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Why not date a girl with Aspergers?
>bad facial recognition so won't care if your ugly
>thinks more like a guy than any other kind of girl
>will become attached to you while shunning everyone else
>acts very young and looks very young
>you have something cute to protect
Seems like the perfect solution bros
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>>39362933
Oh, seems like a great idea Anon.
So, where do I find one ?
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>>39362933
>implying autists don't care about looks
>implying she won't spend her Pretty Princess Points working you like a slave at every opportunity
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I am not even sure if it would be pleasant to be with a girl that has Aspergers. Have you ever dated one at all?

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Ok, guys, if you could take a break from your hard work responding to clickbait/slide threads: we need to talk about the vaginal jew.
Some anon -unironically- posted pic related in a thread complaining about black migrants demanding housing in the city centre of Rome, Italy.
>literally a white knight pandering to a woman
The irony is that white men pandering to white women is how they cucked themselves into letting migrants come in. The women dont care. As soon as that knight gets killed by a black man the white woman will jump on the black guys cock and yell that it's racist to call her child a mixed blood.

Women are responsible for:
>socialism so white men cant afford to have kids
>leftist pro-migration: to get Tyrone into the country
>welfare for when Tyrone leaves her a single mother
>child support/alimony so she can divorce her white husband and fuck Tyrone in YOUR house
Are we detecting a pattern? When will red pill white men on /pol/ stop pandering to women and say no.
You do realise that feminism is just 1 massive shittest for all men right? Women will be much happier if we say no!

>inb4 you're a shill/virgin/faggot trying to divide white men and women
I guess you just destroyed all my valid arguments. Well played.
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You spend entirely too much time mingling with ignorant shitapes and drinking their delusional koolaid. You know that, right?
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>>39362989
t. shitape
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>>39362931
It's very convenient to blame these complex outcomes solely on women, but it's only half correct at best.

The rise of socialism has mostly been possible because of women's suffrage, this is true. But only because women's suffrage atomised the voting power of the family and distributed it to the individual.

Ideally women's suffrage could be retained of only married women elected as leaders of a household could vote. Likewise for men.
During the sole franchise of men, this was achieved without intent.

Without policy being shaped by family concerns, socialist tendency was a natural inevitably.

I suggest you think about this in more detail than merely pointing blame solely at women.

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THIS BOARD HAS BEEN CONQUERED BY THE CHAD AND STACY ARMY.

IF YOU ROLL ANYTHING LESS THAN TRIPS, YOU REMAIN A VIRGIN FOREVER

ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT US!
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>>39362930
fuck you chad youre a nigger
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GOD SAVE ME

ASCENSIONNNNN TO NORMIEHOOOOODDD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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you think you're so cool chad, but i'll show you! take this! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

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Have you ever been called """""""""""""Cute"""""""""""", Robot?
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>>39362827
> Be 21, in college
> Be friends with this girl
> Do a presentation for class
> When I come sit back down girl is just gushing over how "adorable" I was while presenting
> She calls me cute almost regularly
> Delivers other compliments to me regularly
> Tfw she has a bf and feels the need to remind me constantly
> I've never even shown any attraction to her

Maybe she'll be single again one day lads
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>>39362827
yep just 10 minutes ago
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>>39362827
Once by my friend's younger sister and her friend.

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Just got told in an interview I wasn't getting the job because I talked too much, damn as if I was already depressed and disappointed enough. I mean the guy literally said

>"At no point during this interview did you stop yourself, I had to cut you off each time and as someone who majored in Communication I'd expect better from you."

I suppose he has a poinjt in a way, but how do I learn not to talk so much? I have some kind of problem, like I dominate conversations and can't stop myself, it's almost like some kind of speech disorder. Does such a thing exist? My whole life people tell me I talk too much, or I talk too loudly. I even majored in Communications because I talk so much, but it's like I can't physically control how fast/how much I'm talking.

If someone ask me a question and I try to explain it, instead of being precise and short about it I tend to go on and on until someone stops me. I'm guessing this is why I've had so much trouble getting job, and possibly a girlfriend. I wonder if I should just take up selective mutism or something, I just don't know anymore. Should I go spend a lot of money on a speech pathologist, is there some kind of self-help book for people with my problem? It's like I just want to keep talking and talking about nothing without stopping, could be that maybe it's because I'm lonely and just want to hear my own voice. I could self-diagnose myself, but it probably wouldn't be accurate.
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>>39362722
Autism Speaks.
Unironically.
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>>39362722
When you practice talking, time yourself.
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I'm a complete opposite, not talking much.
except for that I'm a loner too.
desu I fucking hate people who just start talking and never stop
fix ur shit op, you have no idea how annoying it is

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How do i stop having anxiety attacks at the gym. Everytime I have to talk to someone my self esteem goes back to 0 and I cant even bench press the bar without weights...
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>>39362419
kys, it works each time
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>>39362419
Build a home gym
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>>39362419
get stronger, if you cant bench the bar because nervous youre a fucking weakling

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This board is assaulted by """fembots""" and faggots. Let's make it better for everyone. Share filters and if you're not using at least pic related filters... What are you waiting for?
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How do I use filters?
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Don't bother to filter posts. I just use the "shift+click every shit thread in the catalog" method.
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>>39362422
>tripfag
>doesn't know how to use filters
Never post again.

