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Hnnnmmmunnnnnnhhhhggggggg
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>entering the thicc glorious lauren period
My dick is in for some serious trouble
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>T-THICC[/spoiler
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We're in the best timeline tbqh
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Question for 90s nostalgics: which Sabrina was hotter? The 3DPD version, or the 2D version?
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>>36903936
Never saw the 2d Sabrina but I had a huge crush on the 3d Sabrina.
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>>36903936
>trying to even compare 3d to 2d
shit thread already
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sabrina is disgusting
gabrielle is pure
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>go to take passport photo
>photographer tells me to stop leaning my head
>confused but lean my head to were she's waving her hand
>go to take photo of myself in mirror
>whole body is leaning to the right
WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK? WAS I REALLY GOING OUT IN PUBLIC LOOKING LIKE THAT?
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lel, same exact here.
I always had my head tilted, I stopped doing it once someone told me when taking my passport photo
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>>36904071
I knew something was up with my head tilt since school photos but I can never get it to stick to centre. Didnt know about my whole body though
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Do any of you wear glasses? Tie a little thread to the bridge, and then when you walk you'll easily be able to tell if you're lopsided. Now, it may make you look like a weirdo in public, but so does walking with your head tilted, so take your pick.
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why do vaginas look so gross
everything else on a female looks normal so why do vaginas look like oozing flesh wounds
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leave the femanon roasties alone they dindonuffin
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>ifunny
Anon...
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>>36903906
that actually looks tasty.
damnit now i'm really hungry.
Can I have a personal army plz?
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>>36903855
>repeating numbers
yes you may
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ok sir what is your first order?
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>checked
tell us what you need
As a female, how the fuck do I get beta male orbiters?
I'm not pretty, so I've never really had robots hovering around me buying me shit. But I'm not fat or ugly either, I'm a 5 or 6.
Fuck it, having pride and working for your own shit is pointless. I want to be like all the other pieces of shit females in the real world, getting guys to pay for dates and gifts.
This isn't even bait. Surely you robots will agree that if a orbiter is retarded enough to get scammed and waste their money on a girl that they'll never get to fuck, then they deserve it.
Is forums/MMO's the way to go?
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>>36903849
>I want to be like all the other pieces of shit females in the real world, getting guys to pay for dates and gifts.
>I'm not pretty
Sucks to suck desu
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>>36903849
You are ugly on both the outside and the inside, your best bet is becomming some old mans slave desu.
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All that male attention isn't going to fill that gaping void and make up for your obvious lack of personality. You'll always be sad and empty. Really it'd be better if you just killed yourself.
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Help me process my thoughts /b/, why do humans do these things.
>be me
>be 18
>standing outside the front entrance of the school with friend
>talking about random childhood memories and disgusting things that happened to us
>laughing our asses off
>look to the right
>some random qt is staring at us through a window pane with both hands on the glass
>wtf.jpg
>ignore her and continue telling story to bro
>opens door and walks toward us and stands near me and bro while looking at us
>wtfx2.jpg
>notice that cars come to the front to pick people up
>"Uh are you waiting for someone or something"
>"Nope"
>this isn't creepy
>pretend that she isn't there and continue talking about the time my mom slammed the car door onto my hand when I was 5 at the airport
>She steps a tad bit closer
>stahp.jpg
>"That must have hurt."
>no shit
>"Yea it happened when I was 5 so it's ok haha."
>she quickly exits and goes back in the building and speed walks away
>friend looks at me
>"Do you know her?"
>"Nope?"
>"Well wtf was that?"
>"I have no fucking idea."
>Go back inside the building 5 seconds later
>scan my surroundings
>see her climbing up the stairs
>paranoid that it's some weird normie prank
>no one else standing around
>disappears past the stairs
>did that just happen
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women these days...
She wanted your attention
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I meant /r9k/No bully please
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>>36903884
Doesn't make sense, no one was watching and it was completely spontaneous.
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What the fuck do I even do if I want sex with men but relationships with women? I could get an asexual gf and love her, but that would mean no sex.
Or I could get a bf, but then I wouldn't be able to love him.
And traps don't exist in real life...
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W, is that u?
