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>Be me
>Know this gril because her mum had to move in with us for a while
>gril is 8/10
>gril looks 27 but is actually like early 40's
>couple of years go by
>gril pops up on facebook feed
>is dressed slutty in night club
>am intrigued
>search up her name
>turns out she's an stripper
>dig in deeper
>turn out she also has a website where there is nudes of her on it
>find nudes
>HolyShit.jpg
>look through friend list
>find slutty looking gril search her name
>comes up with porn vids
>HOLYFUCKINSHIT.jpg
>am in awe
>this gril i've known for like 4 years is actually a stripper and has porn star friends
>how could i not know

That's the story about how anon found this grils nudes on accident.
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>>39468289
>on accident
You mean you searched for nude photos of a sex worker who takes nude photos and you found some.
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>>39468995
it was a link on the stripper page just wasn't ready to think that somebody i knew had nudes on the internet
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>>39469114
care to share?

origami

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recently I came back from reading but I keep getting heartache when I think about the 3 girls outside me and my friends tent
I talked to them a bit and I played cards with them but I didn't ask for their contacts and I keeping feeling the ache when I think about how I will never be able to talk to them again.

besides suicide, what's the best way to get rid of this feeling?
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mainly happens in midday or when I wake up
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Reading, but this time with bourbon. Try to keep numbing the pain while distracting your mind with reading/meditating.
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>>39468634
how well does that work and how did you get heartache?

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Starting off with a recent entry into western cinema's growing repertoire of movies depicting the roastie lifestyle.
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>>39468224
judging by the poster it looks like it's just The Hangover but with women and less funny
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>>39468224
any of these literally
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>>39468224
I don't even have to watch the movie to see that it's terrible but oh my god I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson so badly

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ITT: post your favourite Lains
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>>39468210
the amount of lain threads on here recently has really been cheering me up.
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>>39468247
all me, fweind
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>>39468271
really? good job! let's all love lain

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>tfw smart enough to know i'm stupid
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kek
but yeah I genuinely envy the people who are oblivious to their own stupidity
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>>39468182
nope, you're just lazy.
I'm "dumb lol" is just a convenient excuse
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>>39468244
>tfw both lazy and dumb

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Do you have anyone to talk too about your feelings?
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>>39468152
>opening up to someone
That's how you get BTFO.
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>>39468152
No and I like it that way
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>>39468397
how is it meant to get better if you dont let it out

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I'm at Denny's. Someone tell me wtf this old man is doing...
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>>39468111

he is remembering all the times he had sex with the woman in the picture and all the fucked up shit she used to do. The first time she licked his ass. The first time he managed to fit his entire fist in her. That time on holiday where he shit the bed and they just lay in it together sipping cola from the vending machine. The last time they had sex when his viagra sent him to the E/R.

If she hadn't died in a stamp collecting accident she would still be there, with him at Denny's gazing vacantly into each other's eyes and secretly remembering the sex before age took it's withering toll on their once nubile bodies.
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>you will never love someone this much
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>>39468112

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>take a shower for literally the first time in weeks
>wet hair
>put in soap
>hair is so greasy it doesn't even form suds, just forms a film on my hands
>have to rinse and re-soap twice

Is this what it's like to be a NEET? Is this what being a robot is?

I don't want to. I want to be normy again.
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>put soap in hair

Fucking what? Use shampoo like everyone else you dumbass
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Washing your hair, have fun balding Anon.
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>>39468022
>put in soap
lmao anon how high are you right now?

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>thanks for coming to the antifa rally anon :3
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>>39467984
Nice face... Make sure it stays off Politically Incorrect.
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>>39467984
DHS declared them a domestic terrorist organisation a couple of days ago
You're going to have to retire this roleplay scenario OP sama
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>>39467984
Would it be fascist to stick my hand straight down that cleavage?

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>Tell a normie that I haven't seen a popular movie (Star Wars, Indiana Jones, LOTR etc.)
>They start freaking out and asking what's wrong with me frantically

Of all the normie behaviorism I have to put up with, nothing enrages me like this.

No, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings. Know why? Because it's just a bunch of retards dressed in CGI clothing shouting "ELWARD, WE GO ONWARDS TO THE KINGDOM OF ALCESIOR! I SHAN'T FALL TONIGHT, JUST AS MY FATHER HASN'T" and a old faggot waving a stick around. Apparently I'm weird for not wanting to watch that.
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>>39467905
I know people think I'm weird because I don't watch movies or TV.
Fuck em.
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>>39467946
Watching TV was never a normie thing where I was.

Grew up in the 1990s in upper class suburbs and only losers stayed at home watching TV/gaming. The normies and chads were all outside all the time.
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>>39467971

what did they do outside?

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Anime is a tool used by the Japanese (and jews) to feminize Western society. You become less masculine and more inclined towards being trans just by watching a series.

Their goal is to AT LEAST make you impregnate a low quality SE Asian woman so that white babies are not born. And at best turn you into a limp dick tranny. Its working like a charm, name one trans person that isn't obsessed with anime? Barely any.

Take the redpill and resist foreign culture. White culture for whites.
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Fist of the North Star would like a word with you.
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>>39467882
I watch anime for fun. I'm white, I have a white gf (not a weeb), I plan on having at least 3 white kids.
I get your sentiment, but you have to realize retards will be retards, with or without their vices.
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I'm trans and i can't stand anime

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Why haven't we switched to a matriarcal system yet?

Women
>care deeply about others
>calm and collected
>work for others
>more studious and more successful in higher education
>focused on the big picture and overall harmony
>emphasis on cooperation favors everyone
>naturally trusted more by both women and men
>maternal instinct makes them natural leaders


Men
>don't care about anyone but themselves
>violent and short-tempered
>work for personal gain only
>prefer fooling around than quietly studying, less successful in higher education
>focused on the short-term and the technical details
>emphasis on competition favors toxic behaviours (crab mentality)
>less trusted because of unpredictable and violent tendencies
>muscle strength makes them natural manual workers

Men should be confined to manual labor and engineering, women belong in leadership roles and academia.
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merkel seems to be doing germany real good....
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>women
>big picture

Have you ever worked with women?
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>emphasis on competition favors toxic behaviours (crab mentality)

Can you explain this a bit more, OP?

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Are Asian women the true salvation of the white man?
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>>39467848
Not seeking women of your own race will eventually cause extinction, friend.
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No, even Asian women only want white Chads. Differences is, they could fall down to dating 6.5/10 guys instead of only 8+ like white women.
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No. White women created White men.
White men need White women, and White women need White men.

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Anyone else here adopted? How do you feel about it? Do you hide it?

I was put up for adoption as a baby, my adoptive parents were dysfunctional and got divorced, Also my birthmom recently lectured me for not doing anything with my life while she was drunk over the phone. She has two kids now and stuff, kind of jealous but not really considering she's a terrible person.
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I hope someone replies. (saging my post so it doesn't look like I'm attention whoring)
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Shouldn't get upset about things you have no control over OP

Just get on with your life
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It's okay man. Shit goes on. Never take it seriously. We all love you :3

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Mods are asleep. Post green frog man
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>>39467844
I really like this character. Although I do get saddened by seeing him crying and stuff.
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Okay, fwend.
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Whats his name again? Pete?

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