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this is basically the general discussion board of 4chan because /b/ is just porn

>>34656233
YOU have the power to change. Don't expect it to come from outside forces.

>>34656307

How about you shove that New age typenthinking deep inside your asshole yeah?

>>34656164
no because you're even worse than muslims lol

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>>34656198
I don't believe in Sharia Law. Most muslims are too pussy to enforce it but 7/10 of them do believe in it. Yet I'm the creep?

>>34656220
but you do believe in being a waste of space

>>34656152
Nice speech

Hjjk

>>34656152
>thinks roasties fuck neets

no bae without pay

Do NEETs break into my home and fuck my anime girl pillow?

looks like they are importing the all-american tradition of worshipping BBC.

>>34656113

South Korea is just USA by proxy anyway

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It's an epidemec

>>34656041

What's the cause for gyno? Low test? Bad nutrition?

Yes there is. Just lose enough fat so your chest looks as close to normal as possible. And then put on some muscle on your chest

>>34656041
Yeah if you have real gyno you can and should get surgery right now.

>worth my time
real winner right there.

did women ever get the memo about arrogance not being confidence?
they all have some super arrogant, condescending shit on their profile like they're important people.

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This unconfident young man has sent me "Hi!" and nothing else. Even number decides.

>>34656073
"Do you think Hitler should've won?"

Just give up. I'm going to die early.

>>34656004
work out get /fit/

>>34657348
I do lift and get in some moderate cardio... I have that kind of body where my legs, ass and back are decently sized, arms are slightly bigger than normies and I'm like high teens for bodyfat %. kind of THICC / t rex I suppose

is that what guy dudes like?

heck is everyone here a chronic fapper?

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Is it cheating to fap but not cum? I feel like it makes me more desperate when I eventually go for it, only down side is edging for too long and accidentally letting some out.

>>34656795
Don't do it. You'll have a higher chance of breaking.

Put on some shoes, slut

>>34655972
Shut the fuck up u stupid whore.

>>34655972
is her upper lip gnetical or did she have surgery?
i had a girl in my class once with the same upper lip and it always bothered me

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>>34655911
tf wyou will never live in the 80s

yes, rock is dead and has been dead for a long time

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>>34656214
this is super depressing to hear and know, but it's just the reality

>male
>20
>america
>white

Barely getting by, doing odd jobs to pay bills. Hoping to get a job and move to a nicer place.

>>34655885
What about you?

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>>34655968
>Male
>18
>UK
>Black

At that weird, at least to me, point where everyone considers you young, but you don't feel young and going through a life crisis because you think your youth is slowly going away from you. Also, got fired from a high paying programming job!

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>female
>20
>aus
>asian

not much interests me and i hope i die by 26

Enlisted two years ago. Deploy in a month. AMA

>>34656081
Actually let me answer your questions first lol

Life is decent. Choose your rate choose your fate. Avoid being ships company, pick something in IDC like CTN or AG. You'll find plenty of robots. My division is 90% robots, we've got two virgins and watch almost nothing but anime in our shop

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>>34656128
That's a relief, what's your job? I'm going for either Electronic Technician (ET) or Nuke ET. My recruiter is always on my ass about nuke. Telling me how it's the best job in the navy, you get a 100k reenlisting bonus, etc... But I need an extremely high score on my ASVAB test which I took two times already and didn't get in. I'm taking it for the third time in 2 weeks, cramming really hard for it. I'm going for the regular ET if I don't make nuke. Do you have any knowledge on what's ET is like? Are there any robots? Also is nuke really worth it? Please be honest. What was boot camp like? What was a school like? Where are you being stationed, and how much do you make?

>>34655821
You have to be happy first, only then you can get a gf.

grow up and be a man.
you sound like a 12 yr old girl with "hope" and "love"

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>>34656664
>you sound like a 12 yr old girl
and whats wrong with that?

sure, why not.

ORIDNSJKFHK

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I also liked it a lot when shaggy transformed into a girl.

Thank god for the early 2000s allowing episodes like that to exist

Well for one that's some terrible Photoshop work.

Ah, i'm afraid i'm in dire need of a rundown as well.
Who are those guys?

>>34655714
Here you go OP

>Born in the 1700s
>Illegitimate children of the count Dracula
>Mastered alchemy by the time they were teenagers
>Extremely good at propaganda
>Convinced people they have psychic powers
>Convinced people they rule over France with an iron but fair fist (they actually control Austria and Estonia)
>The Rockefeller bow down to them
>Warren Buffett and Bill Gates are bogdaplants, designed to hide the money
>Invented the myth of mountain water sources, so they could bottle up engineered Bodgajuice and make the world population consume it
>You likely have Bodgajuice in your system RIGHT NOW, even if you drink tap water
>Not in contact with aliens; they time-traveled to erase their existence
>Have an army of shills on /pol/ playing 5D chess to distract attention from their true goal
>Likely benevolent, but their perspective is too high level for us to comprehend
>Grichka is a decent golf player