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Hey lil bro, my pussy feels a bit tense, can you massage it?
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>>35293794
ew gross, no.
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>>35293794
N-no thanks
>Dads been there too many times
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wait, w-why are we in a hospital?
are you okay onee-san??!?!?
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Ughhh..... I just started my period. At least my night partying was over..
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Shit bait, do better next time.
kek
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literally who the fuck goes partying the night before their period
try againn
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>>35293755
>kill yourself
orioriori
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>Tfw reflecting back on prime depressed adolescent and teenage years
>come across old friend who puts a little perspective on our school years
> I think I was a bully, despite not having many friends
> unapproachable, and put people down verbally and underhandedly at the slightest offence
> how do i get over this
>who am i
>what is life
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am i even a robot
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>>35293736
Sounds like you didn't get enough black cock
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>>35294026
i really didn't!
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So many people in this board constantly talk about wanting to commit suicide. Don't. People will think less of you if you do that than if you don't. My way of overcoming suicide was to find a hobby. Now, I am an urban climber and I climb buildings to stand on the edge. Having a hobby makes you stand out and be different. It shows that you can do something, and you just have to put your heart to it. There are people out there who care about you. Suicide is not the only choice. Find something you're good at or something you've always wanted to do. I guarantee that accomplishing something will raise your self esteem.
(Btw that pic is not me)
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>>35293694
>People will think less of you if you do that than if you don't.
How do you rationalize this? How could this make sense to anyone genuinely suicidal? What difference does it make what other people think of you when you're already at a point in your life where you want to die?
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>>35293694
>People will think less of you if you do that than if you don't
This is why I wish I would be randomly hit by a car or get some terminal illness
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>>35293694
well I took up archery but here I am still, it didn't change me from being 23 kv, now did it?
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>Always thought I was a decent height
>Finally get around to measuring myself properly
>I'm fucking 5'9
I'm never going to make it
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>tfw 6'0 and still growing
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>>35294062
Growing sideways does not count :^)
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Keep your chin up, anon. Literally tho, it will make you taller and borderline King manlet rather than peasant manlet (it still won't get you laid tho, 6'3+ for that)
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Do you get along with your parents?
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>>35293626
yes
they are very nice people.
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>>35293626
Only because they support me financially, my mother is a whore and my father is an alcoholic and I can't stand being around them
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>>35293626
I do but I wish I didn't. If they were horrible I wouldn't feel bad about dissappointing them, and then I would've also had the "bad childhood" excuse for my failures. Seriously I hate my parents for being so nice and kind.
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>Mum's throwing a party on a Sunday
Should I just leave the house
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Depends
Who's gonna be there?
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Yes, if you want it to be a good party
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lol i don't get why you wouldn't just stay in your room, turn off the lights, and put headphones/earphones in
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Took a few hours on mine
Let's get a thread like this started.
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>>35293460
template?
oregonal
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>>35293550
Here you go, bro.
Cheers.
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sorry to say you wasted those hours faggots i'm gonna derail this thread with trips
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>family found the non-free software
what should i do?
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>>35293440
Quickly install trisquell
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>>35293440
Write an apology using green pepper brush.
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>>35293440
Burn the computer and get a libreboot one!
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How many girl's faces have you cummed on?
Just one for me.
She was a Thai prostitute who told me to cum in her mouth but it shot all over her face.
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>>35293407
Just one, though many times. I jerk off way too much to ever produce an impressive amount of cum, though.
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>>35293407
3 but it's not really that great. it's all about cumming in her mouth. nothing gives me greater satisfaction than cumming in a ho's mouth. it's powerful
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my trans exgf asked me to cum on her while videoing it but I couldn't cum and got embarrassed about it
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>tfw oneitis is attracted to the new guy at work
Anyone else like this? I want only the best for her...but it hurts.
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>>35293391
It wouldn't hurt if you weren't a cuck
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get that guy fired or kill him what the fuck are you doing you dumb beta cuck
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>tfw black weeb and more successful at life than most of you white bois
>Loved by both parents
>Finished high school and college
>Not an alcoholic
>Not a fag
>Have an older mommy gf
Like HOW?
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S-Sharone???
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>>35293266
Can we be friends? I really want to play ds3. I've already had one black best friend in my life so I'm cool wit da bois you know yo
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>>35293266
>Eyy wite boi wich game do I pley
Nice dubs.
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Lying on comfy futon in the dark browsing /r9k/ as I do
Moms boyfriend comes upstairs because momma makes him
>anon your always in the dark and never go outside at least get some UVs from the lights hahaha
>I don't laugh
He leaves down stairs to be back with mommy
>I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN NORMANS RUIN MY /comfy/ FEELS AND MAKE ME SAD ABOUT BEING A SHUT IN
>at least I know mommy cheats on him all the time with younger boys she meets at the bar
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>>35293251
Doing my first Night Shift at my new job tonight
5-9 at a comfy sushi place in my town
Feels good desu
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>>35294241
I don't get the point of part time in places with income tax
If it was like 40 dollars that'd be something but 4 hours for 25 is shit
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>>35294402
What do you mean, i think ill get more hours soon this is only my second shift, the money isnt that important to me anyway its mostly so i can avoid seeing my father and parents will get off my back
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Ywn date a dumb blonde bimbo from SoCal
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just build one senpai
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>used to have a video of a plastic barbie-looking broad getting railed in a dimly-lit house
>fake tits, fake ass, fake face
>everything fake
>gave me the weirdest boners
>can't find it anymore
REEEEEEEEEE
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she's not even tht hot but socal is nice. always been a dream of mine to become a fucking commie living in comfy san francisco
/pol has day of the rake for Leafs and day of the flush for Poo in Loos, but what about us when we purge all of the normies? Day of the _____?
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Day of Retribution
orangello
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>>35293352
Doesn't really have the same ring to it and isn't meme worthy though and Elliot was a complete failure in executing his plan.