[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11152. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: flat,800x800,075,t.jpg (31KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
flat,800x800,075,t.jpg
31KB, 800x800px
Pick any three boards to represent your dream gf.

>tfw no /lit/ /c/ /fa/ gf
102 posts and 24 images submitted.
>>
/mlp/, /hm/, /pol/
>>
/r9k/ /ic/ and /v/
>>
>tfw no /h/ /c/ /a/ gf

File: wew.png (239KB, 540x511px) Image search: [Google]
wew.png
239KB, 540x511px
Sooo, I might fuck a tranny. What do?
7 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: 4chanpomoct.png (634KB, 1280x1600px) Image search: [Google]
4chanpomoct.png
634KB, 1280x1600px
>>34138518
go for it anon, and post results
>>
>>34138518
Trap or tranny?
The latter is much more dangerous.
>>
>>34138518
Get HIV, of course.

File: 1469622576194735973.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
1469622576194735973.jpg
7KB, 225x225px
>tfw no bf to have sex with and listen to nightcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp6Rw0Onc9Y

just kill me
8 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
you're underage
I know you have to deny it. Just know that it's more easy to recognize than you think.
>>
>>34138504
This is like the fifth time you posted this shit.
>>
File: wojak.jpg (29KB, 720x460px) Image search: [Google]
wojak.jpg
29KB, 720x460px
>>34138528
What, no. I'm 27 years old, and depressed, and I'm a real robot. You have no idea my feels.

File: 1473698753972.jpg (197KB, 769x754px) Image search: [Google]
1473698753972.jpg
197KB, 769x754px
I really miss this girl that used to sit with me at the library, we used to talk, she was really nice company during those times. I kinda miss her. I should have asked her out actually, but it's too late now.

I wish i could go back in time and tell myself to man the fuck up.
13 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>34138501
Please reply.

It means a lot to me.
>>
File: 1476020123285.jpg (29KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1476020123285.jpg
29KB, 640x640px
>>34138501
that's a fucking cute cat desu
>>
What do you want us to do now? This is a journal entry.

File: NO_FILE_GIVEN (0B, 0x0pxpx)
NO_FILE_GIVEN
0B, 0x0pxpx
It's expected dress at a frat party, friendo. You don't go to a business meeting in shorts and flipflops, you don't go the beach wearing a suit ,and you don't go to a frat party dressed like you're going to class.
As a girl, you go to frat parties in skimpy clothing.
As a guy, you go to frat parties in clothes that show off msucles or money or whatever. It's just peacocking. And most people go to frat parties to drink and get turnt and be silly with friends and then you go home.
If you're looking for something to say to "make her feel bad", you should just break up. You want someone who won't go to frat parties )even though she's in a sorority lol), and she needs someone who lets her have some autonomy and trusts her to not cheat.
source: was in a frat for 5 years while i got my bachelors and masters.
30 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>34138575
Well you made me feel better to a point. I guess it's something I have to get over.
>>
>>34138499
Ask her, hay bby last night when you were out enjoying yourself in the slut attire, did you by any chance get

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
?

enjoy your "good girl" anon
>>
>>34138612
I took the OP to be almost bait. Anon, you have some serious relationship issues that you need to consider, that I touched on in my earlier post.
"What to tell her to make her feel bad". That's a really shitty thing to do anon. Put yourself in someone elses shoes, and picture them saying "what I can say to make them feel shitty" for doing something that you felt was fairly innocuous.
You're being way overprotective, and desu you sound jealous/controlling.
Many sororities have relationships with fraternities. Oftentimes they'll cosponsor a party, or the frat will have a mixer with the sorority, in order to match up the singles in each respective group. Guaranteed your gf has to aprticipate in these activites, even if she doesn't want to. And these aren't meant to get the people in relationships to cheat. I have had plenty of friends that went through college, joined the greek system, and still were in committed relationships.
Tbh, if you go to far off the deep end here, your gf will realize that you're being a possesive pos, and she will break up/go find solace on someone elses dick just because you show that you don't trust her.

File: 45eUZOL.png (478KB, 800x1076px) Image search: [Google]
45eUZOL.png
478KB, 800x1076px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hMSsSfz52M

BRAAAAAP
6 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>34138382
This is so dumb

Why do i exist
>>
File: 7GZRcb4.jpg (24KB, 487x423px) Image search: [Google]
7GZRcb4.jpg
24KB, 487x423px
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
THIS HAS TO BE A FEMALE (MALE) PRETENDING TO BE A FEMALE DOING THIS SHIT.

THE FACT THAT SOMEONE MADE THIS JUST NOW IS MAKING ME IRRATIONALY ANGRY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>34138382
That should not have been as funny as it is.

File: E2fcYsk.jpg (27KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]
E2fcYsk.jpg
27KB, 500x333px
When did you start calling your dad "sir"?
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
when did you start calling your dad "daddy"?
>>
>>34138375
What do you think I am? A cuck?

I don't call anybody sir.
>>
>>34138427
Not OP but I have heard Chads call their dad "sir" all the time.

