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>just changed my name to Rex Danger
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>>35418123
What's rex short for?
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>>35418189
Not OP but it's not short for anything, it means "King" in latin
Good name OP. I'm sure you'll be respected from now on
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>go to psychologist
>ask random questions
>do you have any friends?
>no
>ok i cant continue if you lie
>dont say anything isnt worth answering
>okay so anon are you virgin?
>yes
>see anon drop the lies now i cant help you if you are lying
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she probably wants to fuck you
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>>35418116
This didn't happen, you're a transparent liar.
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>>35418116
Male or female psychologist OP?
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Women of /r9k/, how do you feel about the fact that you literally have a hole on your body for men to fuck? It serves no other purpose, whatsoever, it's literally there just for men to use to pleasure themselves
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You also can fuck their feet
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>>35418109
>It serves no other purpose, whatsoever, it's literally there just for men to use to pleasure themselves
Yeah man, fuck reproduction n shit
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>>35418109
>it's literally there just for men to use to pleasure themselves
I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to feel it too, and I heard it can be embarrassing for you if I don't feel anything when your penis is inside there?
If this is just an "imageboard where there are no exact reposts", then why does it have to be all sad pathetic autistic faggotry bullshit?
Why can't we just make an original imageboard of positive ideas promoting proactive thought? This doesn't mean we have to stop being robots or looking at grills with dicks, but surely writing/looking at mopey sadcunts all day isn't helping any of us. Right?
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>>35418105
What's up man, how was your day today?
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Good luck trying to change the culture
You're not the first and will not be the last
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>>35418105
Be the change you wanna see
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ITT Stories of people you know who are more of a robot than you
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>be me, 26 year old wagecuck
>In charge of international sales in 2nd world country because no one else here knows English
>get new subordinate because company is shitty so people keep leaving
>he's pretty quiet and keeps to himself
>any time I try to start a conversation with him, it ends with him mumbling or not saying anything
>everytime I try to teach him how to do his job, he forgets the next day what he learned
>sometimes he forgets on the same day
>he has 0 communication skills and I keep telling him to remind me when he completes a task otherwise I can't move on to the next step
>I LITERALLY have to remind him to inform me if he's done something EVERY TIME
>he cannot take the initiative on anything
>lacks even basic math skills to the point he doesn't know how many grams are in a kilogram
>constantly listens in on other people's convos when it has nothing to do with him
>always has a deadpan look on his face
>he gives up before trying every day
I swear to god I'm going to rip this fucker a new one, because he's impairing my job so hard. And before you call me a normie, I don't really communicate with anyone else at my job other than to do my job. I have no friends here, but am on okay relations with everyone. I keep to myself and occasionally browse 4chan at work.
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> had to discipline 2 different staff for telling customers about their sex fanfics
> caught one on the store computer streaming gay porn with the heads of the brothers from Supernatural photoshopped on
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>>35418126
> caught one on the store computer streaming gay porn with the heads of the brothers from Supernatural photoshopped on
what the shit
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>lacks basic math skills
Fuck, that sounds like me. What does your company do?
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ITT: we come up with ways to identify normies in threads
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>>35418062
>redditors that use "ITT" and "normies"
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>>35418062
>he posts images of tweets
twitters UI is pure fucking mess and only normies understand it, some of those humorous images from twitter are acceptable but not all of them.pic related is acceptable twitter image
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>>35418062
>he uses reddit spacing
like
fucking
this
Guys,
I come to you
and it's like a plea
I don't feel right
right now
I am scared, I feel some kind of extreme anger
Please just talk to me
This isn't fair
What causes this
Who here ever felt like this? It feels weird
My chest is tight
Girl issues, stress from studies, etc
I would just like to talk right now
Change my mind, guys
You're like family to me and this is the only place I feel safe
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>>35418050
Youre just really stressed man. Happens to me after a few weeks of shitty work and home life. Have a beer or something to ease your mind.
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>>35418050
just take a deep breath anon, you're going to be okay.
need to get anything else off your chest?
