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>dad collapsed at the grocery store
>that means i can turn the AC down to 72 instead of fucking 78
thank you based literal god
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>>38547204
nice hiss bro
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Well done, OP
How hard did you hit him to make him just all of a sudden "collapse"?
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>>38547204
That's pretty cold hearted anon
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Smoking was literally the biggest mistake I've ever made.
I've spent thousands, actual thousands, feeding an addiction.
I've cut 20 years off my life.
I ruined my teeth, lungs, body, and cannot revert the damage.
Anyone else?
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No, but then again I'm not a retard.
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Never really been hooked into smoking all that much. I've smoked before, sure, but it becoming a habit, naw.
>I prefer strong drink.
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>>38547202
I only smoke when when I want to look conventionally cool
other than that fuck no. so disgusting. what age did you start
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What's a cringy party experience you've had? I'll start.
>be me
>sophomore year
>not popular but not autistic enough to have no friends
>all friends are nerds
>get invited by nerd friend to his house on Friday
>turns out his party is a congregation of 6 unpopular kids
>there's a fat kid with some mild Asperger and a tall skinny Jewish kid with acne problems
>the rest are people I know
>we're all sitting at the kitchen table drinking pepsi and quietly talking about minecraft while friend's mom caters to us
>soon the sugar gets to our heads and we go to his backyard and start chasing and tackling each other
>fat kid decides to sleep for rest of the party
>after sugar rush ends we all quietly look at friend's computer and play cards until we leave
desu it was still fun
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>>38547172
>17yrs old
>have to attend my sisters wedding
>sit in a corner just looking
>sisters fiance approuches me with his friends
>they say i shouldnt be so alone and hangout with them
>tell them ok, got nothing to lose since im a known loser anyway
>hangout with them a bit
>they make funny jokes about my sister and fiance having sex tonight
>tfw felt somehow cucked
>return later to my spot
>sit alone for another 4 hours till its finished
>get in car and go home with parents
>they make fun of me of being so lonely
i dont know, i dont think its rlly cringe but this is the only """party""" i went to in my life.
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>24 years old
>get invited to friend's birthday party
>everyone's plastered as fuck when i get there
>i get plastered as fuck
>so plastered that i accidentally cameout the closetand told everyone I'mgay
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>high school graduation class has party "for everyone", but of course I was not invited
>guy that graduated from the same high school two years ago invites me to go to the party with him
>we both arrive, there are about 6 guys just hanging out drinking tequila and beer, playing video games
>I start drinking, telling them how I drink all of the time (I don't), say that we should go swimming
>go out to the pool, they offer me shots of tequila
>After a few shots, they "bet" that I can't do a flip into the pool, remind me that I can't swim with clothes on
>Later on, find out that they took a picture of me naked and drunk as I was about to flip into the pool and spread it around town
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don't hug your sister thread 2017-07-22 06:27:49 Post No.38547068
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don't do it
and report results
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Report: Nothing happened. She doesn't even know I'm not hugging her right now.
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>>38547246
wowseres
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shit she said good morning what do i do
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QUESTION OF THE DAY
Is paedophilia wrong?
Now before you moralfags come out and say "What the fuck of course it's wrong" you should take the following point into account.
Paedophilia is not a choice. A paedophile can't just choose to stop being one. You can't choose what you're attracted to. A paedophile can't suddenly choose to stop being attracted to children if he doesn't want to be. As I said, paedophilia is not a choice. It's in the same way that being gay isn't a choice.
Taking this point into account, you begin to wonder: how can paedophilia be wrong if it's not a choice? Of course, they can choose whether to act on it or not, but paedophilia is the attraction itself and not the actions committed.
This is by far the most contraversial subject I've posted about so far, so I'd like to hear what everyone thinks. If you think paedophilia is wrong, then why is it wrong? And if you believe it is not wrong, then why is it not wrong? Whatever your opinion is, I'd like to hear it.
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>>38547012
Being sexually attracted to children is a brain abnormality (too much white matter) and the pedophiles that act on their urges tend to destroy lives. So the answer is yes (if you have a conscience)
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>>38547012
all lust is degenerate and should be controlled. thats what being human is about. controlling your biological urges.
being attracted to -12 year olds? (lets be real, humans are ready for sex at about 13-14) in itself is wrong, for the 12 year olds.
