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>he does the virgin walk
>the virgin stutter
>the virgin knuckle crack
>wears virgin shoes for "muh foot support"
Explain all of these please.

>>35106410
>he uses virgin buzzwords like "degenerate" and "primitive" in a condescending manner to be little people on the internet to boost his self esteem
That's not true anon, I do it to people in real life as well

>>35106487
Not OP but the Virgin walk is walking without moving your arms at all. You can tell they feel uncomfortable because it's so unnatural. As for shoes:
>new balance

>>35106385
Saw three practice gf threads, like 10 generals, and a bunch more about sex. Got me thinking where a lonely virgin like me's got left to go

>>35106547
practice gf is a cancer that is infecting this board. It removes everything meaningful about a relationship and might as well just be fwb.

They will chew you up and spit you out.

>>35106403
How, exactly? And, specify "they". It helps.

>>35106264
>A qt.314 finally approaches me.
>To tell me about HER friend.
>Excited but forget her friend's name and never see her again.

feels bad man...

>>35106264
>qt uses their friends to gauge if you would be compatible with them

Why do they do this?

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>>35106222
>"Don't be silly anon, everyone has friends & people that love you!"

I have a bf, but no friends. Getting a bf is easier than making friends, and I really enjoy my alone time.

Take a train or a bus then faggot.

>>35106202
I thought backapge was shit down?

Honesgtly you can try spamming okcupid/pof and hope you get someone before you get banned, you can also shit up the bars in the ghetto.

Your best bet is just to get a regular hoe to fuck, their out there you just gotta know where to look.


Your best bet if theerotic and backpage isnt working is to go find a weedhookiup which should easily be able to refer you to a whore

Try a massage parlor depending on where you live. It can be pretty good or be completely shit.

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>>35106148
>S-silly wagie! Y-you could never do something like that to your old p-pal the NEET, c-could you?

Because burning so much flesh takes loads of fuel which would be far more efficient to use directly.

Can burning NEET fuel melt steel beams?

>>35106146
Use his cum as lube and cum to the thought of him fucking it. That's what I would do.

>finding cum in your fleshlight

Unless your a unsanitary person than that's ya answer my guy.

>>35106146
Is this pic edited? It would be really hot if it was straight.

Because pick a fucking side you faggot.

>>35105977
I'd pick a side if anyone would want to fucking date me

They don't like guys who have been fucked in the ass
That is there job

>>35105893
Bump what do you anons think of my theory

society is retarded but idk about autistic. I cant believe that normies actually use social media to document their lives, seems so alien to me

>>35105818
>Are you a virgin ?
>Do/did you have a gf ?
>How many friends have you ?

>posts on r9k
>has to verify that he's not a robot

SHIT I REMMEMER NOW

post it and i'll read it

>>35105585
source?
I could use some Karen fap material

>>35105809
you're welcome mr willy
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3762493

lostallhope.com
do your own homework faggot

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>>35105414

i always wanted a gremlin for a pet

>>35105343
Mind your business whores coming from 2 harlots who get wet for every chad they come in contact with

>>35106078
Well then, why do you think every girl who talks to you is interested?

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>>35105343
My secrets out, end me now.