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Post pics of your meal, and rate others.

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How are you celebrating international GODDESS day, /r9k/

What are you doing to show how loving, appreciative and unworthy you are of the brave, courageous, independent womyn in your life?

If you do not have any womyn in your life, why have you chosen not to have the only thing that makes life worth living, namely a beautiful goddess to love and WORSHIP?

Are you simply an evil man who is unwilling to share, grow and compromise?

Or merely a cowardly man who is afraid of strong independent womyn?

Which one is it, /r9k/?

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Would DIO browse /r9k/ ?

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i feel horrible today i had night sweats all night and could barley move and kept coughing up thick mucus. i still feel like shit but took some tylonal and feel a bit better should i go to work or call in ? i feel horrible but i want to make money

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Kamata-kun~

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>ride on subway
>never sit down
>never have to worry about awkward "should I or should I not get up for this pregnant woman or old person and will they notice me"

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>tfw you've masturbated 8 times in the last 6 hours
This is probably unhealthy, somehow.

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>that potheadgirl with the huge tits
>that girl who listened to MCR and The Misfits and wore all black but secretly had huge tits
>that Stacy with the enormous tits
>that Stacy whose beaner manlet boyfriend cheated on her and mocked her about it
>that beaner girl who got pregnant in the first few weeks of freshman year and dropped out in the second semester
>that fat autist who was a satanist and shaved his head
>that lanky kid who never spoke unless talked to but was actually pretty cool
>that kid who had a mansion
>that Chad who got kicked off the water polo team for smoking weed in front of the coach
>that kid who went to jail for selling pot brownies
>that girl who ate like 4 pot brownies and almost died
>that kid with fucking polio
>that kid who made a paper mache ostrich sculpture
>that farmer kid who was hit with a car in grade school who almost died
>that Jamaican girl in 1st grade who was like 5' tall already
>that fat autist who ran away from school and the cops had to drag him back

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>hey anon you want to protest drumpf with us?
>what do you mean you voted for him? Get him girls!
Wat do

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>somehow a virgin but got HIV

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>watch tv show about gang of friends who go on adventures and/or hang out
>binge watch
>finish binge and immediately become more depressed because I will never feel that level of friendship and adventure

happens every time.

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a rooommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

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Why are women so shallow?
They are attracted to famous people just because they are famous.
Ed Sheeran is a 5'7" manlet with a lazy eye and women throw themselves at him just because he is famous.
Why does this happen?

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Who officially GIVEN UP here?
Almost my 21st birthday and yup still a virgin. Today iv decided im going to call up a hooker and so far I have narrowed it down to a few options. Half are girls the other half are TS I think I want to call a TS because attractive ones are much more rare then women.
Additionally I hate how entitled women are if women were willing to open up there holes for anyone other then Chad I would not be in this position in the first place.
Going to call someone in about 30 minutes any advice?

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Reminder that you aren't entitled to the attentions of attractive women.