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>>35418113
There's a lot of things
I don't wanna talk about the girl now because words can't express how I'm on the verge
I am listening to >>35418113
and I am gonna breathe
fuck I am all over the place
I wish i had a beer but I got to be careful
I dont have with me
Girls are fucked up
School is fucked up
Just when shit was going well for me after years of shit
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>I have a gf but I'm still a virgin
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>>35417977
How long have you been dating her? Is religion a factor? Do you do other physical things with her?
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>>35417977
Have you tried having sex with her?
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What's wrong with that exactly?
How do I cure my aspergers? I want to act normal? Is there a book that will teach me social skills?
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>>35417894
Drink the warm blood of a wild rabbit in town square
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>>35417894
Nope, no book. Just gotta practice and find out what not to say.
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>>35418514
>just b yourself
thanks chad.
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Hitomi Tanaka making a smoochy face to a figurine of Will Smith.
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How isn't she dead from AIDS?
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>>35417841
Adult actresses and professional sex workers are a lot cleaner than the average woman because they can afford to play it safe.
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>>35417825
Look how creeper out the fresh prince looks. Hang in there buddy.
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What keeps you coming back here?
>I don't have anyone else
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Being at work and sleep deprived so this is the only thing that keeps me awake. 99 percent of the time if I'm on this site I'm working. I feel bad for people who browse here everyday.
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I need something to do during the commercials.
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Boredom and the desire to continue being redpilled on women and society.
Sometimes it's therapeutic to come on here, other times it just worsens my problems.
Sometimes I'll come on here in search of answers, other times I'll come here to help solve a problem.
But the main thing is I'm stuck in a fucking rut my mans desu senpai
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Should I tell my psychologist about my mass murderous racing thoughts
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>>35417783
No whatever you do do not do this. They are legally obligated to document it and alert authorities if they here something about having even the vaguest plan to hurt yourself and especially others.
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OP remember at all times if you open up to a psychologist about stuff that might classify you as a threat, law enforcement may get involved.
That being said it shouldn't make you paranoid you just need to be open about it in the right way.
That being said, what sort of thoughts do you have? Like i switch from pre-meditated acts in fantasy or spontaneous psychotic thoughts like "what would happen if i just started punching the shit out of that baby in front of me?"
Both of these scare me despite only being thoughts but i like to vent here since it's cheaper than a psychologist.
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>>35417812
o-ok
I hope the pills stop me from thinking about running over people with my car
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name my folder
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madmanmike420
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Willy nelson and other old hippies high.
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Whenever I find out a girl I'm getting to know has/had a dildo I lose all interest.
Am I a bad person?
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>>35417647
It just means you are ridiculously insecure.
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>>35417684
I don't feel insecure about sexually satisfying a potential partner; I just perceive dildos as being degenerate. I lift my eyebrows and go 'yikes' before moving on.
I made this thread because a girl who I was getting close to got angry at me when I caved and told her why I suddenly started distancing myself from her. I'm not sure if it makes me a person.
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>>35417838
makes me a bad* person
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>walk into store
>highway to hell starts playing in my head
>walk over to the nearest check out kiosk
>as the cashier is busy grab a lollipop
>unwrap it and start to furiously lick it all over
>wrap it back up again
>run out like the dickens
it'll be like i made out with somebody
share your /mischief/, anons
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>>35417617
>have friend on Snapchat
>he's celebrating his birthday with our old friend group
>I'm at home drinking by myself on an empty stomach with no friends or family
Fuck
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>>35417617
>a few minutes before curved STEM exam
>anonymously pass out incorrect information
>see people walking into room holding the paper
>the next class EVERYBODY is pissed off
I might get caught if the professor really looks into it.
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>>35417617
>start job as EMT, way back when
>one guy is just ritualistically a passive aggressive asshole to me for no reason
>develop a hatred of him
>after some overtime one night late, find his boots by the ambulance
>pee in both boots just a little bit
Take that you son of a bitch. Marinate your feet in my piss.
He and I actually get along alright now, but I regret NOTHING.