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>>36903834
You could be like the closeted gay dudes, get a beard wife, then "work" a great deal, keeping your sexuality a secret from everybody.
You'll have three kids, and eventually you'll be found out, your wife will divorce you and become a pill addict, and your kids and wife will come across you shopping in Walmart with your new boyfriend.
Two of your kids will still love you but resent you forever, and one will outright despise you, especially after it destroys their mother and her sense of trust is destroyed to the point where she has a series of unsuccessful relationships, and drives home drunk from the bar and ends up dying, in a scenario that suspiciously looks like suicide on her part.
You'll have a good relationship with the two of them, though, and they'll come and visit you in San Francisco with their grandchildren at Christmas.
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>>36904813
no
oooooooorii
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>be me Alpha rich male have had so many sexual relations and so many friends till i hit 20
>suddenly i go bald
>hell with it i go buy a hair wig
>friends findout im wearing a wig and everyone starts making fun of me
>well its fine i distance myself from everyone i know and focus at collage
>I fail collage hardly and then leave it
>cant get a decent job
>go back to living with my parents
>they give me a shit load about leaving collage and doing nothing with my live
>goes back to being normie and spending all of my time on vidya
>Parents used to think im smart and all now all they do is tell me how fuckedup and useless i am
>find my self a new online game to spend my time on
>Suicide is the only solution
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just go to turkey and get hair
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>I fail collage hardly
wow I wonder why this happened
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>>36903810
kek get fucked chad chadington
anyway i thank you you bring a little giggle to my life.
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get fucked
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Good luck tomorrow robots, wake up happy and proud of yourself, realize you are unstoppable and keep your chin up high. go out tomorrow and show the world you confidence
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>>36903776
>wake up
>go out
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>>36903835
Well you gotta show the public your adoring smile and charismatic personality
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I wish every thread on r9k was like this, I'd probably be a lot happier
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Holy shit /pol/ is fucking cancer.
Like, you can't even say anything that isn't a total appraisal of the President without getting labeled a shill.
Good thing I always have /r9k/ to come back to. I gotta tell you guys, you guys can really be autistic, but you're legions better than that shithole. I appreciate this place for what it is.
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>>36903687
stop being a leftard then
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I agree, used to like /pol/ but it's become absolutely infested with redditors from /r/thedonald who can't face facts that Trump is a zionist stooge doing the bidding of neocohens like Ryan and McConnell
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>>36903687
that isn't what appraisal means.
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So, I've kinda just "redpilled" myself on something;
I posted this picture to Reddit on the neckbeard subreddit, intended to take the piss out of myself.... You guys have said that, if a guy is good-looking, being a nerd is endearing... This seems to actually be true.
I posted a current picture from Instagram, and several girls were perving on me hard... Asking if I would be creeped out by them
I am a brony and anime nerd. I have chemistry and metallurgy stuff of my page (my own
experiments), and other such weird stuff on my Instagram...
I am one of you, a robot.
This has fucked my brain hard.
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Here's an example of posts...
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>>36903703
>ruggedly handsome
I....what?
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You have discovered the truth behind the "cringe" meme. That it's actually a front so that you can make fun of people and not have to feel morally bad for it. Of course the people who participate in these communities are some of the most superficial ones you'll ever find.
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What's the best way to measure your height? I personally look on the mirror and put the measuring tape by my side I think that's the most accurate way since I get different measurements if I do it another way
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>tape measuring tape to the wall
>measure height
>???
>an hero because 5'9
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>>36903658
lay down on the floor and measure it
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The Home Depot around here has a height measure on the doors. Just use that
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>jerk off
>can't pee for 30 minutes
>finally do and it feels good
>after urine is gone, penis burns and hurts for another 30 minutes
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>>36903653
...thats uh...thats really not normal you should see the doctor
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>>36903653
Congratulations, you got syphilis.
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>piss immediately after nut
>feels amazing like a 30 second long secondary nut
Your dick is broken or something
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Anyone eIse here get vagina envy?
l don't think l actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me depressed... lt feels like bioIogy and my body have betrayed me.
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>>36903603
l push my fingers into my AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>36903603
do r9k a favor and stop making these shitty threads faggot
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>>36903603
I don't blame you. Being female is living on easymode