They literally made him a fagboy
"immodest outfit" he is being treated like a fucking woman or child not a man
I fully support this though I can't wait until we have our first AAA game with a fag protagonist
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>Here lies Anon; He...
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Has accomplished jack shit
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>>35531060
Was a virgin.
He was one of us.
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was an autistic sperglord and a pedophile the end
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>meet a girl here on /r9k/
>literally perfect for me
>never loved anyone as much as i love this girl
>time passes
>too scared of everything (have trouble doing simple things like going to a bank or what have you) to go visit her
>realize too late that she is unhappy because im an idiot and she had to tell me
>lose her what seems like its going to be for good
>trying to get my shit together to maybe have even the slightest hope of fixing things
>too depressed to even get out of bed some days but still trying anyway
send help pleasei love you so much courtney
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>>35531010
Sorry you'll Never have her back op. That's just the way life is. Easy come easy go. Best go gay. Become a bottom.
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>>35531010
Jesus Christ girls are fucking memes and they have no ability to step outside themselves and think what someone else is going through. You two liked eachother and you obviously had some issues so instead of working through it and being patient she made it all about herself and her happiness. Their entire gender is awful.
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You have a chance and you're ruining it, while others like myself will never get a chance.
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>tfw I have an appointment with a prostitute for Sunday and I haven't even started to practice
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>>35530977
>tfw prostitute found my virginity
Fuck I'll never get it back what do I do brks
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>>35530977
It's all fine as long as you remember to cry and tell her you love her.
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>>35531105
Also, bring handcuffs and chains so she doesnt escape
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Post ITT and ill tell you something about your love future fate destiny sheeeit.
Short thread because now im a stressed wageslave lmao lmao fucking kill me oh god why have you forsaken me.
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lTT
orlginal
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>>35530599
What can you tell me OP?
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>>35530599
Hmmm im at a crossroads right now. So what does the future hold?
Does this make you a 4chan teller?
Superman video. I was in the back.
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...uh like off set?
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>>35530492
These chick don't even know the name of my band
I actually used to love this song when I was like 11.
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>>35530492
I have autism and I'm 5'10
That "kid" thread
>that kid who used to come over to your house and him & his entire family smelled like shit
>that kid who would dance for a dime
>that kid with the nasty wart on his face
>that kid who killed himself on the bus
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>that kid who killed himself on the bus
wish i had thought of that
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>that kid who tried to cut his own throat with a pair of scissors right in front of everyone in the cafeteria
>that 280lb autistic kid who ran out of his house with a huge sword and started fucking a tree up
saw that on my bus ride home
i always wonder how special needs kids turn out after high school
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>>35530300
>Those brothers who still wore diapers in 6th grade and smelled so badly of shit you had to stand at least 10 feet away from them or you would start to gag
>Those Mexicans who would duke it out in the lunch room every day
>That kid who hopped the fence at recess and ran for it
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Get the FUCK in here hairlets. How's everyone holding up?
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DON'T IGNORE ME YOU HAIR HAVING BASTARDS
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>>35530208
Not well OP. My hairloss has been getting to me lately. I ho through cycles of semi-acceptance and utter hopelessness.
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I want to get on minox but i dont want to deal with 4-6 months of noticeable shedding before results kick in. Yet by now my hair is thinning on top at 21 and if I wait any longer I might not maximize minox to its fullest.
What do? I refuse to chemically castrate myself or increase my chances of deadly prostate cancer with that jew drug finasteride.
>be 6'3.5
>fairly well built
>have 7.5/10 face
>Be khv
Then after literally 2 months of working my way out of this distorted reddit tier worldview that you all share i started getting women regularly.
obviously face and body are important but they dont mean shit if you behave like an elliott roger impersonator
TL;DR memes aside sociability and personality is more important to most women than looks
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>>35530060
>tfw 5'10 without shoes on
>clinically obese
>3/10 pimply face
>autism
>herpes
I'm a real catch!
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>>35530060
how did you do it? originally
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>>35530060
>be tall and handsome
>don't try at all
>start trying
>wow guys women don't care about looks at all
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how do i find a robot gf to do lewd stuff withlike hold hands
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hello please respond im so lonely
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faggot, kill yourself
oh look at that, muted for 2 seconds
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>>35531935
jokes on you
thanks for the free bump
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Who here /introducingtheirfamilyto4chan/?
I decided I needed to show my family what I spend most of my time doing, so I gathered them all in the living room telling them I wanted to show them something. I told them it was the website I have been spending a lot of my time on for past few years.
"It's called 4chan.org"
My brother piped up saying "Isn't that a gore website?" I laughed and told him no, saying it's an adult oriented image board for many types of people with many different hobbies, and that the random board, /b/, was the board he was thinking of, as that is the board that the site gets a lot of its reputation from.
I went on to show them all of the different boards and said that there should be a board that everyone should find interest in. When I got to /r9k/, I told them that it is the board that I frequent the most, and that's it's mainly for introverted people like me.
After finishing with the boards, I went on to teach them 4chan lingo and memes, such as 4chan's definition of "autism," "mfw," "tfw," "normies," "REEE," Pepe, Wojak, etc.
I also told them to go read some articles about 4chan on Wikipedia, KnowYourMeme, and maybe EncyclopediaDramatica to learn a little more about 4chan history and culture.
Finally, after teaching them the basics, I sent them off telling them to read up and to give some boards a browse whenever they have time to see what they think.
I feel it went generally well, and hope to see the results of efforts soon. Has anybody else done anything like this?
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>>35530004
What the good fuck is wrong with you
This is just autistic enough for me to believe you actually did this
Good christ
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My parents think 4chan is for l33t hackers and think I'm in anonymous when I browse this board, I opened a matrix CMD script the other day and they almost called the police because they thought I was hacking the government.
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>>35530004
You're mental mate
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My cat just died. He was like a bro to me. He followed me around like a dog, he loved when I rub his belly, and would sit down to watch movies with me. I'm fucking destroyed, I buried him, and I've never feel this emptiness before. You'll probably call me a faggot, but that cat, I loved him so much
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Just get another one. Get a kitten from the shleter, get the biggest one out of the litter.
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>>35529999
Grief is the price we pay for love. He had a good life by the sounds of it.
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I am truly sorry for your lost, remember that Life its impermanent
>tfw your oneitis lives in mexico
>tfw you fear for her safety
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>>35529950
Hey mang no need to worry I'll take care of her, just give me her details and I'll head right over to protect her for you hermano
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>tfw your oneitus would probably fuck you if you moved near them
>they live in fucking California- the most despicable normie den in the entire world
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>>35530023
you live in mexico? can you tell me what this means?
Que pedo contigo
En que mundo vives amigo?
Ya adios neta
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Autistic things you did that you didn't realize were autistic
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>I rode in the shopping cart while mommy pushed me up until I was 16
I stopped when we ran into a kid from my class in the store and he took a picture and showed it to everyone.
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I used to speed run games
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>>35529932
lmao anon, that'll haunt you until death my friend.
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>>35529932
ahahahahah this was the laugh of the day