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can a fembot please wish me happy birthday through an audio? it's my birthday today and i have no one to celebrate with.
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Neither female nor audio, but still, happy birthday to you, anon.
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s13DB203EZ4k
have a good one!
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>>39362405
kek
inb4 actually original

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>rampant capitalism enables rich jewish fuck to exploit people for monetary gain
"GREEDY FUCKING KIKES ARE PARASITES RUINING THE WORLD!!!!"
>rampant capitalism enables rich white fuck to exploit people for monetary gain
"STOP EXPECTING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE TO PAY FOR YOUR LAZY ASS COMMIE NIGGER"

How do /pol/tards expect me to take them seriously when they pull shit like this all the time? What gives?
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>>39362287
"Da jews!" is the biggest and laziest scapegoat excuse of the modern times.

Just as with all things that these /pol/ types complain about, there is a rigid double standard involved.
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Don't expect ideological consistency. People are massive hypocrites and doublethinkers.
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>>39362287
Not defending /pol/ but I think they would say they wouldn't have rampant capitalism, but some form of economy where the government has strict oversight of private industry, and no foreign (i.e Jewish) industry would be allowed. You're probably referencing industrial America, which is just as Jewish as Israel.

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Hey anon, why are you still refreshing a board which only throws up bad threads and baiting normalfags? Don't you long to connect with you fellow robots, and perhaps even express yourself through a comfy game of pure refined autismblocks? If that sounds good to you, please consider joining us!

IP: NEETparadise.sytes.net:25564

You'll get
>tiny r9k-archetype userbase
>no femdom/trap attentionwhoring
>tons of unexplored terrain
>convenience adding plugins, such as /sethome, griefprevention and chestlocking

Remember to always have fun, anon!
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>>39362262
Don't forget Randomwarp has been added to aid new players in finding a new spot
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>>39362262
finna bump this thread
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i would love to but ever since mojang made it so that you need a mojang account to play online, ive never been able to play...

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what's the best and strongest form of escapism /r9k/? i need something that makes me completly forget that my life is shit and that i will never have a gf and live a happy life

videosgames? maybe some sort of MMO? anime? movies/tv series? drugs? collecting plastic crap? books? comics? i need something to be obsessive about that makes forget all the other shit
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>>39362203
Gaming works. Also got a VR headset which is great and sometimes therapeutic though there's not much content for it. Whatever keeps your mind occupied and focused on anything that's not reality will work for you. Just depends on your tastes.
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Vidya, drugs will wear off and when they do coming back to terms with reality is harder than if you never took them.
Find something that you'll never be done with, like philosofy or psychology or trading shitcoins or vidya or series or anime.
The above work for me.
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>>39362203
Sleep my dear anon, sleep.

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>"Oh, sorry, Anon, you're not invited to Brad's party..."
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>>39362188
(while having not shaved in weeks and wearing only boxers) *ding dong!*
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>"You don't understand her pain anon, you never had a girlfriend, you never had a chance to go to a college course in high school, it's not like you've even had a job either"
-My Father, 2 months to therapy after I tried to commit suicide while my sister was going through a stint with her boy friend.
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>"Anon, you're NOT funny"

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>women are twice as likely to be depressed
>r9k is full of men

Is this Jewish propaganda?
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>"Oh no the party ended early and I wasn't able to get that guys number...god I'm so depressed XD"
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>>39361966
Women have exaggerated emotions about everything. Sounds about right.
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Women are more likely to tell someone in the real world.
Men either take it on the chin or shitpost online

So I went out for a coffee with a fembot the other day (I live in Midwest and there aren't many here) and she had a sleeve tattoo.

She was really nice but what should I do? Should I keep seeing her? Tattoos are a red flag right?
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Tattoos mean she puts out on the first date. You dun goofed.
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Not all tattoos are red flags, only stupid/meaningless/cringy tattoos are.
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>>39361913
Guarantee that girl looks TERRIBLE without make up.

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Anyone here ever done DMT? It's really romanticized by everyone and I want an honest opinion.
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>>39361686

Yeah, I have.

It's extremely romanticized, but it is also extremely powerful. I can't think of any other substance that can go from 0 to 100 as fast as DMT - on my first time, I really did feel like reality was shattering and that my life was ending. After the trip begins to wind down, you return to baseline extremely fast, and are surprisingly sober considering what just happened to you.

I believe that this is primarily the reason that DMT has the reputation that it does - you're extremely clear-headed afterward and can immediately start rationalizing what happened to you, versus other psychedelics that have a long and confusing come-up/come-down.
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>>39362390
This. Even during the trip your conscious mind stays relatively "clear" until it fades almost entirely.
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>>39362390
I think you have a pretty good way of describing things. describe your trip for us bois who've only done shroomz and LSD and are kinda scared to try dmt

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