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if she is allowed to drink from her parents

>>38701030
>face hidden
>no tits
>no waist
>broad shoulders
>yuge hands

That's clearly OP in the pic and hes a trap. You're still cute tho

>>38701030

that's 100% a dude

No one goes to hell until after the resurrection. Read your Bible nigga.

>>38700996
No one goes to heaven either though right?

>>38700996
Resurrection?
Also isn't suicide a sin?

>>38700967
defeatism and cuckoldry

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>>38700967
>what is the dominate political mindset of this board?
fuck your thread
go to pol

>>38700974

so socialism?

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>you knew what you needed to do and didn't do it

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>you are well aware that everything is going wrong but you are too lazy to change anything

>>38700932
at least you've identified the problem now you can fix it

shit, I don't know

Originalito benito

>>38700984
Well then get the fuck out of my thread.

>>38701053
Isn't life kicking your ass enough as it is? Don't turn on your fellows. Maybe they want to know what that's like as well.

>>38700877
you are not a fem"bot" if you're female

>>38700877
i wear diapers and never bathe

our piss bottles aren't ON OUR BODIES you disease ridden stacy

what con?

>>38700831
its a local one not a major one sadly

>>38700862
Well I'm actually going to one tomorrow as well, it's a classic gaming convention.

>>38700768
with your intelligence and my stoic impulse control we can rule the world, anon.

You fell for the IQ meme, autist. Get some social skills and self awareness or all the IQ points in the world won't help you

>>38700814
I have both. Neither were mentioned. Go away.

You were born a nigger, you fucked up at birth.

No chance to redeem nigger.

>>38700694
lost it at 21.

mostly because I was inside the entire time playing videogames.

Dude there's always some white chick ready to sleep with a black guy.

The fuck is wrong with you?

>freeze banana
>shove up ass
xD

>>38700689
I'm pretty autistic freezing any sweets, mostly chocolate.
Also, try mashing the frozen banana and add some vanilla drops and you get a vanilla icecream.

... it's just a fucking frozen banana wtf is so remarkable about that??

fucking autismo over here obsessing over very cold fruit

Bumps for the bump God. All hail the Lords of the bump

Part 2

>The phone dully buzzes for a few minutes
>We fidget in anticipation
>IT ANSWERS
>It's a girl
>We hit the motherlode
"Stacy? Is that you?"
The fuck do we say?
>Black friend does best white chick impersonation
"This is Stacy's mom, just calling you to say that... your cooch stinks."
(She says something like 'What?')
"Yeah, clean that shit up, that shit dirty and rank as hell"
(Inaudable noises of emotion)
"Do ah smell a slaughter house? Or did the wind change? You stank bitch."
>Hang up
>We laugh ourselves to the point of hyperventelation
>Part ways
>Feel slightly guilty, but the high is worth it
>For now
>Get call while in bathroom
>Cell is in bag
>Mother answers
>The door comes down

Part 3

>Whoever we reached got her MOTHER to call back
>My mom rips my a new asshole
>No punishment is worth loyalty
>Claim that it was all Black friend
>Mom spends no time hunting down black friend
>Has a long talk with his mother
>I can hear screams from across the street
>My punsihment? I have to call and apoligize
>longest dial tone ever
>Her dad answers
>Say who I am, what I did, how sorry I am
>He wants no excuses, hands me over to his daughter
>Hear sniffling and muffled sobs
"What do you want from me y-you asshole?!"
>It's Mellissah
>MFW

>>38700574
It happens in your late teens/very early 20's. I remember being like that. You grow out of it.

>>38700593
Are you fucking joking? Are you this fucking stupid? You think anxiety disorders and anger problems are only in children? Please explain how you came to such a retarded conclusion considering the anger issues my 40 year old father has to this day.

>>38700593
Are you actually trying to set me off? It's fucking working if you are. That might be the most normie answer possible. Stupid, dismissive, and willfully uninformed.

Do anything but reproduce

All this, including you and me, is the same thing, so there's really no need to take it too seriously.

>>38700530
The ability for man to believe in something greater than himself is more important than which belief is actually the correct one.

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>>38700472
good looks, money, social skills developed at a young age because they had positive reinforcement and friends to help them along. they dont have mental health issues past the age of 20 and use the things their parents have taught them to succeed and be happy in life. most of what makes a normie is developed at a very young age and if you are a /r9k/ regular there is basically no hope for you. do what i do anon. smoke and drink until you pass out and repeat the process until released from this prison we call life

>>38700512

>tough pill to swallow

a life,man. A LIFE

>>38700454
Establish and mind clear boundaries, limit your compliments, and don't over-analyze things.

>>38700454
i have a weird unnatural attraction to mysterious women associated with the sea, i've felt this way my whole life.
every time i see art depicting a sort of unnamed or strange woman involved in something with the ocean i feel the need to seek them out and find them, although they're all fictional.
sorry for shitting your thread up OP, i just wanted to say that after a couple decades of this weird feeling

fuck the horny and slutty ones to get it out of your system.