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White dick in black ass is so pure and perfect

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>better physical appearance = better social skills
>normie imply that it's purely skill and experience
>look ugly as shit - people see you as a weirdo no matter what you say
>look alpha as fuck - even if you say the most retarded shit people are gonna let it slip and still treat you as their best buddy

Keep being in denial normie faggots, the truth is always out there no matter how hard you choose to ignore it

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My crush and I are basically... almost dating. I'm the one with reservations because he's latino and says the n word, even when I told him to not say it at all. He grew up in an environment where that's a part of the general vocabulary, but he doesn't care about trying to stop. Wat do?

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How do I locate my lost foreskin? It's been a dry month.

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What's a Normie Meme and why are they so terrible and unfunny?

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How do we get rid of the ERPing steam friends anime poster "lewd cute boys" wannabe fags, guys?

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sft be nice ok?

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Your fate was decided before you were born.

Guy with younger sister:
>Cast in the protector/guardian role
>Puts girls on pedestals because they remind him of his baby sister
>Nature intends for him to not breed himself and help his sister take care of his nieces/nephews after Cave Chad leaves
>Beta

Guy with older sister:
>Zero illusions about women after seeing his sister sneaking out of the house and leaving tampons around the bathroom
>Naturally good with women
>Alpha

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BUT I STIIIIIIIILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOOOOOOOR

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This made me laugh (pic related).
Quite a lot actually - it was almost like that scene in "Her" where he 'meets' the AI for the first time.

Anyone else had a Siri request refused?

I advocate trying, if you can.

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if you can speed run this then why can't you speedrun getting a girlfriend

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>be today at work
>listening to metal on my headphones
>girl tells me she heard me listen to this song before and asked me what's the band's name
>tell her
>she says she knows them and likes them too
>I nod and say nothing
Should I ask her out for a drink tomorrow or it would be creepy?
She's bretty cute and the thought of asking her out already makes me nervous.

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>Looking at those ''Ideal GF/BF threads''
>Everyone describing the perfect soulmate
>''Petite, light skin, blonde, blue eyes blah blah blah''
>Mfw my only requiriments for an ideal GF is for her to be a girl(FEMALE) and genuinely like me
>tfw when still no gf

Nope, its not the standards that are the problem, WE are the problem. We are not even considered by females as potential partnes to reproduce.

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Is the thing about antidepressants fucking with libido real? I haven't jerked off or even really gotten hard in like a week, and I'm on 20mg Ciprolex. Is there a correlation?

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> make an okcupid
> use my chaddest pics from an athletics championship
> answer all questions honestly, I'm alt right
> see girl I'm 0% match with
> shes cute tho
> ask her if she wants some fuck
> "yes, [laughing emoji]"
Give up robots, it's all about G E N E T I C S