I think OP might be on to something

File: f61.png (73KB, 656x627px) Image search: [Google]
f61.png
73KB, 656x627px
Does the SJW bogeyman actually exist? Serious question, I'm not sure if they're a /pol/ meme or I am just surrounded by the opposite so I'm not aware of their existence. (Where I live plenty of normies say shit like 'triggered' and other such shit).
66 posts and 12 images submitted.
>>
>>34138373

SJWs don't exist except in the media where they are all plants by certain companies or news broadcast stations to spread agendas.
>>
>>34138373
what the heck
origni commini
>>
>>34138373
They are definitely real. They just get shat on a lot on the internet, after gamergate and all the anti-feminist stuff.

Go to any college in the western world and you will find them.

File: 2017-01-14_105637.jpg (111KB, 1023x477px) Image search: [Google]
2017-01-14_105637.jpg
111KB, 1023x477px
https://www.yahoo.com/news/miracle-hudson-legacy-70-000-slain-birds-122453379.html

Anyone else think normies are all sociopaths with no sense of empathy for anything or anyone except themselves?
8 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>34138321
No. You are just overly emotional and overly empathetic.
>>
>>34138462
t. norman

I don't have any empathy for the likes of you. I hope you all die and burn in a pit of fire for eternity
>>
File: 1477831229142.png (225KB, 287x511px) Image search: [Google]
1477831229142.png
225KB, 287x511px
>>34138577
How convenient, I hold no empathy towards you either. Maybe we can both burn in a pit of fire.

File: 2443.png (152KB, 340x338px) Image search: [Google]
2443.png
152KB, 340x338px
How many babies do you want?
20 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Just 1 at a time
>>
File: 1479663204348.jpg (42KB, 948x669px) Image search: [Google]
1479663204348.jpg
42KB, 948x669px
12 so i can start my own militia
but i doubt any woman would want to breed with me
>>
>>34138314
You have posted the smiling babby of good fortune.
Luck and all good things will come to you, but only if you reply "shine on, smiling babby" whenever you see him.

File: Bernie manlet n.jpg (147KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]
Bernie manlet n.jpg
147KB, 1080x1080px
/r9k/ Does NEET or Neckbeard virgin manlet friendly jobs exist?

Where I study we were out on an exhibition or what it is called where we could hear about different kinds of stuff you could get as an education and most of my friends and I were bored most of the time until we heard about something called a ship captain and engineer, it was really interesting the guy who talked was based as fuck and it wasn't as much a hard education as most others.

You basically get your own room, free food, and a shit amount of money, then you sail for like 3 months and are home 3 months, while at the ship you can enjoy many kinds of offline games while the internet is not working instead of constantly browsing this board instead, perfect if you want to finish your games or watch many movies. Then when you get home you almost have enough of money just to go on vacations in different countries, you can also buy an overpriced gaming laptop like it's spare change and stuff like that.

What do you guys think? Maybe I'm just hyped but my friends said is was neckbeard virgin friendly as fuck too.

And the best of all is normies and couples aren't thrown in your face all the time and you can just buy a hooker when you get home.
13 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>a ship captain and engineer
surely this involves actual work like, controlling or maintaining the ship?
>>
I'm going to kek my ass off when I hear on the news how Somali Chad hijacked your shipfu.
>>
>>34138450
Yeah I think so but It seems like they don't trust the third worlds who are doing the cheaper work so they hire young Europeans instead, I have no idea how the place could have so many students when it's such a high rank and how they could give you a contract when you're finish but they maybe have many ships?

File: c0e2900f8a9d759b54b22380c2f41da.png (140KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
c0e2900f8a9d759b54b22380c2f41da.png
140KB, 645x773px
>tfw there is no other males more beta than asian males
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
that's true, beta lyfe.
>>
Of course. Penis size determines how a person would value himself.
>>
Indian Street Shitters are the most beta.

File: Little-Caesars-Box-Set.jpg (71KB, 640x490px) Image search: [Google]
Little-Caesars-Box-Set.jpg
71KB, 640x490px
It's Saturday, why aren't you enjoying the delicious taste of Little Caesars pizza and sides?
27 posts and 8 images submitted.
>>
Cause that's the poor mans pizza.
>>
>>34138214
>>34138229

italian cheese is legit though
>>
>>34138214
because i don't eat melted fermented cow tit juice

File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (35KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault (1).jpg
35KB, 1280x720px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
> tfw no Romanian gypsy gf

Does anyone else know this feel
14 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: eazy-e.jpg (21KB, 550x393px) Image search: [Google]
eazy-e.jpg
21KB, 550x393px
>tfw 2 gypsy gf's
>>
>>34138163
>>34138184
she is white you niggers
>>
File: 1483317577966.jpg (61KB, 500x646px) Image search: [Google]
1483317577966.jpg
61KB, 500x646px
>>34138201
Doesn't matter. I have 2 gypsy gf's and you don't.

File: 1432429760242.jpg (32KB, 400x534px) Image search: [Google]
1432429760242.jpg
32KB, 400x534px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt0s_VIg2xc
why don't you just lift lads?
12 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
Working on it. Won't make me a chad though. Just going to look like a loser who works out.
>>
being /fit/ doen't cure your autism
>>
>>34138548
At least you'll be strong enough to kill Chad on the beta uprising

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [11142] [11143] [11144] [11145] [11146] [11147] [11148] [11149] [11150] [11151] [11152] [11153] [11154] [11155] [11156] [11157] [11158] [11159] [11160] [11161] [11162] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.