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>>38330655
quality OC anon. i'd go for morphine anon and ask for a lethal dose of morphine

1. Kakyoinanon
I knew a connieanon, pretty chill, but the "you never get what she is talking about" gets really anoying after a while, but at least she talks to you, and seems to like your company.
Barmananon will only make me sad, this is like all my past friends, I leach to much, and they got an life of their own, and want to use me to test their dominance.

prob connie

>>38330592
I feel you my dude. I just got my long hair cut and they chopped off most of the front and left the back long. WTF. Don't ever say the word mullet to me or I might start randomly killing people.

>notice hair starting to cover top of earlobes
>give it a #2 buzz cut
>repeat since age 19

I'm long past the point of caring about fashion.

If your barber is above a certain age don't expect them to know how to cut hair the way you want.

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>>38330564
Fuck you self entitled pricks, everyone feels

Why do Brits get their own general, can you even answer that... Oh wait, yeah no, you can't.

>>38330564
Bumping this for importance.

We demand a response.

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>>38330617
It is our nature to colonise wherever we go

Our feels are very unique also

"Sorry, I don't think you're my type"

>>38330508
Hmm I'm not sure if that's how dating works

>>38330508
Cover those breasts up you prepubescent whore

>>38330502
you just word by word described my life except i'm still depressed and want to kms
good for you that you got over it

>>38330502
genuinely happy for you, OP. go get your life together now!

You're likely still depressed, just not sad anymore

the bird was happy to see you
you are friends now

>>38330718
that's cute and now I am happy

>>38330427
it means you're tired and your brain is working overtime to keep you out of danger. So the slightest jolt can startle you.

I'll support the side that has fewer weebs.

>>38330388
America has killed more Communists then it has Nazis. Always remember that.

>>38330388
your a fucking faggot you know that the third Reich was literally the peak of civilization your "progress" is leading us to ruin we need to return to tradition it works

>>38330359

I just accessed 4chan on my Comcast wifi.

>>38330916
>is going
>is going
>is g-g-g-going

>>38331004
T minus

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>>38330321
I'll tell you exactly why

>>38330339
ok but what does this have to do with my question

im speaking of unwarranted racism towards a particular individual who hasn't done anything wrong, not towards large groups of people which can make sense

>>38331064
You will be automatically assumed to be akin to the rest of the hated group until you prove conclusively otherwise. Not displaying any negative stereotypes doesn't mean you won't fucking murder me and eat my flesh if I make you mad.

>>38330313
I prefer HM, but Animal Crossing is a good game.

>>38330350
What is "HM"?

>>38330521
Harvest Moon, farming/waifu sim.

>>38330302
it is and it only gets worse.

25 and virgin. STFU please.

>>38330330
This. I'm pushing 21 and I grow more and more unstable everyday.

Get a tinder and fuck some random girl while you can. I'm too autistic to do it now because I don't want to embarrass myself by looking inexperienced as a 21 year old.

>>38330145
i want to worship her penis and balls

>>38330145
Disgusting and ugly, looks so bad in both body and face that I can't even consider him a butterface. Nasty, unwashed hair.

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Guys, this is my ex-bf Kevin from the Philippines. You might know him, he post in all my threads saying he btfo'd me.
He is obsessed with me but I never thought it would get this far.
Why blonde though kevin? It looks so fried, like sheesh did you do it yourself?

My welcome? OHHHH you mean you're, or you are, welcome. Maybe you should learn the English language before you post. :^)

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Alright robots, this girl is by herself at the bar, seduce her.

Show me what you got.

>>38330287
Step one:
>why the fuck am I here?
Step two:
>find a bar that doesn't charge $40 for a whisky sour and hit on girls there

Fucking me, I can't stand it

I understand, its hard for me too to cry. Maybe watch a sad movie? I mean the last i cried was when i watched The Green Mile.

>>38331072
>crying at melodramatic mainstream media
how normie/pleb can you be?

>you will never play wow leveling in Stranglethorn on hours after school while listening to sum41 and blink182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

>>38329980
I only listen to it in the summer.
It's happy summer music for me.

>>38329980
>2017
>Pop punk

Nigga let go
It's hip hop now