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I'll go first

>be 26 and aside from a few prostitutes, still pretty much a virgin
>live with parents and browse 4chan a lot
>go on fetlife just to see what's up
>random person messages me, pretty much an empty profile
>start talking a lot in the next few months
>eventually share pics and realize I'll lose 'her' when she sees me
>likes my pic and sends me hers
>she's an absolute 9/10
>brunette, small tits, 'fuck me'-face, thin and the best ass imaginable
>pic related in OP
>eventually decide to meet up and act out on our fetishes, but mostly hers:
>have sex rougher than I've ever even seen online
>fuck her hard while slapping her in the face, choking her until she goes blue and spanking her until my hands hurt
>cannot emphasize how hard I slapped her
>afterwards watched a movie together about some dude who could go in a closet and relive memories
>go for round two and repeat

After that we never met again, but did talk for a while. I'm sure she picked up on my inexperience, but holy shit, I fucked like a porn star that evening. It was amazing.

>tfw I still occassionaly fap to her, our experience and all her vids and pics I saved
>(tfw I have a fiancee now...)

>>34436095
>After that we never met again, but did talk for a while. I'm sure she picked up on my inexperience, but holy shit, I fucked like a porn star that evening. It was amazing.

Makes no sense. Fake story.

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>>34436186
how so?

asdcads

get that illegal mexican puss

>>34436067
>>Called me crying a little while ago actually serious about it
She was trying to manipulate you into doing exactly what you're thinking of doing. There's literally no upside to you doing this. She's not going to fall in love with you or fuck you. You'd be doing her a favour and, at worst, fucking yourself over when she divorces you and takes a bunch of your shit.

>>34436067
Don't do it. She's just using you as a free greencard. She would never love you enough to actually marry you.

Because being able to speak coherently is a skill one must train. Try to think more about how you can speak and not just what you can say.

What the hell is the story behind that picture?

>>34436115
How do you learn how to speak and what to say when speaking? The story is a guy learned how to use photoshop and sent to his son and the son posted it on reddit

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>>34436049
Probably just anxiety.

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Here's the template image for future reference.

Jynx isn't even that popular on r9k.. I only see it posted like 10 times a day.

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My goal is to get him branded as a "Hate symbol" by the ADL.. Life will be easy after that.

>>34435971
Are you lifting? The more gains you make the more test you can naturally produce.

Right here, fampala. Although my low test levels are a result of surgery. Like an anon said yesterday you win some, you lose some, but you live to fap another day.

>>34436003
No, I'm a skinnyfat manlet with mantits who has exercised a few times in the past 5 years.

I'm gonna start exercising, now. I ran for about 45 mins a while ago and I'm gonna save up for a gym membership and change my diet.

I'll get another blood test in several months and if the results aren't satisfactory, I'll start trawling for endocrinologists.

>>34435965
Did you ever end up having sex with your sister? If not, why?

>father left
>raised by single mom and sister
>too autistic to make friends so spend everyday of school reading alone
>graduate high school
>currently barely passing college
>still completely alone

that sums it up pretty well

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>1993
>high school
>gtfo
>brain damage car crash from a grill
>graduate
>community college 2011 (2 year degree)
>2017 last class at the college
>0 friends and don't even try
>have mua hobby and my cat

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Sorry, anon, but your kind isn't accepted here. Now turn around and just walk straight towards the door.

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>>34435957
I mean how bad is it to be black? It can't be that much different from being white. /pol/ fags are a minority. The real problem is body type. Are you overweight?

>>34436088
Idk man. Mostly this>>34435995
Im only been alive for two decades. Ive never weighed more than 127 pounds.

I hate my life for so many reasons. I think its because im black. I have reasons to believe this because ive lived my entire life looking through a window of things I dont understand.

Say you don't have autism bc I'm tired of paying for losers like you who to live

t. Wagecuck

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This is legitimately one time and place you shouldn't not try to contain your spaghetti. I didn't sperg on purpose, but because of how anxious I was about the whole situation, and now I've been on neet bux for a 3 years without being bothered once. Not even a phone call.

To be specific
>visibly sweating really bad
>stumbling over the simplest sentences
>said sorry about 20 times
>didn't maintain eye contact with the lady who did my neetbux form
>physical tic(??) where I pinch my leg over and over. did that the entire time, at once point I noticed her staring at it.
>when asked why I couldn't work, I stuttered out that I can't be around people

Obviously your process will differ to mine, but just try to play the part that you naturally do anyways.

>>34436054
>you shouldn't not try
I don't know what the fuck i'm saying. You get the point tho.

>>34435895
Oh sure. That's why women call the police if you look at them too long.

Yes, but I'm an autistic dyke so I can't speak for all women

>>34435986
Bullshit you are not goldstar you are fake lesbian.

>>34435878

Someone posted a news page revealing this girl ran off to join ISIS so everyone kinda lost interest

>>34435951
Is anyone surprised? How does no one else see what is happening?

>>34435951
I refuse to believe this, shes Finnish not Swedish.

>>34435759

WHOM would have more magic, robots or chad?*

Robots, magic is awarded to those who suffer, are intelligent, or passed down through genetics, meaning more robots will have magic

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>>34435777
Your trips speak truth.

>>34435725
>Is Milo still the godking of robot9001 now that he made it big?

Am I supposed to know who that is?

stop posting pictures of yourself and looking for attention.

>>34435953
I'm guessing you don't follow politics much or aren't american?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOIoU4_Jxo

>>34435725

He used to be Gay British Jesus...now he's just another fag.

Make her your slave and sniff her sweaty panties.

Just masturbate a lot more and you won't have any problems

>>34435855
>Make her your slave and sniff her sweaty panties.
This, its the best and most obvious option

I fail to see the problem? This Chad doesn't seem bad at all. You should discuss your hate towards jews together.

>>34435662
he seem like a great fella.
you should start planning your school shooting with him, i'm sure he'd be keen

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>>34435662
Nigga if I were you I'd befriend him asap. He obviously thinks you are pretty chill if he does this shit and you can use him to meet other chadsand stacies and improve your life. This is a great opportunity anon. You can change.

Of course, wouldn't want to appear racist.

>>34435602
What if i already do though

>>34435602
Getting washed by a mudperson
Seems counterproductive to me anon