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/POG/ - Prostate Orgasm General

butt orgasms are literally the best way for men to stop being so sexually dependent on women, a will helpo even out the sexual market.

share your techniques, troubles, stories and toys that helped you get there. pegging is welcome too.
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>>35674990
I haven't been able to cum from the prostate alone but fingering my ass while jacking off feels amazing. I can't even imagine what the real thing must feel like.
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2nd for gays are mentally ill
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>>35674990
>share your techniques, troubles, stories and toys that helped you get there. pegging is welcome too.
just get a bf lmao

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Fembots, what do you feel when you see a vagina or a pair of tits? As a guy whenever I see a dick I feel weird and instantly hide the image or open a new tab.
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Bump because I am interested
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>>35674914
>Fembots, what do you feel when you see a vagina or a pair of tits?

Aroused as i'm bisexual
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>>35675627

I'm going to ignore your topic but give you a reply because I like your OP pic. I like Asian couples.

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AIl right! Stop whatcha doin', cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny - but yo I'm making money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty"
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Hey yo fat girl, come here are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat; look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from getting busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy, allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still getting in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
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WATCH ME MAYMAY MOMMY
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To old skool 4 me
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>>35674835
your rhymes are shit
no they really are shit
op is a faggot with bitch titty tit tits
he eats long johns before sucking on dongs
and eats his boyfriend's ass out while his mommy rips from his bong
she watchin, cuz she's a crazy bitch but so's her bumpkin
bumped on his head when he was 2 weeks old, and now he's got the brains of a jizz covered toad

ya, don't be envious faggot

https://youtu.be/tKKxPtP6XjQ

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>tfw want to die
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don't do it!
:)

WORDSOFENCOURAGEMENTUNORIGINAL?
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>>35674846
Why not? I unironically have nothing to live for.
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>>35674943
is there anything you could live for ironically?

reminder that the average """white""" boy who posts about cucking asian guys looks like this
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thats all they need
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Why do only Asians bitch about this? I've seen them do the same to Latinas and Indians.

>do Mexican girls like white guys?
>I bet she poos in a toilet
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>>35674848
>thats why theyre on this board

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What do you see when you look in the mirror, anon?
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>>35674674
not the person I imagine myself to be.

My self-image is still 15, or 22
That man in the mirror just looks weird and goofy
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Not the person I was even a year ago. When I look at what my body has become, I feel detached and uncomfortable. For most of my life I was fat, and now that I'm not, it's like I'm not really me, you know?

Still a fucking manlet, though.
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>Those feelings of shame, self pity, narcissism, hate, and disgust whenever you look in the picture.

I'm not sure what I see, but I don't much like it.

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Why do I suck at everything
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Because you're Eliza
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>>35674669
can you suck at being gf?
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>>35674686

Fuck you this meme isn't funny

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Fake tinder Chad thread! Let's mess with these roastie sum. I'll post funny convos and if anyone wants me to say something I will.
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>>35674662
Traps are not gay, htdydhyshjj
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This is an immense fail anon, proves that being fake doesn't pay off , faggot
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>>35674731
Non-american here and I'm really confused about what the fuck is a "rack."
I was 100% positive it meant ass but I've recently seen people using it to refer to tits as well.

Somebody help a nigga out

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Recently I have been starting to use this app where you can basically talk to random people live. I lurked on there a lot and found some really interesting people. Recently I found this 16 year old girl. I found her and just decided to start talking to her. We got along really well and we started talking for hours for a couple days now. The main reason I started talking to her was because I thought that she was cute and she had a not a lot of people played attention to her, which is great more alone time for me and her. Also did I mention that she was cute? I mean really cute! She has these gorgeous cheeks, beautiful eyes and her quirks just add onto the her beauty, that along with the fact that we have a lot in common!

