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Anonymous
2017-06-20 08:07:02 Post No.37848487
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:07:02 Post No. 37848487 [Report] [View this topic]

WE WUZ KEKZ N SHIET

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2017-06-20 08:05:13 Post No.37848450
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:05:13 Post No. 37848450 [Report] [View this topic]

i'm so lonely my fellow robots

have gotten a job, moved out, made friends, gone to parties, did spontaneous shit but CANT FUCKING GET A GIRLFRIEND

even befriended a really hot grill she kept giving me petnames and saying she loves me, taking selfies with me and hugging me but that turned out to just be for fun and giggles

then theres this ugly girl at work who is into me i thought so i was like alright better ugly than nothing at least ill finally get to experience a girl....i ask her out and she says she doesnt mix work and private so if we were to go out it would only be as friends. not talking to that ugly cunt again

i'm 26,6'2, beard, average body, average face and between nice guy and asshole

how THE FUCK DO I GET A GIRL TO KISS ME AND WANT TO BE WITH ME AWKDJAWIUDHAWDNAKWDNAWKJDNWAKJDNAKJDNAWKJDAWDWAD

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Anonymous
2017-06-20 08:04:21 Post No.37848431
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:04:21 Post No. 37848431 [Report] [View this topic]

Now that summer is here, how do I into cocoon mode? What are some essential tips/resources?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:57:24 Post No.37849381
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>>37848431
Buy a shit load of games during the steam summer sales, and spend all your days on 4chan. Same thing every year, and it keeps getting better

Anonymous 2017-06-20 09:36:05 Post No.37850184
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>>37848431

I keep a document of all the things I dislike about myself and ways of changing those things. I organize a list of useful resources and websites and use them. I write what my daily goals are the night before and do them the morning after and then do a monthly report on my progress. This may vary depending on your goals, but I also meditate, read (Meditations my Aurelius atm for me) and listen to at least an album a day. I recommend reading history and politics too.

And, of course, lift. And do a mobility and stretching routine and cardio.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 10:22:10 Post No.37851072
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>>37848431
Are you a college student or not? Do you have a job?

Can't really answer without knowing these

Anonymous
I had a dream about her 2017-06-20 08:03:26 Post No.37848413
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I had a dream about her Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:03:26 Post No. 37848413 [Report] [View this topic]

>again
>just like last week
>she has blonde hair

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:06:04 Post No.37848464
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i don't dream anymore
I just drink

Anonymous
2017-06-20 08:01:14 Post No.37848374
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:01:14 Post No. 37848374 [Report] [View this topic]

Well /b/ I need some advice.
As the summer is starting, my father keeps wanting my brother to work with him (he's 17) and he hates our father's job (me too). The thing is that he's trying really hard to find another job but nobody hires him because he's underage. None of his friends work and he things it's not fair but still prefers to work in anny other places. Summer is here and it's even harder to get a job (he's studying). Help guys.

Btw he is not going to kill himself.
Pic not related

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:02:15 Post No.37848388
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>posts on /r9k/
>"Well /b/"
>"I need some /adv/ice"
Kek, saged.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:02:31 Post No.37848395
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how about you employ your brother to give you 5 mouth-based orgasms per week and you pay him a fair wage
everyone is a winner

Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:07:45 Post No.37848494
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>haha just asking for my """brother"""

get the fuck out, underage

Anonymous
2017-06-20 07:56:23 Post No.37848280
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:56:23 Post No. 37848280 [Report] [View this topic]

Is sex really that important?
I'm currently a 24 year old virgin and I'm perfectly fine staying this way.

I mean, I honestly don't think that sex is so great that it's going to elevate my life from boring and lonely to something more optimistic.

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2017-06-20 07:45:47 Post No.37848108
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:45:47 Post No. 37848108 [Report] [View this topic]

SHUT UP SHUT UPSHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP sHUT THE FUCK UP STOP TALKING SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:57:40 Post No.37848308
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are you okay Anon? Would you like to talk?

Anonymous
2017-06-20 07:43:48 Post No.37848077
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:43:48 Post No. 37848077 [Report] [View this topic]

/bathroomeaters/ assemble

What are your top tips to stop your legs from falling asleep?

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:45:43 Post No.37848107
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>>37848077
>he sits on a toilet in a public restroom
Disgusting

Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:47:22 Post No.37848134
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>>37848077
Stand up once in a while.

Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:53:02 Post No.37848233
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:53:02 Post No.37848233 [Report]

i ate in the bathroom in high school
its not really worth it
because the idea is to avoid the embarrassment of eating alone
but people eventually figure out what youre doing which is even more embarrassing

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2017-06-20 07:43:17 Post No.37848071
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:43:17 Post No. 37848071 [Report] [View this topic]

the xanax dont work no more i wanna die why cant i feel comfortable in my own skin

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2017-06-20 07:41:52 Post No.37848044
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:41:52 Post No. 37848044 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you rather be 6'2 and athletic build or 6'4 ectomorph

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:45:13 Post No.37848095
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I assume ectomorph means lanklet.

I'll take 6'2"

Also, none of those guys are tall. Tall begins when 5'6" is at your shoulder, aka 6'4".

Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:47:06 Post No.37848132
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>>37848044
They are probably around 6'0-2
Which is pretty tall anywhere in the world

Anonymous
2017-06-20 07:40:55 Post No.37848027
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:40:55 Post No. 37848027 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw only turned on by girls with boyfriends and 15 year olds

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:46:32 Post No.37848119
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So I 15 year old girl with a boyfriend must really get you going?

Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:48:18 Post No.37848153
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>>37848119
Hell yeah.i want to bull people so bad.

Anonymous
Comfy Thread 2017-06-20 07:40:23 Post No.37848013
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Comfy Thread Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:40:23 Post No. 37848013 [Report] [View this topic]

It has been too long

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starting it off

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2017-06-20 07:39:52 Post No.37848007
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:39:52 Post No. 37848007 [Report] [View this topic]

DANGEROUS AND MOVING, DANGEROUS AND MOVING, DANGEROUS AND MOVING

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2017-06-20 07:37:50 Post No.37847964
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:37:50 Post No. 37847964 [Report] [View this topic]

I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the cool kids. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, 'cause all the cool kids- they seem to get it. I wish that I could be like the cool kids, like the cool kids...

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2017-06-20 07:36:01 Post No.37847928
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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:36:01 Post No. 37847928 [Report] [View this topic]

Do any robots here actually look this ugly? Or is everyone being melodramatic

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Anonymous 2017-06-20 07:38:26 Post No.37847981
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I think most people here are atleast 5/10. People are just whiny bitch boys because they dont get their way right a way.

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