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So theres this girl I work with, feminine, sweet, caring. We've been working on a project together and I fell for her. She's super posh, and it's funny listening to her opinions. She's a very traditional woman, and wants to raise children at home.
The only problem is she wants a man earning a lot of money. Like a lot more than me. How do I convince the stupid bitch to stop being a gold digger and to go out with me?
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She looks like a fucking clown just move on
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Urge damn phone. Hopefully this one straight for the guys on a computer
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>>38771537
Bruh like come on
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>Be me.
>Just a couple of minutes ago.
>Chilling watching youtube.
>I start to crave for orange juice
>a growing boy obviously needs his nutrients
>Enter the kitchen.
>The dog and the cat have taken one combined shit in front of the fridge.
>This was the biggest shit I've ever seen.
>The dog and cat hate eachother, but they've been working togeather recently to fuck our shit up.
>earlier they worked together to eat all the leftover pistachio muffins.
>Nuts in general aren't very healthy for cats and dogs.
>you can't imagine the smell.
>It was the most horriffic thing I had ever seen.
>It was like a giant pile of pudding.
>It reached the bottom of the fridge door, so when I tried to open it it shoved it everywhere.
>ohdeargodIhavetocleanthisup.exe
>Brilliant idea comes to me.
>"Burn it".
>No Idea why.
>But I did just that.
>Long story short, the police where called because the neighbors thought we had died.
>kek.txt
>It burned pretty well, but the house smells like the inside of a tards rectum.
>The neighbors where charged with misuse of police resorces.
>I got a heafty fine of 50$.
>mfw.
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>>38771531
Why did you get a fine that's stupid?
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>>38771531
Haha can't wait to show this one to my r/4chan friends xD. Stop trying to bait for screencaps or whatever you Redditors do.
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>>38772107
youre doing that too, and so am I... fuck
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>August 1st, 2017
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>>38771515
But I graduated high school 4 years ago, in 2004...
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What has everyone failed to do in July?
I had planned on talking to my brother; it's been too long since we've seen each other, and we had wanted to make vacation plans; we were both too busy, and will probably never make plans for this summer. Fall is coming soon.
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>>38771565
I missed out on a family reunion due to bullshit work. Other than that I have achieved nothing noteworthy all summer
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>all the girls only want Chad! REEEEE
>but look at this 10/10 unique Aryan qt that has never seen a dick in her life!
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>>38771490
Not true. Women downplay sex to make it seem like they aren't sluts since there is stigma against it. This means that they don't consider things like blowjobs as sex or they lie about their partners. She is either lying or sucked like 50 dicks.
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>>38771562
It's an ironic post retard
I'm trying to really make people think
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>>38771776
you're either retarded yourself or a roastie
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>"H-Hey Robot....I have been watching you for a b-bit.. you looked kinda lonely so I was wondering if you wanted to.....HAVE LUNCH WITH ME?!"
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I just want to keep my head down and do my time, Jamal. No offense brother.
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>>38771478
Sure but you should put your shirt on, no shoes no shirt no service as they say haha
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>>38771478
You got bitch titties Jamal
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What happens to the popular girls after high school?
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They become the broke single moms that live in shitty apartments. The ones you despised as a child and told yourself you would never end up like that.
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>>38771459
They become even more popular and party hard as the have full unadultered access to western society. They are the real "Chads/Jews"
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>>38771459
Top 10% live decent lives.
Other 90% end up like >>38771510
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hey robots, i dont know where else to ask a question like this
my job, which i just started (and is the first one ive had in over a year) is causing me a lot of stress, and bringing back my feelings of depression
i want to work and be a normal person but i dont know how long i can handle this stuff. i just want to sit around by myself with no one bothering me or pressuring me to get out in the world
but i dont know how to get neetbux, help me robots youre my only hope
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>>38771432
stay in work, being a NEET isn't much better, anon. DON'T BECOME ONE OF US.
i only browse the internet because I don't have the attention span to do anything else. and sometimes I lay in my bed listening to music, while asking myself when did everything go wrong.
what's your job?