The thing is I'm 18 and I've fallen in love with a 16 year old and feel guilty for having these feelings! I would never hurt her and I only want to best for her! I live in London and she lives in America and I have fantasies of moving there and us just living together and cuddling while we watch a normie Netflix original series. Is something wrong with me? What do?
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>>35674653
the age gap is so minimal that it's basically irrelevant.
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>>35674653
what app was it OP? was it video or text chat?
also don't feel bad about loving her, that seems like a perfectly normal age gap. just don't ever meet up somewhere like certain places in the US with shitty AoC laws. other than that you're good dude.
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Honestly if its really that deep your love for her, like you know deep down in your heart what you want this is what you should do.

1. Right now its wierd because she is still a minor so i would keep contact with here non irl for atleast 2 more years. Maybe exchange a more consistent communication method like skype or something.

2. Save your money over the next to years and when shes 18 fly over to america and actually meet her irl.

3. Plan your future till there.


Let this vision be your drive to perform well. When you think of slacking off remeber you need to stay strong for her. If you feel like you can share this with her. Anyway good luck man.

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does anyone sleep on the floor instead of the bed?
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Used to all the time as a kid in a sleeping bag. Now I do sleep in my bed, but I still use a sleeping bag.
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yeah and naked also.

bed is too hot.
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who here /nopillow/?

Why do normies like going to the beach so much?
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>>35674569
Because I live in Kansas so seeing the beach is like being teleported to a bizzare fantasy world that feels like it should be in a movie or a dream rather than beneath your toes.

I heard that there are people who live in Los Angeles who have never been to the beach. Fuck you assholes. Kys.
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>>35674569
I go to the beach to see little girls in swimsuits.
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>>35674569
CAUSE IT'S THE BEST!!! THE OCEAN AIR
HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN IN THE OCEAN AIR
HAVE YOU SMELLED, TOUCHED, BREATHED THE OCEAN AIR? THE BEACH AIR?

youre making me want to go right now. gosh

even being near it is amazing

the beach is everything. it's everything.

What does it feel like to get your dick sucked by a qt girl?

I imagine it's a really empowering experience and a girl must have a kinky side to her to do this to you. Not saying blowjobs aren't normal but it's kinda weird how girls avoid talking to me but they feel okay about putting a smelly piece of meat in their mouth from obnoxious Chad, it seems too good to be reality and I feel like I'm missing out a lot by not experiencing it.
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>>35674546
i feel better fapping than gettig my dick sucked.
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it's not that good m8, at least for me
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>>35674546
It's pretty good sometimes, but they usually don't really know what they're doing. Still feels great to cum in their mouth though

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At what point do you just say fuck it, i'm fat...

and eat whatever you want?
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Pretty much me. I only eat one meal a day which is dinner, which allows me to eat the junk food that I do. I hope that for the days on where i don't eat any junk food, i could very very very slowly lose weight. That's the theory anyways.

>doing this for 3 years
>gained weight
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>>35674528
Me, I need to stop so badly but I am locked up in this house and is bored out of my mind most of the time. I don't have money to go anywhere and I don't work enough to fill the day.There are times where I catch myself wandering around the house like a house pet.

help.
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>>35674655
You eat one meal a day and still gain weight? What are you eating?

>>35674693
I recently bought salads. Argula and take limes, cut them up and squeeze the juice over them with the cheese things i dunno the names up but they are already harden and cripsy. get some berries and sprinkle it over the salad.... actuall good.... but it never fills me up. i feel like im eating air and have to eat 4-5 bowls to fill full.

then i get too lazy making additional bowls and just stay hungry

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>tfw circumsized but this is what my dick looks like soft
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looks like mine and I'm uncut

weird
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That's a very loose circumcision.

It's too bad you weren't left intact, but on the other hand, you're lucky you didn't get tightly cut.
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>>35674445
nigga im asian and my dick is bigger than that even what the fuck

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How many robots are binge eaters/compulsive eaters? Talk about your frustrations, successes, and if you have any tips on how to stop, please share.
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>>35674347
Bump. Cmon guys, we need to look out for one another
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I did it again lads. I binged out like a fucking pig and month's worth of diet down the drain
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>>35674648

not true, you can't realistically even gain one pound from binge eating unless it's multiple sessions anyway

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