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>>38547090
How come girls like getting checked out tho?
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How often do you look up skirts? Do you ever get caught?
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never, no
are you just crawling around on the ground?
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I never have the chance to, I'd have to crawl on the floor to do so.
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litteraly every day multiples times a day this summer.
my (actually cute) flatmate is only wearing skirts and dresses and is absolutly incapable of covering her panties when hanging around the flat.
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>tfw dick too small for girls like this
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>Fat tub of lard
How are people attracted to this garbage? Tell that hole to hit the gym.
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huh I never knew white women came in size T H I CC
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>>38546967
Homosex detected. You a little bitter?
IT'S BEEN A LONG WAY WITHOUT YOU MY FRIEND
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>>38546851
Alright, perhaps I can be interesting. I'm one of those people who got his post stolen and posted on reddit. I hate it. my friends are here. if i wanted reddit to enjoy my stories I would post them on reddit.
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>>38546851
>>38546851
>>38546851
If you want /r9k/ to resemble it's past you need to make threads that represent the robot.
It is hard work. It will require persistence and material.
You will have to bump your threads regularly.
The retards here will not be drawn into quality threads until they have 50+ replies.
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>>38547019
Probably. I can't help but feel it's a lost battle, tho.
VICE reporter here publishing a piece on /R9K/.
Feel free to include any random details or opinions you want to express here, as I will finish it tonight. I have lurked maor for about 2 weeks now so don't worry about using savvy lingo.
As you can see I have included a comfy .gif for your viewing pleasure as well. Feel free to save it as it is public domain.
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>>38546830
good thread original poster!
as you could see from your two weeks here, we're a great bunch that focus on cooperative self improvement! it's a lot of fun.
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people still read vice? lol. the only good thing vice has ever done is heimos arctic refuge and the north korea thing. everything else is just stupid bullshit
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>>38546830
VICE needs to end
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Can blacks be robots? 2017-07-22 06:15:28 Post No.38546824
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Can they?
https://youtu.be/aO23Od2_7Rk
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>>38546824
I don't give a fuck. wheres the sauce
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>>38546824
If you get past any /pol/tarded revisionism, they would be prime for being robots.
Blacks are heavily influenced by society and expected to be cool, witty, sexual, and normal more than white people. Thus making it even worse for them to be weeaboo virgin waste of space.
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>>38547595
finally somebody who gets it
Being a black robot is robot on hard mode because not only do you not conform but everyone is completely unsympathetic to you, even other robots.
Who else here /goth/ ?
>tfw no goth bf
>tfw when you cant find clothes in the same shade of black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlixzytwQPw&index=3&list=PLeAi0J4Gg0mWz9s-fjit1sqLPLFklIsDI
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>>38546805
>Who else here /goth/
>>>/2006/
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>>38546805
Gonna need to see OP before I contribute to this further
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No, I like alot of their music though.
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>one chance in life
>born spic
JUST
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Hispanic men can be pretty cute, look at Jeff on 13 Reasons Why
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>>38546781
who on where?
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>>38546781
>tfw brown skin spic
Why why why
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>be me, have summerjob since I dont have anything else to do
>Co-worker is a nice dude and we have a few good laughs while working
>It's break time, I browse /r9k/ and /pol/
>Dude who I work with just comes outta nowhere and says "9gag is better"
>I died a little on the inside
How do I convert him to 4chan or even reddit? Help.
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>>38546715
>browsing /r9k/ and /pol/ in public
I bet you have a nice little collection of meme frogs on your phone too, don't ya faggot
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>>38546715
touch his benis
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>>38546715
he was fucking with you. He's a 4chan user.
it fucking pisses me off how hot 2D girls are
it FUCKING PISSES ME OFF
WHY CAN'T LIFE BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS DRAWINGS
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>>38546638
That's not even the worst part. They are pure, can actually love unlike real woman and are loyal.
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Shit. I didn't need to be reminded of this.
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>>38546638
They are drawn by Japanese pedophiles for other pedophiles.
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>2017
>I still can't buy waifus
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>>38546549
>buy waifus
What did you mean by this?
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>>38546806
Do you know what a waifu is?
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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/631553/sex-robot-china-factory-pictures-sergi-santos-go-global