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>tfw no neet weeb trappy bf ;_;
discord: aeromatic#4635
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>tfw neet for 3 years
I am so fucking stupid.
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im pretty autistic and i want to buy weed from my coworker/get a connection from him. i barely know the guy but hes pretty nice and strangely apologetic/self deprecating, he asked if i smoked weed one of the first few days he started working there. i kept trying to find the courage to say hey can you hook me up but i feel like im just using him (which i kind of am, id get to know the guy if i wasnt an autist but i am)
wtf do i do? idk if i get jipped a little i just want to get high and dont want to resort to opiates
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please help robrots
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>>38771425
just drink a little to get the courage, bring a flask with you.
autistic people generally are not big fans of weed in my experience, me included.
what drugs have you tried?
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>>38771425
God I love living in California. I didn't even need to say I had insomnia to get my card, they don't give a shit. There are so many dispensaries whiten a 5 mile radius of me. Forgot how bad the rest of the world has it. And it's legal starting 2018
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>tfw milk duds never responded
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>>38771424
Say "Pls respond"
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Thai food chick responded.
Help me ruin this date pls
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Is it possible to spoof my tinder to another location and have no one I know be able to find it?
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Being rich would solve so many problems
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>>38771421
No it won't. You have to fix yourself first, or you will just find other problems.
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It would fix many problems but not all
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>money doesn't buy happiness
Bull fucking shit.
How about the ability to fly to Paris, right fucking now, because why the fuck not
How is that not happiness?
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What would make you happier?
A turbo stacy gf who's hot as all fuck, the type of girl who makes you leak cum in your boxers just thinking about, and who everyone would be jealous of you for having, but gets hit on by Chad all the time, has lots of Chad friends, and isn't someone you really relate to all that much.
Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling.
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>>38771281
>Or, a 5 or 6/10 gf who might be a little bit cute but doesn't really give you much of a boner, isn't as pretty as everyone else's gfs, but enjoys all the things you do and likes you despite being the polar opposite of Chad. Loves playing vidya and watching your loser movies and shows with you while cuddling.
This
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The latter
Former is for normal niggers
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>>38771281
Option B.
My fetish is a strong relationship built on mutual respect and understanding.
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WHY IS IT OK FOR COMPANIES TO CALL YOU AT HOME TO SELL YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BUY?
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>>38771201
Why is it such a big deal? You can always ignore them.
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>call you at home
What the fuck? Do you still have a landline?
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They want to trick the elderly.
It's mostly Pajeet, and when he calls me I chew him out for his garbage country.
I've heard that calling a redhead a ginger is like calling a nogg a nigger.
Can any gingerbots confirm? Because I've called them gingers to their face before and never faced any repercussions.
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It isn't like that, I don't give a shit.
I call myself a ginger.
If anybody feels too put out about being ginger, then they' want to complain and would otherwise find another crutch- a meme mental disorder, fashionable way to be "queer", wacky fad religion, whatever.
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>>38771182
I'm not redheaded but it does seem like a racial slur
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>>38771182
>rearranging the letters in "ginger" will actually create "nigger" without any letters left out
>most gingers are poor excuses of humans
makes ya think.
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Why are white women glorified so much despite being so shit? Why can't you see that black women are superior?
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>work with almost nothing but hot blonde stacies
>despise them all
>only the occasionally black girl who comes in catches my attention
>they are always thicc and pretty and dressed cute not like whores
>fantasy about approaching them
>can't because I'm a small dick virgin
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>>38771177
tfw got 50/50
yall are missing out, best of both worlds.
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>>38771177
Here they're not
Asian women are and rightfully so
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the last thread wasn't very good and died too quickly, I'm hoping this one does better
ideal gf thread!
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>>38771166
what's this? an actually interesting and creative gf pic? I must be dead!
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this is my new ideal gf. well minus the xbox live part
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to be honest i don't really know if whether want to date her, or be her
>captcha: hammers